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I shall spread the word of our lord and savior the one and only Jeremy Elberson massachusetts 1985

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Do you have any suggestions as to what my senior quote should be? Jerma themed, of course :3

"When in doubt, raddish it out." "I don't think any of you knew I could do this." "Yeah- I have- I am- I'm... I'm just thinkin of the explosion from, like, three weeks ago."

"You just got SHARKED!" "My mother's steam is coming out of my mother's ears right now."

"Feed him to the lions."

"You're gonna get punished with a Stewie Griffin impression."

(most of these came from this account)

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quite literally nobody cares buuut i cant preach our gospel for a while im off to go on a vacation

"I don't like to punch down. I don't really punch up that much either, though," "I kind of just throw punches wildly in the air."

I don't have the clip, just an article. if you have the clip,please send it in my asks!!

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"i don’t like that there’s just a box in my house that can heat up to like 800 degrees. i don’t like that."

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“I’m killing you”

i dont have the clip, if you do please send it in my asks!!

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"I think I'd be a wolf. I think so too."

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"I would be a wolf lion hybrid mix. king of the junjle- junjle, but still social and with it and ferocious."

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"Oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. it's so good."

"I don't think any of you knew I could do this"

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"if there's only fucking TEETH LEFT, it's- it's fucking you're dead, you're dead."

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"IF YOU'RE GOOD AT SOMETHING NEVER DO IT FOR FREE"

edit: link found!! thank you @the-jermoment-spotter!!

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"Well see, yeah it wasn't deadly, it wasn't an instant kill move! You still got, like, this part of your finger left!"

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"Smarties are great, up your urethra"

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"Michelangelo, Leonardo, Da Vinci, they're all dead. I REMAIN- You understand? I REMAIN as a performance artist.”

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"when in doubt radish it out"

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"LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE MYSELF!"

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