Sasuke loves Naruto

🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥(She/Her)🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅 Naruto Blog, Ships SNS, Anti-SS, Anti-NH, Anti-NaruSaku, Anti- ItaSasu. Characters I hate : Sakura, Hinata, Danzo. Other character hate is not allowed, especially if you hate Naruto (the character), GTFO, You have no place here. DNI. But Honest character criticism is allowed. Tear Wiping, Projection of Non existent Mental illness, Apologist, Extremists who says XYZ did nothing wrong are frowned upon. Konoha has it's darkness but wanting it to be burned is not entertained. Such Anti-Konoha fans, DNI. "Oh No!!! My poor boo boo was brainwashed/manipulated/traumatized" takes are not respected here.

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hii, last days i saw someone who says "why people see usuratonkachi as a cute word for naruto but annoying as a bad word for sakura?" lmao like hell he uses it like only 3 time ig?? and all for bcuz sakura annoyes him. not the same thing with usuratonkachi, if it would be the same, he would use it more, right? idk he uses usuratonkachi word to naruto so often. and even if he uses it as a "good word" then why didn't he just choose an another word for her? he could've say same thing to naruto too, but he didn't. sns peeps are so delusional lmao. so what do u think about it?

You mean... SS peeps are delusional, Right???

Whether Usuratonkachi is a good word or not, it's a different thing. What matters is that...

Firstly, Sasuke was extremely observant enough to listen to some random crap that Naruto spouts at a spur of the moment when he was 8... And took it as his own... And gave a new meaning to it. It's just way too Childish and extremely Cute.

Secondly, Instead of calling N as Na-Ru-To, Sasuke calls him using U-Su-Ra-Ton-Ka-Chi. Sauce was willing to expend his energy to address him using a 6 syllabic word. It takes an effort, you know.

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While editing this panel, it gave me a blissful smile === Cute indeed!!!

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Special Mention : 

This is a callback when Naruto reached Valley of The End and he was thinking about all the good memories he had with Sasuke

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Hello, I just saw a person's post about how naruto is an example of bad friend. They say naruto is a toxic friend, an abuser, a gaslighter and privacy violater. He bullies sasuke, forces his friendship on him, provokes him into reaction, emotionally vampirize him and humiliates him always. They also say he is jealous that sasuke is better, sasuke constantly tells Naruto to fuck off and he doesn't want to be friends but Naruto doesn't change

They rather believe Sasuke and suigetsu are example of true friendship. As sasuke freed suigetsu from captivity. They both genuinely respect eachother. suigetsu agreed to even help him in his quest. Even as adult they are still good friends

I want to know what you think about this ??

I think I've already written about this here.

Not sure if they are Naruto bashing SNS shippers or Sasuke fans but it doesn't matter anyway since their narratives are similar. That is,

Sasuke lived in Konoha in the hopes of getting revenge someday. He saw Naruto was improving skillwise. So to upskill himself further and enact his revenge, he left Konoha and sought Orochimaru. But Naruto just don't want him to leave. So Naruto chases him, abuse him, beat him, forces himself on him and finally manipulated him using 'Friendship/Love' card. All the while concealing UCM to save his and Konoha's face.

But they forget the fact that,

Sasuke was the one who initiated this bond in the first place.

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Hello! This has been on my mind for a while and I would love to hear your opinion on it :) I have seen a lot of people talking about when Naruto realized when he understood and accepted he liked Sasuke as more then a friend, but I haven’t seen any about Sasuke on the matter. So, when do you think Sasuke understood and accepted he liked Naruto? Hope you have a good day/night/evening! :>

Hello anon!!

I have already written a lengthy one already. Here But to give you the quick answer. This is when he realized it!!

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Recently I came across this video of Blake Lively delivered a touching speech about her husband, Ryan Reynolds. She said

"Now, I am his home, and our girls are his home. And just like that 19-year-old boy, he races home. Whether it’s across the globe or a meeting across the street, he is hard wired to get home.

