>pick up uncanny x-men # 600
>put it down and refuse to read it
>pick up and read it anyway because i guess i’m masochistic enough to like pissing myself off and/or shooting myself in the foot.
>the original x-men are still in the present, altering the time-space continuum and nobody seems to really give a shit.
>every mutant, student and teacher alike, all invite beast into the cafeteria to collectively shit on him and call it an “intervention”
> have storm head up this “intervention”, whom after letting a phoenix-force powered namor drown more than 1/3rd of the population of the kindgom she once ruled, abandoning the crown and getting into a childish fist-fight with her ex-husband, (and winning, which is STILL beyond me), is the LEAST qualified to lecture anyone.
>beast looks to his younger self, who proceeds to throw him under the fucking bus.
>emma frost joins in on the beast ragging
>even though she’s responsible for getting namor to drown wakanda
>young jean grey retains her predecessor’s title as the “nosiest bitch in the marvel universe” by reading young iceman’s mind without permission and outing him as gay.
>reading your friends’ minds without their permission, pulling out their most intimate personal secrets and making them deal with it.
>young iceman outs older iceman as gay
>everyone loves jean grey
>somehow everyone’s ok with her digging in their minds without permission
>beast flips his shit, tells everyone to go fuck themselves, and leaves.
> every mutant joins cyclops luther king in dc for some kinda … “million mutant march”
in a 5 year time-span i watched the x-men sink into itself like some kind of anus in the ground under your runs.
it is beyond me why you still get work and marvel lets you ruin their properties, but thank you for reminding me exactly why i hate jean grey.
thank you for reminding me why i hate your x-men so much.
why the fuck did i do this to myself?
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