Daily Santa Clarita Diet

Welcome to Daily Santa Clarita Diet, the number one resource for all things related to the Netflix original series, Santa Clarita Diet.

[jacnaylor]

fave ladies

You’d be proud of me because Carl just mansplained to me how to work a lock box - I smiled, said thank you, and didn’t pull out the vocal chords he used to insult me!

[msjessicaday]

“What happened to you?! I’m the one that’s shitty at this.” “I got nervous! He’s a homicide detective and we’re homocide enthusiasts! It’s not a good match.”

[jacnaylor]

fave guys

i am not a murderer! ok, technically i am. not even technically, literally. but i refuse to be defined by the one time i murderered somebody!

[letoatreidcs-deactivated2021011]

Santa Clarita Diet - Gary West (requested by @vampiresrock123)

[userilyarozanov]

[javierbardem]

Well, make up your mind, Joel. Am I a coyote in yoga pants, or a greyhound at a racetrack?

[chelseaperetti]

I was painting suspicious objects and then I just thought of that nervous smile of yours.

[letoatreidcs-deactivated2021011]

[letoatreidcs-deactivated2021011]

[msjessicaday]

“Don’t come at me with that weak tea.”

[acecroft]

Natalie Morales in Santa Clarita Diet 2x09

[joushutcherson]

[msjessicaday]

[ouatdamiyooh]

*distant explosion*

[acecroft]

Santa Clarita Diet | 2x08 Easels and War Paint

[charitydinglez]

[mostunclean]

My dream right now is to keep my family together and my wife out of jail. And take apart this hammer-knife I made to kill the undead, and use the hammer portion to build bookshelves. Then, when my workday is done, the knife to cut brie and, perhaps, an apple.