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Kori

[paranormal-taters]

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

[paranormal-taters]

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

[paranormal-taters]

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD

[charl0ttan]

oh i love my darling sweetie beautiful friends so so much i cant wait until the next time i get a chance to chat with them.....its a shame i have no way to initiate a conversation with any of them..the tech just isnt ready unfortunately...sad..........

[charl0ttan]

agnostic friend: we just dont know where dms come from

[greenbloods]

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[mtndewpitchblack]

[kiefbowl]

[catchymemes]

[orlyofhousesnark]

[leashamariel]

Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand

[creekfiend]

And who is the guy burying him in the sand

[lunehowls]

flirting competition

[blabbinbab]

martin really running on 0 gems with jon in season 4

[nonaferatu]

My favorite one yet- heres the creator

[hollowboobtheory]

ok but like. there are two different types of privilege. there's type a "everybody should have this, but some people don't" and type b "nobody should have this, but some people do"

there's having parents who can pay for your application to any college, and then there's having parents who can bribe your way into any college. there's owning your own home, and then there's owning 50 houses and getting rich off hoarding a vital resource. there's not fearing for your life whenever cops are around, and then there's being the cop and being allowed to murder anyone at any time.

idk i just feel like that's an important distinction to make.

[autisticlittleguy]

"Grace Ryland is Rocky's dog" is such a funny fucking dynamic when you think about it

Eridians are further behind than humans technologically right? They dont have computers, relativity, quantum mechanics, etc. In fact, Eridians probably dont even know about the Big Bang because their atmosphere would filter out most of the cosmic microwave background radiation we use to detect it. On a human timeline, theyre anywhere between like early-mid 20th century. Rocky's basically a cosmonaut.

So the human civilization is pretty advanced from Rocky's perspective. Rationally he understands this. On a conceptual level he knows this to be true.

But at the same time... imagine youre one of the first ever cosmonauts to make it into space. Then you meet a 10 year old alien dog who cant do 2+2 without pulling out its calculator. It forgets everything constantly and has to keep notes everywhere, like it basically lives in Memento (2000). Also if it doesnt nap constantly it gets even stupider. And you somehow has to reconcile this with the fact that this dog has a better understanding of physics than your entire civilization does. Like the dog knows how the universe started.

[annabelle--cane]

[hexthelex]

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Voting ended onMay 4

[godkillerbrigade]

going to the corner store to get more corners

[biceratops7]

[smokeys-house]

favourite cat of all time? and why? please provide sources (photos)

me obviously (joke) honestly thats a really tough question!! I like most fictional cats, but the first one that came to mind was probably Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch

combining my love of puppetry, talking cats, and TV from the 90s - early 2000s. Im also a big fan of, well, any fictional black cat especially if theyre kind of mean or sassy, periwinkle from blues clues, most of the animal crossing cats, I really really like the felyne/lynian designs from monster hunter, mae borowski from NITW, Felix the cat, fritz the cat, and ESPECIALLY

LOVE puss in boots and kitty softpaws theyre probably my all time favs.... maybe a few others im forgetting rn theres a long list

[gaypornvideoswebsite]

there is magic even in hell

[ntrider]

[sees "dni if you're my ex" in someone's bio] fuuuuck what if I'm your ex and I didn't know