.... Home is where the heart is, which is why he gives so much of his heart back home."

Now, this is what, Ladies and Gentleman, you call 2 people as a healthy and happy couple... Which has A Blissful Wife, A Proud Mom, A Dedicated Father, A Lovely Husband.

Not these BullShit couples that Kishimoto portrayed after 699 in his Boruto nonsense in the form of NH and SS.

Now... Apply all the above said words to SNS. "Now, I am his home... Home is where his heart is, that's why he gives so much of his heart back home"....

It would make a lot of sense, Wouldn't it???

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Do you think Naruto could be bi?

I once thought that Naruto is a Bi.

But not Anymore. Not after writing this post.

And the reason being, One of the realistic attributes of Bisexuals (in real life as well as in the media portrayal) is that, they never fail/hesitate to embrace their strong feelings for the Opposite Gender. Or to be factual, they even hide under their part Hetrosexuality to avoid social stigma and ostracization (in Repressed societies).

But Naruto, when it comes to embracing his 'supposed' Heterosexuality, Naruto either avoids the situation intentionally or lies blatantly...

Example, 

1. Naruto ignoring Hinata's proposal despite remembering that incident.

2. Naruto lying about planning to Date Sakura but all he did was thinking about Sasuke,

3. Naruto admitting that the Promise was never for Sakura 

Even though he confessed to Sai that the Promise to bring back Sasuke was for her few chapters earlier.

4. Naruto instead of going on a Murderous Rage after seeing his 'supposed' love of his life Sakura was about to be killed by his 'Friend' Sasuke, he just ended up saying, "I understand why you did it".

5. Naruto instead of saying Iruka and Team 7 saved his life, he said Iruka & Sasuke (ignoring Sakura) saved him... A perfect situation for Naruto to emphasize ‘A Girl’s’ importance... But he just.... mehh

6. Naruto failed to point either 'Sakura's' or 'Hinata's' name in front of Minato when saying final Good Bye even though he nodded that Sakura was his Girl Friend many chapters ago.

Lies, Lies, Indifference.... Everywhere.

There’s literally no need for Naruto to lie about his Promise or Date to Sakura, or being indifferent to Hinata’s proposal... He could’ve just been....HONEST, you know. It won’t cost him anything. 

Added to that Naruto only 'seemingly' tries to embrace Heterosexuality after he has some 'awkward' encounters with Guys. That is, Using Heterosexuality as a distraction.

Example,

1. Naruto wants to verify his feelings for Sakura after he accidentally kissed Sasuke.

“I wanted to know her feelings towards me...”

2. Naruto tried to peek ladies' bath after he shared 'naked' bath with Men (something which is very common in Japan).

3. Naruto, once again went to peek ladies' bath after he was lost in thought about Sasuke.

So, Naruto is Faking his Heterosexuality.... If he is truly a Bi, he really doesn’t have to go after women right after his ‘unusual’ encounters with Men, you know... He could’ve just pulled a Jiraiya and peeked straight away rather than using it as a distraction...

These Lies and Indifferences and uhhh Faking are the characteristic attributes of Gay....

That's why I claim he isn't a Bi but an extremely closeted Gay.

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SS/NH/NRSK clowns be like : They are Brothers🤡🤡🤡

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Gosh! Just watched 'Goncharov' yesterday. The amount of semblance it had with SNS is mindboggling. That palpable, tense, dramatic confession where Goncharov saying, "Looking at you made me Happier but also Weaker" towards the end of the film was simply tear inducing.

[matarsack]

i think the world doesn’t know what it really means to live in a theocratic dictatorship. Let me tell you about our experiences living in the islamic regime of iran.

1. Your parents were born to muslim parents so they’re automatically muslim. You’re automatically a muslim too. You didn’t choose your religion and you can’t opt out of it or you will be executed.

2. The compulsory hijab law makes you a criminal if you choose not to wear hijab even tho you didn’t choose to be a muslim and you don’t consider yourself a muslim but the regime has forced you into that role whether you like it or not. And when you ‘break that law’, they can do with you as they please.

