of the sword

an independent RP blog for Malik Al-Sayf _______________________________________________ tracking: daimalik m!a: --

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[Reminder that you can play any canon muse the way you’d like and the way you see fit.]

[daimalik]

Reminder that not everyone has to like it.

[annemarieyeretzian]

These are in honor of ERB’s season 3 finale, which the art major of me loves immensely. I don’t think I’ve stopped giggling since it aired, and I can rap the entire thing.

[daimalik]

I'm mad at One Piece so I'ma hang here for a while.

[humansubtlety]

daimalik replied to your post “I have forgiven you for your past transgressions.”

Good. So we can move on now.

…Yes, I suppose so. *crosses his arms and looks away*

[daimalik]

So why are you still being a diva?

[daimalik]

-climbs all over him- babababababababababababababaaaaaa baba hey hey baba hey hey baba baba hey

What is this that you do?

[kingshonor]

-FRANTICALLY SEXTS PEOPLE JUST TO MAKE MALIK MAD-

[daimalik]

<has the sudden ominous feeling that his son needs to eat a slap>

[humansubtlety]

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200 FOLLOWERS! Thank you so much for everyone who made this possible! Thank you all for staying, for roleplaying, or just chilling/hanging/chatting, whatever! You are all fantastic people and I love you! c: As you guessed it, another parody song in celebration! Lyrics are under the cut and honorable mentions go out to these lovely people (who I wanted to include in the song but couldn’t get in!):

soaringaquila, ilmaestroauditore, consiliatxr, lupus-ad-ordinem, luponellombra, larosafatale, deadlyhellequin, shotofmercury, malfattoildottore, cartlandetchase, desmond-died, ilufficiale, autxaesarautnihil, wellplayedartista, kancabicak, shutupvital, faceofabotticelliangel, marius-de-romanus, millionaireplayboyassassin, ilbotticello, eyesintheshadows, devilsviolinist, and a million more that I can’t put down!

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[humansubtlety]

HIDING BEHIND YOUR RELIGION—Typical /Arab/.

*MAKES OBSCENE GESTURE MEANT TO INSULT MALIK and responds in a feigned and heavily sarcastic polite tone* Vaffanculo, stronzo. Tell your boy to stay away from my brother. *turns to go but only partly, not going to turn his back on Malik*

[daimalik]

If I had two hands,  I would STRANGLE YOU. If you only had one hand, you'd be unable to talk properly.

[humansubtlety]

DO YOU THINK I’M AFRAID OF YOU, RAGHEAD? *more italian curses*

[daimalik]

JUST YOU WAIT FOR SUNSET, THEN I AM GOING TO HIT YOU. And no one knows this crazy ungraceful language you spit, sbeak ENGLISH.

[humansubtlety]

*gesturing angrily as he speaks* How the fuck do you think it happened?! Ever since your /cazzo/ of a kid came into my brother's life, he's been sucked into more trouble than ever before. Maybe if your son hadn't influenced my brother, this wouldn't be happening! *throws a hand up and curses in Italian, mocking his gesture* Or maybe if you knew how to raise your kid, this wouldn't be an issue!

[daimalik]

I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN YOUR BIG GREASY NOSE, YOU GOOMBAH.

[humansubtlety]

*sarcastic laugh* Oh, right! I believe that! "Doctor-science-engineer"-- /Tazim/. Please, Malik.

Maybe I don't know anything about being a father, but I know something about being a decent human being--your son has a horrible attitude and a piss poor idea of respect. Get the needle out of your eye before you try to preach to me.

[daimalik]

Pfft! Respect? Even if it were true that Tazim has a horrible attitude, he at least has self respect, which obviously your younger clone lacks if he's inviting young boys over to tarnish his elder brother's home! <gives a wave of his hand> You want to talk about respect when under your own roof it is a circus? With one hand I can juggle my home better than you!

[humansubtlety]

daimalik

*SO SCANDALIZED RN HOW DARE YOU*

*YOU BROUGHT DOWN THE THUNDER* Well, I can see where Tazim gets his disrespect from! I would say he learned it from you but I can see he learned fuck all!

[daimalik]

<most indignant scoff ever> Are you really going to talk to me about fathering a son? What do either you or your brother know about fathers? My son is a hard-working, good-looking young man who will be a doctor-science-engineer one day, and your starving-artist family should feel lucky to have him around!

[therenaissancelion-deactivated2]

I can thank her for turning me into the person that I am today. 8)

[daimalik]

It was a learning experience. Take it as that and nothing more. As you move on from it, lingering bruises will fade.

[daimalik]

whoa game changer

how about we not make people who do free creative things on their own time feel bad. I'm part of the One Piece fandom and they are literal 13-17 yr olds and i s2g sometimes they are more grown up jfc.

[dontrythis-athome]

I’m Italian but I wouldn’t mind in the slightest if some hot guys like these ones wanted to teach me more. In fact, please do.

(x)

[desmond-died]

//At least once, Ezio has caught Davesmond watching shit like this, trying to narrow the wide cultural gap between them.

Adorable idiot.

[kadaralnovice]

daimalik replied to your post:"What’s this?"

Ew

Not mine >(

[daimalik]

That makes it even weirder B(

[kingshonor]

[some old old old (2011) body concept sketches for taderp]