Why are we here?

We are all just blobs of existance living in a constant heirarchy //Kay//17//This girl loves girls and boys//

[daisy-daniel]

PLEASE

SEND ME THINGS I'M SO BORED, STORIES, QUESTIONS, ANNYYTTHHIINNGGG

[daisy-daniel]

No limit - ASK AWAY yeah

1.Kissed a girl?

2.Kissed a boy?

3.Had sex in public?

4.What’s your religion?

5.What does your URL mean?

6.Reason you joined tumblr?

7.Do you have any nicknames?

8.Do you like bubble bath?

9.Kissed in the rain?

10.Dyed your hair?

11.Soup or salad?

12.Vegetable or meat?

13.Go out drinking?

14.Smoke cigarettes?

15.Smoke weed?

16.Do any hard drugs?

17.Have you had sex today?

18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?

19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?

20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?

21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?

22.Tried to commit suicide?

23.The last time you felt broken?

24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?

25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?

26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?

27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?

28.Do you sing in the shower?

29.Do you dance in the car?

30.Where were you yesterday?

31.Ever used a bow and arrow?

32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?

34.Is Christmas stressful?

35.Favorite type of fruit pie?

36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

37.Do you believe in ghosts?

38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

39.Take a vitamin daily?

40.Wear slippers?

41.Wear a bath robe?

42.What do you wear to bed?

43.Do you want to get married?

44.Can you curl your tongue?

Relationship preference:

45.How many relationships have you had?

46.How can I win your heart?

47.what makes a great relationship?

48.Shy OR open?

50.Religious OR non-religious?

51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?

52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?

53.Piercings OR no piercings?

54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?

55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?

56. **Ask your own**

keep me entertained

[daisy-daniel]

Haven't posted in LITERALLY AGES so here is some of my face 😊

[danielhowell]

🚨woopwoop it’s the meme police🚨

are you a connoisseur of my suffering? do you have a well stocked pantry of my worst moments last year? a mind palace of memes if you will? well I NEED YOU!

i have decided to make a video about the top dan memes of 2017.

if you have seen or made a funny meme/edit/reaction to anything in the list below just click here to head to my submit page and just link to or upload it:

danielhowell.tumblr.com/submit

i shall then collate the finest of these least-fine moments and return with a beautiful monument to my turmoil forthwith why the fuck am i writing in this voice (i’ll close the submit box next week) thanks

NOTE - just linking to something funny you’ve seen is fine! but only actually upload an image IF YOU MADE IT originally (lest you be chased by an angry mob) as i will credit the creators in the description :)

some memes:

Wholesome Howell -https://twitter.com/danielhowell/status/817454132609040384?lang=en

The Pastel Personas - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lSI-9hm6KI

Embracing my curly hair

“That Week in March”

DanAndPhilCRAFTS 3 - POTATO PRINTS (and “soft and neat”) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaXLJdqNXdY

Singapore Fountain photo edits - https://www.instagram.com/p/BSvmlWODSDS

The Ripped Jeans #FreeTheKnee - https://www.instagram.com/p/BS5O-Y1DYif

Dan and Phil moving house - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImiQ9Qz3s-c https://www.instagram.com/p/BTXHYjFDZcO

THE REBRANDING (RIP danisnotonfire) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV7A7BxBrZk

Easter Baking flop and Gordon’s Roast - https://youtu.be/53Rek9a9DgU?t=13m8s https://twitter.com/danielhowell/status/860538763134586880?lang=en

The Voting Squat-photo edits - https://www.instagram.com/p/BVFi4Cvj23K

Me being “in the Bahamas” - https://twitter.com/danielhowell/status/861354561574797313?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pozApKTUmAk

Saying “me and Phil” until I was bullied into saying “Phil and I”

The Donut Pic (and album cover edits) - https://www.instagram.com/p/BY_URuSn5SC

My Depression (yes I give permission for these memes)  - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp2TUPo5W0c

“Lady door” “female-exit” and “Queen’s gate” - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAfnLAMvO9k

Interactive Introverts (and what people think it will be) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxAJWyEpKy4

I fall off my chair again - https://youtu.be/lBahpGnyIdE?t=20m6s

Colin eats the Christmas cake (and people’s reactions sassing me) - https://twitter.com/danielhowell/status/945761464538812416

AND OF COURSE Dan versions of big 2017 memes! (for example: ditty/mocking spongebob/distracted boyfriend/fidget spinner/roll deep/the floor is etc) or anything funny you think i should see

[daisy-daniel]

No limit - ASK AWAY yeah

1.Kissed a girl?

