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This blog is dedicated to 'A Series of Unfortunate Events', the bestselling series by Lemony Snicket. We track #asoueedit and #dailyunfortunateevents. icon © skyvalkers

[sunlitday]

You think you know this story, but you don’t even know how it begins.

[dailyvioletbaudelaire]

[dailyvioletbaudelaire]

[tarmairons]

The anesthesia won’t last forever.

[travellersfarfromhome]

We’re not okay. We’re not half okay. We’re not even 1/27th okay!

Go check out the most unlucky and fashionable kids ever on Netflix

[buffyscmmers]

A Series of Unfortunate Events - The Carnivorous Carvival: Part One

“Miracles are like meatballs because nobody can agree what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear. ”

[luminiesbackup]

“And if you jump for joy, you have a very good chance of experiencing a painful bump on the head, unless you make sure you are standing someplace with very high ceilings, which joyous people rarely do.” (happy belated birthday @mysticalmagicalpineapple)

[dailyvioletbaudelaire]

[buffyscmmers]

A Series of Unfortunate Events - The Carnivorous Carvival: Part Two

“It can be frustrating to live in suspense, not knowing what’s around the next curve in the road. You may feel as if you are on the edge of a cliff, not knowing if you will fall, how sharp the rocks are at the bottom, or if you will have time to scream. But life is like that. It’s a cliffhanger.”

[dailyvioletbaudelaire]

[dailyvioletbaudelaire]

[unfortunate-stranger-losers]

[leiaaorgana-archive]

asoue season two

➢  the vile village: part one

i thought having prisoners would be fun, but it’s like having a pet or an in-law. you can lock them up, then you have to feed them.

[ravenclairee]

[ravenclairee]

[tarmairons]

I do not want one more speck of dust invading the nostrils of the nose of the woman I love. You know I love it when you talk about my mucus membranes. I’m not sure which I love more, your membranes or your mucus.

[leiaaorgana-archive]

asoue season two 

➢ the austere academy: part one

in a world too often governed by corruption and arrogance, it can be difficult to stay true to one’s philosophical and literary principles.