[viejospellejos]

Piiiitas pitas pitas

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

petting the shark.

[jestershark]

“Y’all motherfuckers” is a gender neutral speech opener

[fromtheash]

“It’s sunny outside, and there is a storm inside me.”

— Mateus William (via heynicolerae)

[meghanmclovin]

You know what’s really hot? Not having to guess someone’s feelings or intentions

[6i]

heart on do not disturb until further notice.

[shes-always-just-peachy]

[northstarus]

[8-bitstories-deactivated2020062]

[daismayy]

2•12•18 Months ago I was the person who always said, 🙋🏼‍♀️ I don’t run unless the house is on fire. Well, this week, I started running. I also committed to no more random sex. I commit to safety. I commit to 💯 YES. I commit to feeling close enough where I don’t BLURT, but I share, I have herpes. I answer all of the questions. Face-to-face. They make their educated decision. At the end of it all... they tell me they love me, we can be safe, and they’ll stay. It’s weird that when I have no one to share this with that I share it with the internet - where I share it with EVERYONE.

[8oo-deactivated20160414]

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

[mothermilhouse]

right so theres this thing called the bullet shrimp 

and not only are these things totally badass and stylish

they have 16 colour cones in their vision

us humans only have 3

these things can literally see over 5 times as many colours as we can

literally they can look at what we would see as a completely black space and see thousands of colours we don’t even know exist

do you understand how fuCKING COOL THAT IS

[ayeyuu]

not only that but they can punch a hole in an aquarium tank.

that’s pretty fucking radical.

[epsilon110]

not only punching through aquarium walls too

these little demon-spawn can punch so hard and so fast that

IT BREAKS WATER PHYSICS

their punches cause water to boil and create a bubble underwater, which kills its prey if it has contact with it, cooking them from the outside

BUT IT DOESN’T EVEN NEED TO MAKE CONTACT

the collapsing bubble sends out a shockwave strong enough to kill anything in a 10 cm diameter due to pure pressure 

this fabulous sob is death incarnate and don’t forget that   

[deleted01110011]

Even better - the inside of that little bubble before it collapses is over 400 million degrees Kelvin, hotter than the surface of the Sun.

[neongrump]

One Punch Shrimp

[jasoncanty01]

ONE PAAAAAANCHE!  

[sonicthehammons]

This straight up sounds like a Pokedex entry

[princisa]

[blackkandgayy]

Why does this look like she’s kissing her clone 😳

[1000savagecomforts]

[saying]

[sandorclegane]

[daismayy]

I say, Have a good day at work, but how many of my people truly love their job??

[daismayy]

How nice it must be to hand your plastic card over to someone before knowing the price and saying “just run it”. Like ?? You don’t have to check your bank account w crippling anxiety??

[lora-mathis]

Lora Mathis (2016)