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Some people are disappointed that there wonāt be any Rickrolls anymore so hereās a DMCA free version of Rick Astley with vocals.
weāve gone back to midis like fucking beasts yahoo and corporate america has rendered us on par with geocities
when being post-internet is no longer a choice but a way of life imposed upon you
TG: im not egbert so im not gonna pull it but. oh hey do you know john? john egbert
Yes, you're definitely not my... Nevermind. You're definitely not John. And you could say i know Johnnnn....
TG: just realized i could probably send something as another person chumhandle and you probably wouldnt be able to tell if it was from me or not damn theres a hella nice prank right there
You could but you won't.
TG: how would anyone ask actual shit
Shit with a question mark on it?
TG: you know haley right. how come i dont know you if she... shit yknow what i probably shouldnt be asking questions
Yeah, you probably shouldn't. Questions only lead to more questions.
TG: actually i just kind of assumed you were my kid cause youre a strider right? guess you could be dirks but i dont know. are you? doubt it. nah
If I were I would doubt biologically. Heh.
TG: since im tehnically your dad but not im not sure how to talk to you. i mean i dont remember having a kid recently so
You had child later on and I got these hella time shit things, that's why I'm here at this time rather then the time I should be in.
((I SAID I WOULD SPAM YOU BUT PERSONAL OR HERE??guess here since im already herE)) TG: hey dahn howre you hows your day hows life
Good, okay, and no.
*Wastes your time.*
Those were precious gems! How dare you.
Ā I wonāt talk with you anymore, if thatās what you want.
Itās not you talking to me itās you talking about caring. But whatever. I donāt care if you talk to me or not, buggy.
Hm? Iām sure I heard somethingā¦nah.
Nah, you sure as hell heard something.
I found something.
*Wastes your time.*
Those were precious gems! How dare you.
Really.
And if youāre soooooooo willing to suicide it Ā makes no fun in killing you.
8 DO NOT C8R8
Oh? Thatās why you wonāt kill me? Okay. I beeellliiieeevvve you. Completely fucking believe you.
You care because you keep talking about it.
I wonāt talk with you anymore, if thatās what you want.
It's not you talking to me it's you talking about caring. But whatever. I don't care if you talk to me or not, buggy.
*Wastes your time.*
Those were precious gems! How dare you.
Ā So youāre saying that Iām not weak? That if someone is not a wimp youāll just run away like the fucking bug you are? Makes sense, spiders are easily squashed.Ā
From the information I know of you can only make me pass out.
And My smirks are meant to make people mad.Ā
*Smirks.*
Iām not a 8ug!!!!!!!! And if you want to squish a spider, try my lusus. She would love to eat something right now.
No, I can make you walk to a pit and make you fall for your death.
So 8e afraid
And stop smirking.
Okay, fine. Youāre not a bug. Youāre an arachnid, but spiders are still easy to squash.
Sorry if Iām wrong, but I was told that your mind shit is limited on humans. I might be a human.Ā
Whatās wrong with smirking? I enjoy how it pisses you off. *Still smirking.*Ā
Really? Sorry I didnāt noticed you were a human, you look more like a cow.
And if I make you pass out, nothing can stop me from going near you and killing you while you sleep.
And you know what? Smirk how much you want, Itās not like I care.
Iām a cow? Holy shit. Really?
True that. True that. Do it then. Kill me. *Grinning*
You cared until it made you look bad that you cared. And mentioning it at all meant you cared.
Really.
And if youāre soooooooo willing to suicide it Ā makes no fun in killing you.
8 DO NOT C8R8
Oh? That's why you won't kill me? Okay. I beeellliiieeevvve you. Completely fucking believe you.
You care because you keep talking about it.
*Wastes your time.*
Those were precious gems! How dare you.
Ā So youāre saying that Iām not weak? That if someone is not a wimp youāll just run away like the fucking bug you are? Makes sense, spiders are easily squashed.Ā
From the information I know of you can only make me pass out.
And My smirks are meant to make people mad.Ā
*Smirks.*
Iām not a 8ug!!!!!!!! And if you want to squish a spider, try my lusus. She would love to eat something right now.
No, I can make you walk to a pit and make you fall for your death.
So 8e afraid
And stop smirking.
