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This is just a random blog. Some of it fandoms I'm a part of. Some are my updates on life, and a bit of ranting. You can find all my fics on AO3! 29/They/Them/Bi 

[forsapphics]

(DOORBELL. Enter the LESBIANS.)

[yelenhol]

It’s getting hot here😳

Commission for @duckie19 Thank you for commissioning me❤️

[noka-exe]

attempts at rapprochement

[brixyfire]

[titenoute]

I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it’s in english.

[zankyger]

WHY WOULD YOU SOURCE THAT.

[titenoute]

BECAUSE IM AN EVIL ASSHAT WIZARD THATS WHY

[renegade-luxray-deactivated2016]

NOPE NOPE NO NO NO NONONONONONONON BYE

[greencarnations]

ONE TIME I WANTED TO SHOW THIS TO A FRIEND SO I JUST SEARCHED “THAT FUCKING KOREAN COMIC” AND IT WAS THE FIRST RESULT

[tinytrashcap-blog1]

DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT READING THIS HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT.

I AM INTO SPOOKY SHIT. FIRST PAGE OR TWO I WAS LIKE OH THIS WON’T BE THAT BAD. MIGHT BE SOME URBAN LEGEND SHIT THAT MAKES YOU AFRAID OF SHADOWS. MIGHT GET GORY. WHO KNOWS. BUT I CAN HANDLE IT, IT’S JUST A COMIC.

FUCK. NO. 

[samapitongzabala]

One time at 3am I suddenly woke up and a stupid idea came to me and kept me awake.. So here it is… All vocals by me. I don’t know what I was thinking

Zuko Rhapsody Based on Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? I got my face fried and dishonored my family Scar on my eye, look up to the skies and weep I’m such a poor boy, lightning come strike at me Do you see how fast my hair has grown? Where did my Mama go? Anywhere we may go, have life changing field trips with me, with me Mama just killed a man For the crown on daddy’s head Before you know it, Grandpa’s dead Mama, don’t know where you’ve gone But now my sister’s goin’ all cray cray Mama ooh, didn’t mean to make her cry But she needs to go down, said Uncle Iroh Carry on, carry on, for I will regain my honor Tui was killed by Zhao Azula struck Aang on his spine Now I’ve come to realize Goodbye Fire Daddy, I’ve got to go Ask myself why I’m so bad at being good Mama ooh (I’ll regain my honor) The scar’s not on the wrong side I wish I’ve never seen that bad play at all… I got a ponytail and I am stalking Aang I’m a douche, I’m a douche, capture him for my honor Thunderbolts and lightning blowing up in front of me! Uncle Iroh, Uncle Iroh, Uncle Iroh, Uncle Iroh, Uncle Iroh, Tsungi horn, Oh honor, oh oh oh oh I’m such a poor boy, Daddy don’t love me He’s such a poor boy, Where is his Mommy? Saved his life from Ozai’s monstrosity See how fast my hair has grown, where did mama go? Azula knows! Where did our Mama go? Where’d she go? Azula! Where did our Mama go? Where’d she go? Azula! Where did our Mama go? Where’d she go? Where did Mama go? Where’d she go?  Where did Mama go? Zuko, Zuko, play the Tsungi horn, oh oh oh oh NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! Oh Mama Ursa, Mama Ursa, Mama Ursa, where’d you go? Who the heck’s Hasook? Why does my grandson sound just like me? Like me? Like meeeeeeeeeeee… So you think you can kill me in an Agni Kai? Yo, Katara’s my homie, she won’t let me die! Oh buddy lost his girl, That’s rough, buddy Watch the pretty clouds, watch the pretty clouds way up here… Oooooh, ooh yeah, ooh yeah I’ll regain my honor, I’m good now, can you see? Have life changing field trips, have life changing field trips with me… I’ll regain my honor

DOWNLOAD LINK

[zukosgirl]

Why haven’t I reblogged this?!

[iguanamouth]

a mess

[itastemetal-deactivated20200404]

this is THE BEST explanation of this aspect of mental illness i have ever seen

[voiceboss]

Visit Original Link

Think he did that in one take?

Think again.

(There’s swearing, so make sure your parents are in bed)

[hermannco]

‘You threw that handle first’ it’s my favorite bit

[kitten-kin]

[sarahthecoat]

<3

[juniper-tree]

Is the “fluffy one shot” pig doing whip its with those cans?  Cause that feels accurate.

