Cures for scurvy & sadness!

In which Dio abandons all his actual sons in favor of his new citrus boy. ((A daily/bd blog for Dio and Narancia (and possibly others if i can find someone connected to citrus fruits in some way) by @neomints)) Event: None

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“Don’t tell Dio I stole his makeup~”

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“WHO SNITCHED?!?!”

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"Don’t tell Dio I stole his makeup~”

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This photoset was originally going to feature other characters besides Dio but I got carried away

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DIO: What is this feeling in my heart..? Is this some sort of Stand attack?! Narancia what did you do to this card!?!

Nara: Whaaa-?! No way I didn’t do anything!! I think that you just like it. That’s probably what it is?

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Narancia, that little yellow heart pin is cute! Did DIO give it to you?

Nara: If I don’t wear it he starts a hissy fit so I wear at least one heart thing all time. Don’t tell him but I think they’re kinda tacky. Fit in with the rest of the gang though so I don’t mind!

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Petition to protect all Dios from Joots fists.

A like/reblog says you care.

@badlydrawnjootjoot 

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Sure, why not? But one question… What’s a Dio? - Esidisi

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Dio is my husband and honestly…you should probably NOT protect him. He’s too prideful for that. -Jojo

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don't give narancia knives, he is D A N G E R O U S

DIO: My children are allowed all the knives they want, any complaints are to be sent directly to me and will be met with- You guessed it- Knives, preferably multiple, mailed to your face, at a moment’s notice, and at very very high speeds.

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Nara, what're you doing with Gio's dad? .o. ((Welcome to the community!))

Nara: WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME YOU HAD ANY KIDS BEFORE???  Holy fuck does this mean I’m RELATED to him?!?

DIO: Sure Orangetto. Are you aware that you haven’t answered the actual question  yet?

Nara: Oh yeah… Ehhhhh it’s a long story, I’ll just talk about it later! Can I go get some ice-cream to share with Gio though??

DIO: As you wish, just be careful not to leave the door open in the daytime again.

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Dio Brando: the friend mom (x)

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DIO: Well hello there, what have we got here? A bunch of nosy lil rats coming to admire me and my small friend here? Now what do we do with strangers in our territory orangetto?

Nara: We STAB ‘em!!

DIO: Exactly! But just this once, I’ll let it slide, after all I’m willing to bet many of you are wondering how I have arrived into this predicament, and I am quite bored...

Nara: Yeah me too! I heard people around here get others to ask ‘em questions, you guys should do that too!!

((And so begins this little crack daily blog, feel free to send asks and such but I’ll keep the things on here limited to one per day for now. Thanks in advance!))