Okay, fine. Youāre not a bug. Youāre an arachnid, but spiders are still easy to squash.
Sorry if Iām wrong, but I was told that your mind shit is limited on humans. I might be a human.Ā
Whatās wrong with smirking? I enjoy how it pisses you off. *Still smirking.*Ā
Really? Sorry I didnāt noticed you were a human, you look more like a cow.
And if I make you pass out, nothing can stop me from going near you and killing you while you sleep.
And you know what? Smirk how much you want, Itās not like I care.
I'm a cow? Holy shit. Really?
True that. True that. Do it then. Kill me. *Grinning*
You cared until it made you look bad that you cared. And mentioning it at all meant you cared.
*Wastes your time.*
Those were precious gems! How dare you.
Ā Iāll always be here. You gotta deal with this fucker for a while. Plus humans are assholes. We all are. Along with trolls. Everyoneās a fucking ass. Except me. Iām more of an ass. Iām a goddamn colossal assfuck right here. I hope you enjoy knowing me. *Smirks*
Iāll mind control you so you can get away from me.
8ecause you are indeed a goddamn colossal assfuck.
I fancy wimps better.
And your smirks make me mad.
So youāre saying that Iām not weak? That if someone is not a wimp youāll just run away like the fucking bug you are? Makes sense, spiders are easily squashed.Ā
From the information I know of you can only make me pass out.
And My smirks are meant to make people mad.Ā
*Smirks.*
Iām not a 8ug!!!!!!!! And if you want to squish a spider, try my lusus. She would love to eat something right now.
No, I can make you walk to a pit and make you fall for your death.
So 8e afraid
And stop smirking.
Okay, fine. You're not a bug. You're an arachnid, but spiders are still easy to squash.
Sorry if I'm wrong, but I was told that your mind shit is limited on humans. I might be a human.Ā
What's wrong with smirking? I enjoy how it pisses you off. *Still smirking.*Ā
*Wastes your time.*
Those were precious gems! How dare you.
Ā I think I know more than you think I know. Or I could know less than you think I know. But I know I know more than you think I know. I know.
I know you areĀ 8othering me. Why cabāt you be like the others humans? So much 8etter than you. Come 8ack when you are, thank you.
Iāll always be here. You gotta deal with this fucker for a while. Plus humans are assholes. We all are. Along with trolls. Everyoneās a fucking ass. Except me. Iām more of an ass. Iām a goddamn colossal assfuck right here. I hope you enjoy knowing me. *Smirks*
Iāll mind control you so you can get away from me.
8ecause you are indeed a goddamn colossal assfuck.
I fancy wimps better.
And your smirks make me mad.
So you're saying that I'm not weak? That if someone is not a wimp you'll just run away like the fucking bug you are? Makes sense, spiders are easily squashed.Ā
From the information I know of you can only make me pass out.
And My smirks are meant to make people mad.Ā
*Smirks.*
*Wastes your time.*
Those were precious gems! How dare you.
How dare I? How dare you! You canāt handle the truth!
But movie quotes aside, howās the spider bitch I heard so much about?
By much o mean very little.
Itās not your fault you 8nāt so full of information.
Every8ody talks a8out me and they only talk cool things.
And she is gr8! Even losing some time with you,she can still find time to 8e the awesome person she is.
Thatās all youāre allowed to know
I think I know more than you think I know. Or I could know less than you think I know. But I know I know more than you think I know. I know.
I know you areĀ 8othering me. Why cabāt you be like the others humans? So much 8etter than you. Come 8ack when you are, thank you.
I'll always be here. You gotta deal with this fucker for a while. Plus humans are assholes. We all are. Along with trolls. Everyone's a fucking ass. Except me. I'm more of an ass. I'm a goddamn colossal assfuck right here. I hope you enjoy knowing me. *Smirks*
*Wastes your time.*
Those were precious gems! How dare you.
How dare I? How dare you! You canāt handle the truth!
But movie quotes aside, howās the spider bitch I heard so much about?
By much o mean very little.
Itās not your fault you 8nāt so full of information.
Every8ody talks a8out me and they only talk cool things.
And she is gr8! Even losing some time with you,she can still find time to 8e the awesome person she is.
Thatās all youāre allowed to know
I think I know more than you think I know. Or I could know less than you think I know. But I know I know more than you think I know. I know.
