It wasn't me!

Professional mother hugger, Avengers fanboy and Jamerson's best pal. Is this the part where I say Don't blink, blink and you're dead? [RP Blog for Peter Parker] 

[dailybuglerrandboy]

THE BELATED SANTA LEAVES A GIFT AT YOUR DOOR. YOU OPEN IT AND IT IS... A LIFE-SIZE INFLATABLE, ANATOMICALLY CORRECT DEADPOOL DOLL!

               Two Deadpool's?

                               I've seen hell.

[icangohotter]

"You can still kill one with bug spray."

"You don’t want to race me, kiddo. You’ll lose, every time.”

[dailybuglerrandboy]

"I just need a small fire extinguisher to take your out, you'd need at least twenty cans of bug spray to affect me." 

"In your dreams, but if you're so sure why don't you put your pride on the line."

[dailybuglerrandboy]

//let's see if I can distress Peter *Tommy had blood pouring from his chest as he approached* H-Hey *cough* Spidey, Wanna help me out?

tommy-is-the-rudest-bitch

          "What the --- ? Holy shit, Speed? Dude,            dude come on tell me you're okay, what's            wrong man? What happened? Don't tell me            you had a run in with some back guy and           ended up this badly beat up."

                    "Shit, shit, come on we can figure this out,                      don't die on me man."

"Your mum's gonna kill me."

[icangohotter]

"Yours is bug spray. Swinging is outdated. I could fly the city twice in the time it took you to get down the block.”

[dailybuglerrandboy]

"Spiders are arachnids."

"Whats that old man? You want to race?"

[icangohotter]

"You might be able to stick to surfaces, but I can fly, anywhere I wanted. Pretty sure that I means I win.”

[dailybuglerrandboy]

"Your kryptonite is a fire extinguisher. Who'd even want to fly? Swinging's way cooler." 

[icangohotter]

"You’re joking right? there’s no way your silly string is better then my awesome powers."

[dailybuglerrandboy]

"Silly string-- Do you even hear yourself right now? I can stick to any surface. You can make toast from a distance. There is no way you win."

[dailybuglerrandboy]

icangohotter

"All I'm saying is that spider powers beat turning into a giant candle any time."

[vdovyukusit]

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[dailybuglerrandboy]

msmarvel-ous

I didn't do it.

[dailybuglerrandboy]

ibeatupgrass

Somewhere along the line this stopped making sense.

[dailybuglerrandboy]

vdovyukusit

Uhh-- It was like this when I found it?

[dailybuglerrandboy]

thecajuncardthief

Gambit, sup man, you taking some superhero time off too?

[dailybuglerrandboy]

jacksonpollockpainting

Holy potato waffles, Batman! It's Starlord, can you sign my autograph book?

[dailybuglerrandboy]

weaponxlogan

I still can't believe you're a teacher.

[dailybuglerrandboy]

"Peter."

"Tommy, my main man. How’s it goin’ dude? This isn’t about the toaster, right? I tried to fix it but turns out —not as easy as it looks.”

[starvingspeedster]

"Oh you mean sticking a web on it didn’t fix it?” Tommy gave Peter an unimpressed look.

[dailybuglerrandboy]

"And here I thought the jokes were my thing."

[chiarareadscomics-deactivated20]

"Play it cool, okay?"

I feel like I don’t even need to comment. I just need to let them shine.

Young Avengers Presents Vol. 1 #003 (Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Alina Urusov)

[dailybuglerrandboy]

"Peter."

"Tommy, my main man. How's it goin' dude? This isn't about the toaster, right? I tried to fix it but turns out --not as easy as it looks."