3. little girls as young as 7 yrs old are forced to wear hijab at school even tho the islam itself says the age is 9. and all the schools are gender segregated so imagine how they force you to get used to hijab even when you’re just surrounded by other girls. And all day long at school they tell you horrible stories about what will happen to you in hell if someone sees even a strand of your hair.

4. the regime modifies all the textbooks, story books, cartoons and movies to represent the ideal woman with full on hijab. The iranian media is ordered to photoshop every photo of a woman that may be showing a little skin. And if they’re iranian, no hair is supposed to be seen or that will be photoshopped away. Women are mostly excluded from billboards and tv commercials.

5. imagine going to work or meeting up with a friend when suddenly the morality police kidnap you in broad daylight and force you into a van to take you to a station where they will treat you like a criminal and if you don’t agree to get humiliated and do as they say, they will put you in prison. And in case of Mahsa Amini and so many more before her, they will beat you to death. My sister was barely 18 when she got kidnapped and they didn’t let her call home and she’d been so fucking scared and we had no idea where she was. Imagine all the psychological trauma.

6. If you’re in a car and not wearing hijab they will fine you and seize your car. So when u get into a taxi the driver will ask you to keep your hijab on otherwise they’ll get fined. And if you refuse they’ll ask you to get off the car.

7. And its not just about hijab. In Ramadan, they get even more vicious. If they catch you eating or even drinking water on the street they will give you lashes as punishment and even imprison you for breaking the law. If you work in a state-owned company it’s even worse. They will close the cafeteria and take away the water dispensers. All restaurants are banned from delivering food before iftar. It’s a fucking mess. Everyone has to pretend they’re fasting or they’ll be severely punished.

8. And how could I forget about this! iranian women are banned from singing! the islamic regime prohibits women’s singing voices to be heard by men so imagine the horror of having 50% of the population banned from ever becoming a singer. If they identify a female singer in iran, they will take her to jail and force her to repent her sins in the most humiliating way so that she will never dare sing again.

9. And every time the regime gets wind of a private gathering of men and women trying to have fun and live their fucking private lives, the police crash the party and take everyone to jail bc the Islamic regime bans iranian men and women from having fun.

So if you see Islam has become for many iranians a symbol of oppression and torture and discrimination, that’s why. The regime uses islam as a weapon to silence and punish anyone who opposes them. You can love islam all you want from the safety of your home in a free country and talk about how kind and benevolent the religion is, but in iran, it’s a whole different story.

Our economy is fucked. All govt officials are corrupt as fuck. Most websites are banned in iran. Even tumblr is banned. The world has cut the iranian ppl from many services. We don’t have intl credit cards like visa card. Amazon doesn’t do delivery to iran. We cant get netflix, spotify or even a gamepass subscription. we don’t get any Apple services here. iran isn’t listed as a country you could choose when signing up for a lot of services. and when we decide to leave iran and escape this hellhole, every country out there will make it sooo much harder for us to get a visa just bc we had the misfortune to be born in iran at the wrong time.

This is the story of iran for the past 44 years. Held hostage by a corrupt regime that uses religion to suppress and torture the people and being abandoned by the rest of the world bc our lives don’t matter.

Please be our voice. Once they shut down the internet completely and silence our voice, they will start slaughtering us to stifle the protests just like they did in 2019. Please help us. We want this fucking regime gone.

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Ok, I don't understand. I was monitoring Spirk vs NaruSasu polls yesterday and most of the comments were 50-50... Some genuinely liked Spirk and some NaruSasu... It would have been fine if Spirk won the poll yesterday considering their legend dated back to 1980s... But what the fig is mean by KawoShin anyway??? Not that I am disrespecting that ship out of jealousy... But I've never heard a damn thing about them.

You want me to believe that an unknown ship won the poll by beating WangXian, Spirk and of course SNS???

Gimme a f*#king break!!!

