Notho es Dicta Lumine Luna

Yoooou dick, I do not owe you hundreds of dollars. Twenty. I owe you twenty. 20. No additional zeroes or commas added. And I just bought a friggin outdoor tour with you so I can point at plants and say 'can I eat that' for an hour just to annoy you. That was WAY more than 20.

Twenty hundred, yes, that is how much you owe me. But fine, I guess that's acceptable as long as you also give me a tip afterwards. I rely on tips in my line of work. Especially if I'm gonna have to put up with two of you.

Why does the number keep going up, you jerk? This is cruel! Cruel and unusual. I will tip you after the hike, I'm not a godless heathen. [user is, in fact, a godless heathen]

I'll give you a BOGO discount. You've bought your hike, so you can drag along Milio as your plus one. And have fun with that, because I've had people ask me all sorts of dumb questions in one go.

[User knows that that is a saying, but he still makes a mental note of Diana saying it towards Emilio.]

Is this because you want to torture him with plants?

I don't think there's a mime plant you can torment us with.

He'll let me on for free. [user is talking out of his ass.]

Will you tell everyone what the ball says they should do, then? Be the voice of the ball for the world?

He's trying to swindle me out of 200 bucks I don't owe him. I don't know if that's true, unless you have a bromance for the ages. Or he just wants to torture you with plants, which, kinky I guess but.

Is the ball paying me? Does the ball have a bank account I don't know about, because if it's gonna pay me... maybe.

necrosemancy

[pm] Oh, that would be so good!!! A bunch of people just staring at cuneiform with no idea how to translate it. Eh, I got slotted in to go with the weekend shift staff. I don't have much overlap with them, so they probably just forgot I was coming.

#necrosemancy #diana x rosemary #pm ; rosemary #c ; rosemary

[pm] They wouldn't know to look for bad copper, but we, the cultured few, do.

Well, their loss. I wonder how long it took them...

Man, do you ever shut the fuck up? That ain't at all what I do. You can always join Diana on her guided hike and see what I do.

No. I do not. [user says maybe six words in total most days.] I don't need to see what you do because I already know.

#c ; daniel #diana x emilio #vengeancedemon #danielabrams #diana x daniel #c ; emilio

Daniel, do I have to pay even more if he comes on a guided hike where Cortez knows what you do already and I try to set a record for most dumb questions asked about nature that I probably know the answer to?

Also, yes, Emilio, the ball has the power to tell everyone what to do, but I am the one carrying that burden, don't you worry a pretty little hair on your head.

I don't think I'm biased. I think I'm just helping you out, making sure you know who to listen to. Nice of me. I'm sorry I I'm sorry about I'm sor

Well, don't go getting burned at the stake any time soon. Not good with money, so it'd got to waste. Don't want that. [...] It would not be a hard job. "Look, there's a leaf. And a tree. Wow. A stick." Strange that people are paid for this.

So listen to you and not the magic 8 ball, but also listen to the magic 8 ball and bring it around and make other people listen to it, and maybe end up public enemy number one maybe not... got it.

It's not high on my priority list, but with this magic 8 ball telling everyone what to do...? Possible. [...] I think the things pointed out are probably more specific. Like pine tree, maple leaf, igneous rock.

If someone did tell you that, it sounds like they're smart. You should probably listen to them.

All right, I'll take that bet. But you'd better actually pay me when I win, not just book a hiking tour.

#vengeancedemon #c ; emilio #diana x emilio

Wait, I remember now, it was you. You told me you were always right. Very biased, Cortez... But I have known you to be right on the occasions I've been around you, so I'll take it under consideration again.

Emilio, if they burn me at the stake for the magic 8 ball, you can have my whole bank account. [...] I would love nothing more than to see you run a hiking tour.

highoctanegem

They most defo did :( [user links this and this] And there's way more where that came from. I can't fight it, babe. Everyone's so happy for him, but that should be me. It's the greatest injustice.

[...] Okay, you know he could be made up, that's not like... impossible, I guess. Thanks for giving me hope that I can still get this record. It's been a really tough week </3

#highoctanegem #diana x jade #c ; jade

It will be you again. I know this to be true because it is simply a fact of the universe. They will recrown you loudest in the land, and all will be well.

That's what I'm here for: inspiring people to achieve their wildest goals.

What's keeping you here?

My work

My mother

My fri

Because going home means telling the truth and admitting I am a fucking failure and a fraud and bro

Nice coastal views and a degree to get.

#// hey who tf #; anon party #; anon #; answered

You should always listen to the rumors that say I'm right. [...] Only one way to find out, isn't there?

I feel like once upon a time someone told me that you were always right. Or am imagining that?

I will do it for one day, and I bet you ten bucks someone takes it and chucks it at me. I bet you I am burned at the stake in under a week for my magic 8 ball.

[ user isn't uncertain this will happen anyway, but at least with the 8 ball its funnier ]

Maybe it'd be funny, but you'd need to pay me really well. And clearly you ain't got much money since you owe me hundreds of dollars. I'm still waiting on that. No discount either. Pay me two hundred dollars.

Yoooou dick, I do not owe you hundreds of dollars. Twenty. I owe you twenty. 20. No additional zeroes or commas added. And I just bought a friggin outdoor tour with you so I can point at plants and say 'can I eat that' for an hour just to annoy you. That was WAY more than 20.

highoctanegem

Hello to the lovely people in my phone. It's with a heavy heart that I have to inform you all that I've lost the Guinness World Record for loudest person this year :( I know. I'm as shocked as the rest of you. [user didn't submit any proof for this record]. Please respect my privacy while I deal with the news. You know, losing and failing is kind of a new concept for me. I'm learning a lot.

But you better believe I'll come back stronger and ready to prove myself next year. No "Australian" man will stop me. Also, I wanna thank my bone partner, obvi. Not just cause she's my shoulder to cry on (she's soaking up all the wetness with zero complaints), but cause she keeps pushing me to be the better version of myself. Decibel by decibel.

We go again.

#highoctanegem #diana x jade #c ; jade

Are we sure they did this? Is there proof?

Maybe the Australian guy doesn't even exist and this is just a rumor?

I only give very good suggestions. I think the ball will work very well for you if you carry it everywhere. No one would ever think you are wrong then.

I heard a rumor about that. [...] So wait, which is it, they'll hate me for my horrible ball's no good suggestions, or they'll think I'm never wrong because I carry it everywhere?

Yes, because you said you'd pay to see me teach. Ain't so sure my lessons would make any sense in a classroom. Gotta be able to explain how to identify the different plants. Better to have a hands-on experience. [...] You could always pay for your class to come on a field trip.

I think it'd be very funny to see you in a classroom with a bunch of potted plants. [...] Daniel, I love how you think I have enough real money to pay for an entire college lecture to go into the woods.

Unless you've got like a discount or some shit??? Where I pay two whole dollars?