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Freshly Picked Brand-Name Dios All Day, Every Day (rp/askblog for the inhabitants of DIO's Cairo mansion. asks are open & feel free to interact! main blog: lepitorus)

[lepitorus]

ring ring

send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it

[dio-theshitpost-brando]

Ever want to be in a high school prom but more extra? Well woohoo! It’s winter Masquerade time again folks. Bring a mask and be extra, you know how it is.

This time it’s held in the Joestar Manor, where some fancily dressed puppets may greet you at the door with food. Dance your woes away to probably unfitting music or just eat as much food as you can. The food doesn’t stop coming!

Tag is #JoJoMasqEvent

Rules under the cut!

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[beautyguru-dio-deactivated20200]

It is I, Dio! CEO of Muda Beauty and the Lord of Beauty Gurus. Swear your allegiance to me while cancelling Kat Von D and the Joestars and you may be blessed with your very own Muda PR package!

[ Stupid au ask blog for jjba badboi, Dio, expect he’s now a cutthroat beauty guru! ]

[universe-inside-of-your-heart]

Whether surrounded by trees, hidden near the beach, away on a tropical coast, or in an oasis in the sand, the world is yours to live in and see in Jojo Crossing! Become a human or animal resident in a world full of fluffy talking friends and meet new residents along the way, live in a beautiful home of your imagining in a quiet little town, or maybe you’d prefer to travel with an RV full of the latest stuff? Whichever way you want, you can go to whatever crossings you please!

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(( Welcome to Jojo Crossing! Forests, Deserts, Mountains, Plains, Islands; small villages to big cities; tied in one place or off to see campgrounds in an RV, you can live wherever you wish to go and do whatever you want, whenever you want!

This event is open to any and all Ask/Daily/RP blogs, both canon and OC, single muse or multimuse! Turn your muse into a human coming to live among the animals we know and love, or have them transform into a cute and cuddly neighbor themselves. You can even create new species of animal neighbors if you want! No matter what, just enjoy yourselves, relax, and have fun.))

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[lepitorus]

talkin’ bout the business man

[dailybrandnamedio]

((in other news i’m planning to be active on this blog again, so send some asks/interacts please!

[jorataro]

Hello. I am looking for a new mom. I am a good boy with lots of experience.

I am punctual, loyal, and highly efficient

Great social skill, good with computer

I make my bed and brush my teeth twice a day

Will do chores with minimal to no complaints

Big strong arms good for lift and punch

Past experiences include:

I had a one mommy

Thank you for your time and consideration.

[dailypillarfam]

“Please, allow me to be your new mom - I have a good husband and two good sons, your brothers would love you very much”

[jorataro]

Okay. Thank you for accepting me into your humble abode. Here’s some things you should know as my new mommy: 1. I need 3 eggs scrambled, 3 pieces of bacon, and 5 buttermilk pancakes for breakfast every day, 2. I take a nap at 3:30 PM for 35 minutes no more no less, 3. On Saturdays I like to be woken up roughly 15 minutes earlier than when I usually wake up on a weekday with a hug and a kiss, And finally, 4. When I am watching cartoons, I do not like to be talked to. I am trying to concentrate. I’ll have my schedule faxed over to you as soon as I get settled in. Thank you.

[dailypillarfam]

“... what’s a pancake?”

[jorataro]

....................I think I’m going to explore my options a little more. Thanks for your time. Bye.

[dailypillarfam]

“Dammit - what the hell is a ‘pancake’? And why is it so damn important? A - am I a bad mother for not knowing what a pancake is? Do my sons resent me? What have I done”

[jorataro]

Ok, ok... look, don’t worry so much. I’m sure you’re a great mom. There are lots of cooking shows on the television, we can learn how to make pancakes together as a family. A cool new family with no Dio.

[dailybrandnamedio]

NOT SO FAST, “MAMA’S BOY”!

THE PANCAKE BLOODLINE ENDS NOW, JOJO! WITH THE RECIPES DESTROYED, YOU AND YOUR MOMMY WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO TURN TO ME, DIO, FOR PANCAKE-MAKING ADVICE.... AND LET ME TELL YOU: I, DIO, FOR ONE, CAN NOT WAIT TO SEE YOU GROVEL FOR SYRUPY BREAKFAST SWEETNESS!

[dailybrandnamedio]

why is [ZA WARUDO] like that

what do you mean

[jjbablogdirectory]

Reblog this post if your blog is a JJBA BD/PD/Daily ask blog

Your blog will be added to the NEW directory!

[dailybrandnamedio]

dio i may not have eaten a lot of bread in my life but i sure as hell want to eat that ass 👅👅👅👅💦💦

get off anon, vanilla

[dailybrandnamedio]

listen dio canonically hangs out at puccis house and i can’t help but wonder how that went over with his parents

[ham-steaks]

followers please send me some characters i wanna do this meme so bad

[jolyne]

dio probably is really shitty at typing and texting like his nails are so long he just cant hit the keys right plus he’s a dad so he automatically types lk dis

DIO: Wat^ Giorno ? wat u wnt 4 dnr

GIO: leave me alone dad

DIO: Miss n lv u son

GIO: fuck off

DIO: Groudned

DIO: Com hom nw

DIO: Son

DIO: Ggiono

DIO: Dnt ignr me

DIO: Za warduod

[theocseason4]

Ledge

[dailybrandnamedio]

I want to throw a rock at Pucci's amazing ass, to see if it will bounce back with 10 times the speed and strength, killing me instantly.

[dailybrandnamedio]

Give us more of ur stand the world pls

Witnessing my 「STAND」is a great honor, and one that’s reserved for my most devoted followers. 「THE WORLD」in all its majesty is simply too frightening for mere mortals to cast their eyes upon.