2.Kissed a boy?

3.Had sex in public?

4.What’s your religion?

5.What does your URL mean?

6.Reason you joined tumblr?

7.Do you have any nicknames?

8.Do you like bubble bath?

9.Kissed in the rain?

10.Dyed your hair?

11.Soup or salad?

12.Vegetable or meat?

13.Go out drinking?

14.Smoke cigarettes?

15.Smoke weed?

16.Do any hard drugs?

17.Have you had sex today?

18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?

19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?

20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?

21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?

22.Tried to commit suicide?

23.The last time you felt broken?

24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?

25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?

26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?

27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?

28.Do you sing in the shower?

29.Do you dance in the car?

30.Where were you yesterday?

31.Ever used a bow and arrow?

32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?

34.Is Christmas stressful?

35.Favorite type of fruit pie?

36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

37.Do you believe in ghosts?

38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

39.Take a vitamin daily?

40.Wear slippers?

41.Wear a bath robe?

42.What do you wear to bed?

43.Do you want to get married?

44.Can you curl your tongue?

Relationship preference:

45.How many relationships have you had?

46.How can I win your heart?

47.what makes a great relationship?

48.Shy OR open?

50.Religious OR non-religious?

51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?

52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?

53.Piercings OR no piercings?

54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?

55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?

56. **Ask your own**

keep me entertained

[amazingphil]

Dan has lost his voice so we make a gaming video the only way possible… CHARADES!

[amazingphil]

NEW AMAZINGPHIL VIDEO! 

Dan and I compare UK vs JAPAN school lunches with some…interesting results

[danielhowell]

Watch us expose each other in a new dramatic and traumatic game of TRUTH BOMBS with Sophie and PJ! 💣

if you wanna get truth bombs to play for christmas you can get it here! UK: http://amzn.to/2gp3QVO USA: http://amzn.to/2AEkwhL

[demonphannie]

let the record show that phil lester and dan howell accompanied sophie newton and pj liguori on a fluorescent and super cool double date this good night of december 6th, 2017

[amazingphil]

We investigate the basement of our creepy neighbour in

 HELLO NEIGHBOUR 😱 

[amazingphil]

We attempted the NOT MY ARMS CHALLENGE with a Mario Kart twist!

 (In case you haven’t guessed.. it was a terrible mistake)

[soyoudonthavetobebrave]

[demonphannie]

[pseudophan]

their layouts i just shed so many tears

[amazingphil]

Presenting - The Dan and Phil and Dogs 2018 Calendar! 🐶📅

🌏: http://www.danandphilshop.com 🇺🇸: http://us.danandphilshop.com 🐨: http://au.danandphilshop.com

[ithurtsnotolaugh]

2009 - 2017 ( 8 years of dan and phil )

[earthtotaye]

the absolute rawness and honesty dan had in his new video, had me floored. i’m so used to dan being vague and beating around the bush and i understand he doesn’t owe us a damn thing, but the bravery it took to admit to millions of people his deepest darkest secret made me cry. Dan is such a good man, and the fact he did all of these things: write a fuckING BOOK, went on three tours that spanned three different continents, continued to make content, do live shows, tweet every once in a while to tell us that he was alive while clinically depressed are things that show me how strong he really is. dan howell cowrote a fucking book while CLINICALLY DEPRESSED. he spent months on tour while clinically depressed. i never ever want to hear another one of you bad mouthing him again. i love dan howell so much.