Daily Crispy Wood Roast

Chris Wood's face roasts himself but in the meantime I'm here to provide some daily roasting for everyone's least favorite human dolphin. we accept submissions for roastings

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So I haven’t been posting here lately and I’m not gonna be anymore. Even though I do think Chris Wood is an obnoxious dudebro and pretty terrible actor, with all the shit going on within Berlanti Productions and DCTV, I just don’t feel up to going after a dude who is at least a decent human being. Chris owned up to the fact Mon-El is a piece of shit and the reintroduction of his character is probably gonna be a soft reboot of him. Chris has said dumb shit in defense of Mon-El before and hopefully now that, for whatever reason he did admit to the crappiness of Mon-El, he won’t do that shit again if it turns out Mon-El is pretty much the same. Honestly though I had some pretty great roasts here and I ain’t gonna apologize for them cause they made me laugh but going forward, it’s not worth going after one of the few white dudes who isn’t a complete pile of shit.

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He doesn’t care if people hate Mon-El when he didn’t like season 2 of Mon-El either... it’s the bullying of him (you know the actor) that affected him... also it’s a free world right? I can come here if I want...

The same actor who hyped Mon-El up and called him a puppy and was excited about his hero's journey? That same actor who didn't like Mon-El?also sorry no :/ free world was cancelled last season.

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chris said he doesn’t care if people hate mon-el... he’s always said this about all his characters. the bullying he’s referring to is people hating on him and mocking him not for disliking mon-el. chris isn’t a fictional character and he isn’t mon-el. Dont twist things to make it fit your agenda 🙄 you know exactly what he means, your blog is chriswoodroast not monelroast

yeah...chris wood roast...as in roasting chris for saying he doesn’t care what people say about his character or him but proceeds to bring it up the only two times he’s address fans...implying the dumbass does care.

also none of this shit was tagged so why are you on this blog trying to defend him?????

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Shit man I didn't need anymore proof that Chris Wood is probably a dude I would have drunk fought in college but I just found out he's a Yankees fan.

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Chris Wood really out there saying he doesn't mind the Mon-El complaints yet the last two times he's spoken publicly he's brought up the mean fans. Bruh. You care. Just admit it.

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For a man who talked about internet bullies going after him, Chris really is a moron for turning his dumbass commentary to T.Swift. Them stans are literally gonna destroy him.

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i honestly have to question how many takes it took to get chris screaming wake up that they voted the one that made the cut was the best. like i am starting to realize when he said when he has to act sad he feels sad and so on he wasn't making a stupid joke. he was like serious.

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Are you alive? Are you eating well? I am worried about this sudden disappearance, there is no drama with this actor boy? Kirimils kill you or something?

Nah, I didn’t get killed lol. I just ain’t roasting him cause all he’s done is tweet about his campaign thing. Don’t worry I’m sure once he’s back to horrifying screens on a weekly, I’ll be back to wreck him.

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I know y'all are waiting for it so let me clear it up. I'm not gonna mock Chris, or any one of the many celebrities, who are using their platform to talk about mental health. Sure I'll make fun of the method like Instagram or the more cringey parts of shit but I'm not gonna drag the dude for what he is activelt advocating for.

His organization is not a non-profit or a charity and the funds are going towards another organization that is not a non-profit or charity. They are still advocating for mental health awareness which is a solid cause but it's not a charity or non-profit meaning that those involved are going to see a cut, percentage or some kind of monetary gain. Ain't nothing wrong with making a buck but I got more than a handful of people in my inbox trying to say that this and that is a charity and it's not. That's the facts on both those things so I'm not gonna be addressing that again. Like I said before, I am not going to mock Chris for advocating for mental health changes.

Next time he posts a stupid ass video of himself falling, I'm there. But mocking his advocacy? I won't be.

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Chris wood mentioned how he gets bullied on the internet and the only thing running through my mind is that he must have seen your blog 😂😂

Like honestly. I'm not even the meanest to him. Like sorry but I ain't getting over that nose ever but I mostly mock his career and career choices. But hey it takes a brave man to own up to the fact at 30 he's getting bullied on the internet.

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wait i love + support u fully but i gotta know.... if ur not a supercorp who do you ship kara with (there are no wrong answers as long as it's not mustache ew)

have you ever heard of...supercat?just playing. kara and james bartholomew olsen forever.

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Chris's ig live was the cringiest thing i saw in my life he acted like a moron while talking about serious issue, and his campaign ain't doing nothing he's just telling people to by his merch tf

I honestly didn't watch. Football is on. I'm not gonna say shit until it's cleared up if this is a charity or a business.

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love you hayley 😘😘💖

i straight up just deadpanned the camera like jim does as if was in the office.

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why does everyone think ur hayley agdjskskss

Because Chris stans are fucking morons who can't understand that people who ship things besides Supercorp and aren't lesbians can loathe Chris Wood too. Also probably cause she is the loudest about hating Chris. But mainly they are fucking morons.

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Make people laugh?? you only get a lot of notes when you reblog on your main, RedKrypto. Why not just post there and leave it at that? /:

Well since there are 200+ followers here I'm guessing they come from here. Y'all should also probably stop running your mouths about me 'obsessing' over Chris when y'all are literally obsessing over Hayley. Pot meet Kettle.

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bless your family and friends who actually have to put up with such a hateful person. then again, hayley didn’t you abuse your ex girlfriend? what did we expect pmsl

I am a delightful human being around them thank you. My hate is solely filtered into this roasting blog and I enjoy it. And you know, you can keep running your mouth about Hayley and shit you don't know since that the MO for anyone who thinks Chris Wood is a gift from God and not proof the devil enjoys tormenting earth. And yeah, still not Hayley. I mean y'all think Hayley wouldn't have owned up by now???

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people are convinced your Hayley 😂

I know. But if this was Hayley then 85% of these posts would be cracked out shit that made no sense and ended with also I hate men. Every. Single. Time.