[kitten-kin]

@skyholdherbalist Yup! XD

[valkyrien]

@frozensnares

Then… where do I go? I’m just at home muttering

into the void of an open word document.

[kitten-kin]

@valkyrien Oh but there’s more to this party than sugar and sweets~ ♥︎

Fluff Fest on RedBubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/kitten-kin/works/36582633

Dark Side on RedBubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/kitten-kin/works/36634358

[atlinmerrick]

THE PIG IS EATING PINE TREES IN THE PINING I CAN NOT DEAL.

[owlinautumn]

IT GOT BETTER

[alltheusernameiwantistaken]

Where’s the lemon buffet

[kitten-kin]

Third Comic, featuring the citrus-themed juice bar~ @alltheusernameiwantistaken

Available on RedBubble at https://www.redbubble.com/people/kitten-kin/works/37192337.

[chickpeamcb]

hand lettering assignment of @/abracadabriest’s iconic post

[1esbrarian]

[arqueete]

check out this spotify playlist of men covering women’s songs without changing pronouns

[1esbrarian]

nice

[thegenesimmonsboots]

the same user made a playlist of women covering men’s songs without changing pronouns!

[aphony-cree]

double nice

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re a daycare worker, watching over toddlers, when the imminent end of the world is announced. It becomes increasingly clear none of the kids’ parents are going to show up as the end inches nearer.

[bixbythemartian]

[Audio starts]

“Mom has been texting me for the last twenty minutes. She wants me to come home. It’s a four hour drive, when the roads are clear, and from what I hear everybody is trying to get somewhere right now. There’s no telling if I’d even-”

“Everybody else has left. All the other kids were picked up, the other staff left. They gave me all the keys. I promised to stay and wait for as long as- well. Even if some of the parents show up, I guess some of them won’t, so I’m just waiting. Until.”

[Clears throat.]

“A couple of people came after everybody left. Peter, one of Aidan’s fathers, gave me three hundred dollars for staying. What am I going to do with money? It’s- anyway. I kind of get it. He wanted to give me something.”

[Audio ends]

[Audio starts]

“They’re all between 2 and 4.” Sniff. “They’re so little. Too little to really- maybe if they were older, I’d have to tell them something. But um. I’m just- trying to stay calm and keep them happy and occupied. I think that’s the best thing, right now.”

[Heaving breaths.]

“I normally use this recorder to help me remember stuff. It’s just, uh, habit to talk to it. I don’t know. They’re napping, right now. I’ve got the baby monitor, they know that if they talk into it, I’ll come, so-”

[Sobbing.]

[Audio ends]

[Audio starts]

“Mom keeps texting, so I blocked her. I sent her a text telling her goodbye, first, but. I do. But these kids need me.”

[Sniff.]

“I tried calling their parents again, but I can’t get anybody. It’s just busy signals. I called the firefighter station, 911. I can’t get through to anybody.”

[Shaky breath.]

“I went out into the yard. Um, I think they can play. It’s nice out, and you can’t really see it yet. Little bit of a glimmer, if they ask I’ll just tell them it’s a plane, but it’s nice out and we’ve got hours before-”

[Murmuring child’s voice, indistinguishable.]

[Audio ends]

Keep reading

[dykerightsmp3]

my most specific mood playlists

where you don’t see me, for songs about wanting someone to look at you when they won’t (feat. MARINA, Soccer Mommy, King Princess)

i don’t want to be your fucking dog, a playlist for giving more than you ever get (feat. BANKS, PVRIS, Phoebe Bridgers)

in your car the radio up, for the final moments of a relationship (feat. Bad Bad Hats, Lorde, Sara Bareilles)

soul ascending final choruses, for when the final chorus comes in and changes your entire life (feat. Meg Myers, Florence + the Machine, Ms Mr)

womanhood is about yelling, for absolutely heartwrenching music to screech along to in the car (feat. Paramore, Lucy Dacus, Mitski)

i’ll care for myself the way I used to care about you, a playlist for high quality ex disses (feat. Sabrina Carpenter, Lizzo, Little Mix)

do you ever yearn? a yearning mixtape (feat. Mitski, Vance Joy, Hozier)

funny how I still forgot, a playlist for seeing someone you use to love (feat. Harry Styles, Camila Cabello, Kodaline)

the inherent politicization of tenderness, a longer playlist for love as something specifically revolutionary (feat. Carly Rae Jepsen, Hozier, Janelle Monae)

don’t read the last page but i stay, aka the peak tenderness playlist (feat. The Civil Wars, Ella Henderson, Taylor Swift)

night shift, a very long playlist of music that hits very different at 2 am (feat. Lana Del Rey, Lauren Aquilina, boygenius)

just had a change of heart, a playlist about the feeling that someone has gone, they needed to be, and now you need to pick up the pieces (feat. The 1975, Hayley Kiyoko, Walk the Moon)

