Incorrect F1

For shits and giggles

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Pierre : Can I sit there?

Lance : That's my lap.

Pierre : Did I fucking stutter?

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Lando : I could get lost in your eyes.

Carlos : Let's be honest, you could get lost walking in a straight line.

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Lance : You're eyes are pretty.

Pierre : What?

Lance : I said you're shoes are shitty.

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Fernando, about Kevin : Do you trust him?

Nico H. : No, but I trust his rage.

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Oscar : Come here.

Lando : Why?

Oscar : Just come here.

Lando : No, you're gonna hit me again.

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Pierre : So, where's your crazy boyfriend?

Charles : Probably doing crazy things.

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Nico H. : So, what do you think? Good idea, right?

Kevin : Whatever floats your titanic.

Nico H. : The titanic sank.

Kevin : Yeah, just like your IQ did when you came up with that idea.

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Lando : Can I sit there?

Carlos : That's my lap.

Lando : That doesn't answer my question.

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Yuki : This is my life now. I have climbed this hill and now I will die upon it.

Michael : Shut up. We've only been hiking for twenty minutes.

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George : Did you get my note?

Lewis : Of course I got your note. You tapped it to my forehead while I was sleeping.

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Lance, to Fernando : Roses are red, violets are blue. If I had a brick I'd throw it at you.

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Max : Did any of these assholes mess with you?

Charles : No.

Charles : You've marked your territory so hard they're scared to even say "hello".

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Lance : Would you like to dance?

Pierre : Not with you.

Lance : Oh, come on. Lower you standards a little, I just did.

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Kevin : Is it still murder if I give them a heads up?

Mick : That's called a threat.

Kevin : Damn.

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Lewis : I know your secret.

Kevin : You're gonna have to be a little more specific there, buddy. Which one? I have a lot of skeletons in my closet.

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Fernando : I hate everyone.

Nico H. : Except me, right?

Fernando : Especially you.

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Oscar : I'll tell you, jail is not fun.

Kevin : Oh, you've been?

Oscar : Once, in Monopoly.