[kinderfeestje]

hi!! Welcome on my blog, you can call me Nova.

I used to be @fivefeetapart.

My pronouns are they/them, I'm in my 20's and that's about all you need to know :)

[fiollaigean]

how to cover letter:

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)

[dysphoria-things]

if eating three balanced meals a day at regular times makes you gain weight then maybe you were meant to gain weight

[rootsandtides]

[polldermodel]

Nog meer te kiezen want het leven is keuzes maken en ik heb geen ketchup meer in huis. Soms vind ik dit lastig.

1. De wintertijd blijft hele jaar gelden

2. Je kiest een kat uit het asiel. Het is een oranje, oude kater van 13, eenogig en slaapt veel. Hij heet Mitch

3. Je speelt kabouter Klus of Kabouter Kwebbel in de reboot van kabouter Plop, the Multiverse adventures, op Netflix

4. Je mag de tomatensoep proeven van de La Place elke dinsdagmiddag en je mening wordt wekelijks gepubliceerd in de Volkskrant

5. 1,95 euro korting op je Netflix abbonement maar Emily in Paris staat er dan niet meer op

6. Bij het stemmen gebruiken we nu een neonblauwe glitterstift ipv het rode potlood.

7. Pinterest wordt overgenomen door Flickr en op Flickr is waar je pinterest boards nu staan.

8. Chocomel met dronken dakloze meneer drinken bij de Ndsm werf. Hij heet Kees, heeft ooit 3 mensen gedood maar ze waren ouderen aan het beroven dus hij moest iets doen. Hij heeft maar 1 oog, ruikt naar zuurkool en heeft een grasparkiet die Sjonnie heet.

Nog meer te kiezen want het leven is keuzes maken en ik heb geen ketchup meer in huis. Soms vind ik dit lastig.

1. De wintertijd blijft hele jaar gelden

2. Je kiest een kat uit het asiel. Het is een oranje, oude kater van 13, eenogig

3. Je speelt kabouter Klus of Kabouter Kwebbel in de reboot van kabouter Plop, t

4. Je mag de tomatensoep proeven van de La Place elke dinsdagmiddag en je mening

5. 1,95 euro korting op je Netflix abbonement maar Emily in Paris staat er dan n

6. Bij het stemmen gebruiken we nu een neonblauwe glitterstift ipv het rode potl

7. Pinterest wordt overgenomen door Flickr en op Flickr is waar je pinterest boa

8. Chocomel met dronken dakloze meneer drinken bij de Ndsm werf. Hij heet Kees,

Remaining time: 3 days 19 hours

[akashicrecord]

Commenting "may this type of love never find me" under your high school classmates engagement photos

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[shantellxxo]

BLACKTOBER POKÉMON GIJINKA COLLECTION PT.1 @PINALAFLAME

#digitalart #artistsoninstagram #illustration #procreate #blacktober #art #blackart #animanga #pokemon #pokemongijinka #gijinka #blackartist #canadian #anime #manga #blackgirlmagic #fanart

[anxeious]

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 3 days 8 hours

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[juunipupu]

Knight under Everything

[homunculus-argument]

I love informed consent, I love dignity of risk, I love the thought of having someone willing to tell me why the thing that I'm about to do is a bad idea, telling me in detail exactly what the consequences are, what's going to happen and why, and what's the worst that can happen, and then having no power to stop me when I decide to do it anyway because I'm an adult and I'm allowed to get my shit kicked in so fucking bad while doing something stupid if I so choose.

[zapatism]

lol ur watching the world cup finals sorry im too busy HAVING SEX

(texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just blogged

(dick guy) im watching the world cup

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

[sentimentalslut]

trying to explain to tumblr that the Middle Class in not their enemy

[sentimentalslut]

saw someone say that someone complaining about only having 7k in savings makes them contemplate “doing something bad”

you know that 7k covers like. one hospital visit WITH insurance, right?

[sentimentalslut]

“people who make six figures shouldn’t be allowed to complain —“ most people who make six figures are, these days, solidly middle class. where i live, a combined household income of $110k is *lower middle class*.

“people who can afford homes —“ are typically 400-600k in debt for them. also if “can own your own home” is your threshold for the rich you are contemplating eating, i think you are genuinely stupid

“boohoo your investments dropped, stop complaining rich boy” idk how to tell you this but. most of us have a retirement account. you should probably open one

[dirt-mann]

[saltedume]

[lurker-at-thresholds]

Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

[lurker-at-thresholds]

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

[lurker-at-thresholds]

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post