dailymudad

your daily dose of evil dad and mafia son. one fanart or headcanon posted daily! check the 'about' link!

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Dio: IT'S

Giorno: everyone knows stop

DIO: I DON'T CARE

DIO: MY SON'S AN ANIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Giorno: happy father's day, mi padre, i got you a

Dio: that's a thing? what a horrible holiday. i'd spend mine dancing on my father's grave

Giorno: die then

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happy pride this week’s headcanon is that giorno is gay and his Giant Bi Father is proud of him

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brando cuddle pile (dio and giorno were uninvited guests)

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I can't find a Dio that will answer this so now I'm desperate... *Breaths in* DIO WHY DO YOU TURN PURPLE WHILE GOING OVER HEAVEN!!! Also hello Giorno you look nice today/tonight!

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dio: i think we should make an instant gram page for the two of us and become famous

dio: joseph could set it up with all the selfies he has of me

giorno: you're saying so many mistakes at once that i can't keep up

dio: what? it could be fun

dio: i could get dms catcalling me daddy and i could say, only to one son. only message me again if you dare risk your life

giorno: i have brothers

dio: who told you

giorno: you did when you told me you had three other kids but you only had the limited amount of compassion to care about one

dio: oh right. that's why they aren't a part of the instant gram.

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What made you turn to the side of Dio, Giorno? I know this is a jokey blog but even if you don't favor Jonathan, certainly you'd favor the good, right? Or is there some other reason Dio doesn't know about?

We all have weaknesses, don’t we?

Little ones, big ones. Money, fame, popularity. Being true to yourself, or being weak with yourself. I have wanted to see the face in my wallet made real. Though I know he is a demon, I...

I have found comfort in his words. I have found comfort in challenging him, and he seems to grow prouder the more I test his conviction. I don’t know if he sees me as a future enemy, but if I’m playing with fire, I’ll know when the flames start to get too hot.

- g.g.

My son calls me a demon, yet I enjoy that little answer of his.

- D

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giorno: you know how my worst enemy was named literally the devil and your name is god

dio: are you trying to do a hook-up

giorno: not today satan

dio: i thought your enemy was satan

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giorno: you can't take every plate on the sushi conveyor belt

dio: [spitting rice] jotaro is sitting two seats away from us and he's not allowed to have ANYTHING

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dio: i don't trust the red white and orange one

giorno: refer to my friends by names and not colors okay

dio: where is his hair? what is he hiding under his hat

dio: the world

the world: pchwwwww

dio: [lifts mista's hat, the fourth sex pistol is hidden beneath]

dio: [puts it back on]

dio: i don't know what i expected

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giorno: this is my gang

dio, in a quiet voice: which one tried to make you drink piss

giorno: dad, stop, we're not starting drama

dio: it's not drama

dio: it's parental responsibility

dio: to swing him around like a ceiling fan until centripetal force kills him

abbacchio: come at me, you just described something from my self-loathing dream journal

dio: what a happy camper

abbacchio: but first would you like some tea

dio: *would* i

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can we illustrate your chat logs? im dying

Holy fuck!!! Go for it!

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This blog is triple good

Thank you, I’m glad everyone has gone along with the notion that I just post whatever mudad-related junk I feel like now. Haha

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It's really, really nice to see you back! I know you were thinking about going away and did for a while. I hope you're feeling better now, and that you can continue to feel better! Thank you for being here and making all the great content you do :)

I’ve robbed the alphabet and u r a qtThank you. <3

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dio: i get a little bit ghengis khan ♪

dio:

giorno: aren't you going to finish the song

dio: no, my investment in it stops there

dio: sometimes i feel a little warlordy and that's all

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giorno: padre made a rule where I can't describe him in an ugly way in exchange for 5,000 grand in allowance a month

giorno:

giorno:

giorno:

giorno: too bad that gaudy yellow 80's fitness instructor couldn't outpay what i get from my gang anymore than he could get on a direct-to-VHS workout video

dio, slamming the door open:

dio: I

dio: HEARD

dio: EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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dio: here we go, you just found out jonathan was a genetic donor and you're going to insist he's your real dad and

giorno: what? no

dio: ????

giorno: why would someone who's super dead be my father

giorno: i mean i carried your picture in my wallet where i could've carried a motivational picture of britney spears

giorno: whenever i swindled people out of their hard earned cash it was your face i saw motivating me to do it

dio: that's the kindest thing anyone has ever said about me without fear and respect also backing it

giorno: get bent

dio: [through tears] i'm so ready for the day you try to poison me

giorno: i already have, dad. i already have.