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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Fieri Frames
Product Placement
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Show & Tell
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@dailydoseoflois-blog
Beyonce v. Kim Kardashian
Holly and I were watching the music video channel before she left for school and the Coldplay and Beyonce song Came on.
Lois: *points at Beyonce* I DON’T like her! Me: who? Lois: That Kim Kardashian! Me:*looks at Holly* Grandma, that’s Beyonce. Lois: oh…okay * walk out to the kitchen* Lois:*walks back towards the living room* but Beyonces married to Kanye West, right? Me: No. Kim is married to Kanye. Beyonce is married to Jay-z.
Lois teaching Logan to bake!
I KILLED three CATS in the BATHROOM
Lois
Oh My God
The other day when I just sat on the porcelain throne to poop, my grandmother rounds the corner from her room to the bathroom yelling, "I have to go potty!" In response I exclaim, "I will be out in a few minutes." Sadly, every time I was about to poop she would yell "Are you done? I have to go POTTY!" causing me to lose focus in my goal. Finally, I left the bathroom only for my grandmother to tell me that when she is having a hard time pooping she just hollers "OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD!"
"I am a purple DRAGON. I am going to flap my wings and FLY, FLY, FLY away now!" *moves arms in a squiggly motion as she walks backwards out of the doorway*
-Lois
My brother went out to eat with our lovely Grandma, she was nice enough to purchase him pizza.
Bird up Your Nose
"May the bird of paradise fly up your nose dragging barbwire behind him." ~Lois
"After your dog eats her food, she goes POOPY!"
Lois
Lines
Lois MC Hammered across the living room floor while squinting her eyes at me and simultaneously screeching. Finally she stopped and walked out the front door; but only after she exclaimed " how can they see if they have LINES drawn for eyes?" Side note: I was watching "Daria", the MTV cartoon show, and there eyes are lines and a dot.
Shush!
Holly and I are watching Sailor Moon, Japanese anime kids show, before she has to leave to go to school.
Lois: *waddles directly up to the television* What is that?
Holly: Shush! Grandma! Shush!
Lois: Nooo. What's with their eyes? Why are they bubbly?
Holly: SHUSSSHHHH!
Lois: SHUSH SHIT!
Holly: Grandma!
Ugggh Not You Again
Lois:*scrunching her face in disgust* Is that GIRL (Holly's friend) staying over?
ME:Yeah, why?
Lois: I DON'T LIKE HER. I THINK SHE'S BOSSY TOWARDS HOLLY.
me: Well, both her and Holly are bossy towards each other.
Lois: I still do not like her and wish she would just go HOME!
"I am feeling down and out today. I need to shout. SHOUT."
Lois
Swearing
Me: *leaving to volunteer at the elementary school* Bye grandma!
Lois: Don't curse at the kids!
Unicorns and rainbows and cheesecake race through my mind as I sleep peacefully in my snug warm bed. The wooden floor creeks and croaks like a frog as my grandmother, Lois, stampedes towards the bathroom. Waking me up five minutes before my alarm goes off, being the lazy person I am decides to lay there and enjoy the warmth of my bed for the few minutes I have left. Unfortunately, Lois has different plans for me. As she approaches the bathroom she notices no ruckus downstairs. Hollering into my room " Reland are you up? Does Holly have school? If you do not get up now she will be late? Reland ." Rolling my eyes as I look at the time, internally brewing over the fact that I had 1 minute and 33 seconds left to sleep only to finally answer "I am up. This is the time we wake up everyday grandma. She will not be late."
"I need one big long BURP"
Lois
Canada
Lois: Trump is a horrible man, if he win we are moving to Canada!
Me: Okay
Holly: *crying quietly*
Me: Holls, whats wrong?
Holly:*in crying voice* I don't want to move to Canada!
Me: Holls, Grandma is only kidding.
Farts
Shuffling towards the front door with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth, Lois barks abruptly like an annoying high-pitched car alarm, “ I HAVE TO FART.”