have a pun day today

punny puns • people tend to roll their eyes or say they hate me after I say these so I type my puns down on this blog :)

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what do you call a tree without limbs?

an ampu-tree

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you're buying me new headphones? well that's just music to my ears

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what do you call batteries that don't work? badderies

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I have to FACE my fears of mirrors

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I wanted to design purses, but I couldn't handle the pursibilites

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what dessert do you eat during finals?

ice cram

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i never trust atoms, they make up everything

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hi my name is sausage nice to meat you

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nitrogen

the morning version of nitrogen is daytrogen if nitrogen likes guys and girls it is bitrogen if nitrogen has to leave, it will say byetrogen if nitrogen likes science, he is like Bill Nyetrogen if nitrogen is hesitating, it will sightrogen

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you are

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im two-tired to ride a bike

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have you heard of that guy who had his whole left side cut off? he's all right now.

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I don't have the patients to be a doctor

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having glasses is spect-ocular

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I went to a joke festival. I had a pun time

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broken pencils are pointless

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dont be upsetti have some spaghetti