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The short hair is back! Thanks once again to @dyedyemydarlinghair for the wonderful cut and the color that has lasted MONTHS. #shorthairdontcare https://www.instagram.com/p/CqWylOPrd74/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#shorthairdontcare

Last weekend, I got to hang out with my 97 year old great aunt Eileen. We got to talk about the family tree and my grandma (dad’s mom who passed in ‘99). https://www.instagram.com/p/CpopPv-uPqe/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

It’s good to be home. #togetherwehunt #rugby #seattlerugby #seawolves #seawolvesrugby (at Starfire Sports) https://www.instagram.com/p/Co1Vvq7uosZ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#togetherwehunt #rugby #seattlerugby #seawolves #seawolvesrugby

I don’t use the word “blessed” lightly. But having these folks as coworkers truly make me feel blessed. I’m lucky to have them. Even if there’s a whole lot of trash talk while bowling. (at Secoma Lanes) https://www.instagram.com/p/CogKyL-PCZH/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Y’all would not believe how popular I am. #doggos https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn8l8o1OG_n/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#doggos

Contrary to popular belief, I am not the one who feeds the stray cats at work. (at Todd Beamer High School) https://www.instagram.com/p/CnqaTS8Lx0d/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Sunset stadium #punny (at Sunset Stadium) https://www.instagram.com/p/CnQ2uzfLSD3/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#punny

crabmandible

Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself.

crabmandible

OGAHAGSIGf

crabmandible

here is my quick artists rendition.. it was a primal moment

yellowbloods-deactivated2021051

hi i just wanted to share ops tags from each of these because theyre really Something

cahzery

buddy that is beyond monkey brain, you went all the way back to reptile brain. These are real Dimetrodon hours.

sword-and-nightingale

This is the funniest fucking post on this site.

triskeleaficionado

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are the winners:

the-wanton-housewife

These are so good.

dduane

Absolutely stellar.

english-history-trip

It's actually called The Style Invitational, and my mom runs it. Ran it. They canceled it last week with no warning after almost 30 years. Feel free to write the Post and tell them Bezos is shit!