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The reason Tumblr is the ONLY sanctuary for SNS is because there is this feature called tags (#) which automatically creates a system called Sub Fandom. A kind of home where we specifically want to share our works without getting intruded. We may not like everyone in it because of our difference in opinions.

BUT

The least we could do is to Tolerate and Ignore the ones we don't like and

The best we could do is to approach the content creator and ask as to 'Why do you think that way?'. It's very simple.

If these kind of Call Outs or Virtue Signals are done for Antis... It's kind of understandable. Because they don't belong here.

But what is the need to antagonize the creators amongst US??? Like why??

Huh... This totally goes against the Moral principle of Two Characters whom we are shipping.

Naruto wants to hear HIS ENEMY'S side before coming to his decision.

Sasuke wants to hear THE TRUTH from his supposed enemies before taking his decision.

If this kind of 'Understanding' and 'Exchange of Thoughts' or 'Tolerance' is not happening within the same sub fandom, then I think people don't even understand the core of this ship. And certainly they are not better than the SNS Antis.

Stop Cancelling, Stop Virtue Signalling, Stop Bullying, Stop Gate keeping and Stop Fandom Policing.

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Okay, So… there is this repeated pattern of events that’s bugging me a lot starting from the Pain Arc… 

Hinata confessed to Naruto in front of Pain (NH) ===>>> Later The Author made Sakura to hug Naruto by rubbing it in Hinata’s face (NS) ===>>>> Later he made Sakura to fake confess Naruto.. to destroy NS ===>>> Finally, Naruto confessed Sasuke under the bridge and Sasuke got stunned (SNS)

Naruto held the Hands of Hinata, (NH) ===>>> Later on Naruto called Sakura as his Girlfriend (much to Hinata’s dismay) to show off in front of his Dad that he’s cool, (NS) ===>>> Later he made Sakura to wet over Sasuke after he arrived in the Battlefield, to show (SS) ===>>> But Sasuke was planning to save only Naruto (Juugo) from the Tailed Beast Bomb (SNS)

Kushina asked Naruto to not find a Weird Girl and to find someone like herself. Naruto already called her a Weird girl in her Introduction scene ===>>> But Kishi ended up making Minato to compare Sakura with Kushina (NS) to mock NH ===>>> Later in this Interview the Author denied that Sakura & Kushina parallel is a Red Herring ===>>> Much much later Kishi gave the real tropes of Kushina to Sasuke in Boruto movie (SNS)

Hinata tripped over the Rocks after her desperate attempt to save her Naruto-kun in the War Arc (NH) ===>>> But also he made Sakura to give Lip to Lip CPR to Naruto (NS) ===> Well, that didn’t save him anyway… However, right after that, when Sakura was stabbed by Madara, Sakura was seen vying for the attention from Sasuke, while ignoring the fact that Naruto was the one who saved her (SS) ===>>> Later, Sasuke left Sakura to die in the Lava pit while saving Naruto (SNS).

LOLOL.

So, every NS moment was written for the sole purpose to spite NH… And that NS moment was intentionally followed up by an horrible / hilarious SS moment. And that SS moment was indeed destroyed by SNS…

Wow, Nice Kishi!!!

[naruhinalife555]

Stop blaming Kishimoto with your shit!!

Please this ship so sucks Sasuke not love Naruto romanticly

Hinata know that NaruSaku hugg not was something

Because Naruto love her ❤️❤️❤️😊

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Who the fuck are you, by the way🤔🤔🤔 I didn't want to come back by answering your bullshit post but your peanut brain forced me to. Plus what kind of fucking language you are attaching under an English post? I remember I blocked you last year, why the fuck you are creeping in my blog now??? Go off!!!

Anyways... Naruhina sucks!!!! Because Naruto ONLY loves Sasuke.... And Sasuke ONLY loves Naruto.

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I liked to believe that in alternative universe, Sasuke and Naruto actually got together, getting married, and adopting children.