I’m in love, I’m alive, oh I’m burning, a playlist about radical joy (feat. Bleachers, Kacey Musgraves, Maggie Rogers)

(my music tag)

[literally-a-piece-of-trash]

Ah yes, the 5 love languages:

touch starved

my parents never told me they are proud of me

i love Stuff

im so fucken tired please god just let me rest for 5 minutes

hey pay attention to me

[thatsthat24]

The Seven Deadly Sins: Gay Edition 🌈

[assiraphales]

“ yOu wAnt a PieCE of ME?” “YES!” *bites a bitch*

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

Elmo commits murder

[zum1udontno]

Elmo off the shits

[theclockworkjudas]

“ELMO!”

“WHAT? YOU WANNA PIECE OF ELMO??”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fair-itself]

I love this, though, because my favorite thing about Superman is he isn’t Batman. I love Batman too, but Superman isn’t a dude who decided to live his life in pursuit of a vendetta against society when he was eight and then just did nothing for the next two decades but get super jacked, become the world’s greatest detective, and memorize every strategy used by every winner in every field of competition in history. Superman is a very good-hearted person who knows how to bale hay, use AP Stylebook, and break meteors into manageable bite-sized pieces by hitting them real hard. And I’m not saying Superman isn’t smart. He’s a bright guy, he’s just not like, one of the celebrated geniuses of the DC Universe. The best thing about Superman is he is basically a normal dude who happens to be orders of magnitude stronger than anyone else. Normal dudes have brain farts. Normal dudes are presented with a life-or-death situation they have less than four seconds to resolve and make a decision that is not optimal. Normal dudes aren’t typically asked to rescue a child from a 10,000 ton machine bearing down on him at 85mph, but if they were, they would probably sometimes panic a little and do dumb shit like ruin a train when they could have just whisked the child to safety.

I think sometimes Superman makes the wrong decision, not necessarily to the result of extreme catastrophe, but something like this, where everyone is standing around clapping and cheering and the kid’s parents are weeping in gratitude and they want to pose for a picture for the 6 o’ clock news with Superman and the conductor, and in the crowd someone is like “Why didn’t he fly the kid out of the way?” and rather than rolling with the fact that the emperor is naked his friend just says “Shut up, Drew, it’s Superman.”

And then, because I also love Batman for very different reasons, I imagine that later on the same day Bruce Wayne gets a phone call and Clark Kent is like “Hey, Wayne, I uh, need a favor.”

“Do you now.”

“Yeah, I, uh, kind of owe the Union Pacific Railroad $60,000.”

“Oh, and why’s that?”

“Come on, don’t do this to me. It was all over the news.”

“I’m prepared to write you a no-strings-attached check for the full amount on the condition that you explain your entire thought process from beginning to end.”

Anyway, that’s why I like Superman.

[zombolouge]

I think this is very accurate. One time a tree fell on me in the forest and while it would have made more sense to simply jump to the side and avoid it my idiot brain went through the fight-or-flight options and apparently chose fight, so I reached out my hand and caught the tree, then dropped it on the ground beside me. Ended up fracturing my wrist and wondering why the fuck my brain thought that was the best option for survival. I don’t think people are good at really weighing the optimal choices in moments of crisis. 

[sandsbuisle]

Bruce: “New Justice League policy. I am willing to pay for whatever damages you guys do in the name of justice and saving lives, but you have to write up a report detailing how the damage occured, including your thought process. Every once in a while, I will complie them into a presentation that we will go through as a whole to determine how you could have mitigated the collateral damage.”

Clark: “This is going to be a ‘name and shame’ type of thing, isn’t it?”

Bruce, lying through his teeth: “Of course not, don’t be ridiculous. This is to improve ourselves.”

[screamting]

The ones who admit “I don’t know what happened here” get a pass on shaming but they still get the alternative suggestions list

[vbartilucci]

And on nights when he really needs a break, Bruce pulls those presentations out, watches the video, and laughs his tits off.

[tanzanitedepths]

Fanfiction Club: The Rules

This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.

[madlori]

This is gold.

[jumpingjacktrash]

i do not see a flaw

[mother-of-a-murder]

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