The Daily Weekday

"My, you look nice today."

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July 9, 2014

A pilot on Frontier Airlines bought pizza for all 160 passengers on his flight it was grounded by heavy storms. Unfortunately, it did count as a carry-on, so...

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July 8, 2014

The GOP has selected Cleveland as the host city for the 2016 Republican National Convention, presumably because they still don't realize the world is a different place than it was 70 years ago.

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July 7, 2014

A new study says that hookah use is increasing dramatically among U.S. teens, while the world "hookah" is increasingly being giggled at 12-year-olds.

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July 3, 2014

Earlier this week, robbers stole 31 guns from a home in Pennsylvania. It just proves the old saying: The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with at least 32 or more guns.

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July 2, 2014

A letter written by a Maine school teacher in 1931 was finally delivered this week—83 years after it was sent. Or, as Delta calls it, "on time.'

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July 1, 2014

A 22-year-old Pennsylvania man was arrested after he was found dribbling a basketball on an interstate highway. Presumably, he was punished for traveling.

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June 30, 2014

A car thief in Utah surrendered to authorities after she discovered a toddler in the backseat of a minivan she had just stolen. The lesson, as always: kids ruin everything.

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June 27, 2014

A Maryland woman says she found a bag of marijuana in her meal from a Sonic. Upon find the bag, the woman was like, "Wait, did I accidentally go to Taco Bell?"

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June 25, 2014

Yesterday, Uruguay's Luis Suarez bit an Italian player on the shoulder during a World Cup match. Although, in his defense, who can resist digging their teeth into some Italian?

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June 24, 2014

The Memphis Zoo has banned a woman after she climbed over a barrier to the lion enclosure and tried feeding the animals cookies. Because if there's one thing this woman clearly respects, it's being told to stay out of somewhere.

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June 23, 2014

A Tennessee park ranger has been fired for dancing while on the job. It seems harsh, but remember: any kind of extracurricular movement or exercise in Tennessee is illegal...

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June 20, 2014

A new Florida law makes it legal for people to fire warning shots. As in, "Warning: You probably should just go ahead and stay out of Florida."

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June 19, 2014

A new study finds that tanning may be addictive, while there is still no scientific or really any other justification for spray tanning.

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June 18, 2014

In Oklahoma, a man has been accused of masturbsting inside of a Walmart. Although, in his defense, most of Oklahoma is a Walmart.

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June 17, 2014

In Florida, a former male porn star named David Mech is running for county school board. As an elected official, Mech is pledging to be hard on...well, everything.

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June 16, 2014

Police in California found a meth lab operating inside a retirement home. The story has already inspired a new television series: "Breaking Back."

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June 13, 2014

P.F. Chang's has confirmed that its customer credit and debit card information has been hacked, leaving them open to possible identity theft. Although if they were eating at P.F. Chang's, they may not be too thrilled with their current identity, anyway.