I wish I’m in that universe

Awww.... Me tooo!!!!

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Wait so this scene is canon right? Word for word too???

...sus... so sus..

Sorry @gingerakao... 😔 Am afraid, these words are not canon and it happens much before Sasuke comes into the picture. These words are just made up by our fandom for fun.

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I've never watched Road to Ninja but it's fascinating! Menma, who looked like Sasuke/Naruto fusion, even more so!

What do you think Sasuke's reaction to Menma/Charasuke be?

Or the reality that Other Sakura/Other Hinata are fighting for Menma's affection? Would he be jealous or wary they might try to hit on Naruto too?

Sakura fighting for Menma's affection is just an Anime filler.

In the Road to Ninja manga drawn by Kishimoto or the movie conceptualized by him, it was ONLY Hinata who was trying to fight for his affection aggressively and she wears a costume that exposes her Navel and Thighs... A contrast to Shy, Timid and Fully-Covered Hinata in the Manga.

Sasuke's reaction on seeing Charasuke would be a clear-cut embarrassment...

As for Menma, there are 2 versions of him in the Movie. One looks like a fusion of Sasuke and Naruto. Another just looks like Naruto.

On seeing S+N Menma, he might wonder why Menma resembles himself by having Sharingan, same Hair colour & bangs...

On seeing Naruto look-alike Menma, he could immediately find out that this is a world with an Alternate Reality. Like in a fraction of second. Since he could identify Naruto's fakester during Chunin Exams almost immediately. Then he might try to escape from that world.

Since Sasuke knows every mannerism about Naruto, there is literally no need for Sasuke to get jealous on Hinata or Sakura. Because he knew that's not the Real Naruto.

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Hi, so I heard Sasuke shitsuden's plot is about Naruto getting kurama cancer, is that true? I have never read it, i am allergic to bullshit. But if it is then i believe there would be no anime adaption of this shit cuz Kurama is dead in both anime and Manga. What do u think? By the way, love u writing skills!

Yeah, I thought that way too.

But I guess Anime might try to pull BS from our behinds once again by changing Kurama cancer into a regular cancer or some other uncurable disease.

Well, if they go by this nonsense... We have one Good thing and one Bad thing. Bad thing is that we have to see OOC Sasuke in the Anime... Good thing is that we can easily dismiss that they are not Canon because their own stupid fanfiction was contradicted by the Anime.

So, it's always best to expect the worst case scenario, Regrettably.

[merlosaurusunactive]

omg that cat that got released from the Infinite Tsukuyomi

that weird ass cat that adds nothing to this panel and is ridiculously large

it’s Kishimoto’s cat

he found a way to write his cat into the manga before it ended.  he loves his cat so much

Look, there underneath the picture is a child’s drawing.  That’s probably from one of his kids—he put a picture of his cat over a drawing his kid made.

[huskymaine]

Maintaining the loaf position even after being subjugated and then released from world-wide genjutsu is such a cat behavior XD

He’s also the cat who unintentionally helped Naruto learned Rasengan. 

(His name is also Shuu in real life)

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Whenever you have the time (or if you even want to, and if you don't that is entirely alright!), could you do an extensive character analysis on Senju Tobirama? Like all his imperfections, quirks, pros, cons, redeeming factors, failures, and subtle things that were missed? All the consequences that can with all the new jutsus he created that came later down the line of history? I want to know more about him, and your tumblr helps so much with understanding the Naruto series and explaining (1)

I already did an extensive post about Senju Tobirama here. Like I literally attached every panels related to him (without leaving anything), presented my views and let the readers conclude from it. I hope you'll get something from that post too. Mind you, it's really long.

Hint : My opinion doesn't go along with 99% of this current Naruto Fandom in Tumblr.

My opinion : Tobirama is not a Racist. If he were, then I want a canon backed up answers for all the questions I raised in the attached post.

My Advice : Mistranslation in English and Pre-formed opinion of Uchiha apologism played a major part in mischaracterization of his character.