Daily Theatre Puns

Most of these will probably be bad, but we aim for the 1 in 10. One a day keeps the gremlins away!

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Theatre Pun #129

Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.

Turns out it was just a pipe dream.

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Theatre pun #127

I've been RIP-cutting wood for set pieces all day. I've learned to never look away while I do this. It might throw me off my groove.

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Theatre pun #126

I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.

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Theatre Pun #125

Setting new trims today. We really are taking things to new heights!

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Theatre Pun #124

Had to cut some pipe shorter for today’s install. I should’ve saw this coming

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Theatre Pun #123

Look at this strapping young man!

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Theatre Pun #122

Lights must go to the gym a lot. It’s how they get a good bench

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Theatre Pun #121

When the LD shows up after hang, the design always seems to come into focus.

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Theatre Pun #120

I hate pushing cases through the costume shop. I feel like I’m always just threading the needle.

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Theatre Pun #119

Installed a fog machine under the apron today. That job was hazy at best

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Theatre Pun #118

Someone put the spare lighting console somewhere in storage, and now I need it. Looks like I’m going Gio-mining

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Theatre Pun #117

Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation

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Theatre Pun #116

Working in the costumes department isn’t all it seams

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Theatre Pun #115

Starting focus today, I shutter to think of the possibilities

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Theatre Pun #114

Designing lights for an Arena production, I think I’m going to Vom it

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Theatre Pun #113

Each light we lifted to the grid kept feeling heavier and heavier, but then one was Veri-Lite