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‘The Exorcist’ sentence starter
“That’s much too vulgar a display of power”
“What an excellent day for an exorcism.”
“And I’m the Devil. Now kindly undo these straps.”
“That’s much too vulgar a display of power”
“Stick your cock up her ass, you motherfucking worthless cocksucker.”
“Cunting Hun! Bloody damn butchering Nazi pig!”
“Is there someone inside you?”
“Ego te absolvo.”
“Quod nomen mihi est?”
“You’re going to die up there.”
“Let Jesus f*ck you”
“I cast you out! Unclean spirit!”
“Lick me, lick me!”
“ Your mother sucks cocks in hell! “
“ If you’re the Devil, why not make the straps disappear? “
“ But won’t that drive you out.”
“ It would bring us together.”
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This blog is now semi-active, reason is that I'm now focusing more in another one of my blogs; I'll try to do interactions but I can't promise anything that I'll respond immediately.......
I'm going to sleep early
Calls yondu: "Your little squirt tried to hunt me down."
“Our little squirt. You taught him, so im thinking he was successful in at least tracking you down.” Pointed out the Centaurian
Yondu slammed the door of the car closed as he hopped up the steps of the house, eager to finally sit down and get a beer. The figure dressed in a weird assortment of clothes blocked his way though. That and the fact that the guy was standing there with flowers and a card with his back to him and Uri staring at the man in wonder had Yondu thinking that another boo of his Son had showed up. “Uri, ya either let him in, or just take the flowers and throw his ass out. No point in letting the boy freeze his ass in the cold” he stated, about to walk around the two
Daken took a quick sniff and remembered that scent. “He is here.” daken kept on following his nose till he met with yondu face to face, he seemed clueless. “So tell me dearest did you forget me~” Daken grabbed yondus wrist and pulled him forward.”let me ease your memories.” Daken then leaned and kissed his lover deep and hard.
The Centaurian stumbled, coming to a halt as strangely familiar lips touched his own, tongue sneaking in and taking possession of his mouth. His eyes widened as he took in the face he had hoped would open it;s eyes for the last month.
Pulling away, the man breathed out “Dearest” before fainting dead away
“I remember everything, all the good days, all the bad days, all that happened during the amnesia; all the hurtful things i said to you both and i know what i did was beyond forgiveness, but can you make this old man a favor and let me stay?”
i am in demon boyfriend hell??? yeah. anyways after a botched summoning, the blushing dude here accidentally finds out one of the students at his college is a demon!! embarrassing. the cloaking charm now doesn’t work on him (still works on everyone else tho), so he gets to watch them struggle through school, tackle people during football games, and get raging drunk @ frat parties
Calls yondu: "Your little squirt tried to hunt me down."
“Our little squirt. You taught him, so im thinking he was successful in at least tracking you down.” Pointed out the Centaurian
Daken took off the gun pointing from Uri to himself…..“I want to.” Then he shot himself……………………..
“Daken! Dad!” came the twin shouts as Yondu and Uri rushed towards the fallen man, the kid sliding to his knees and groaning in pain but pushing through, as Yondu frantically pulled the bleeding mate on his lap, trying to wipe the blood off his head.
“Damn it, dearest I always knew you were a fucked up individual but not to this extent!” scrambled the male, as he tore off his jacket and shirt, tearing strips off to wrap around Daken’s head.
“Uri, there’s a phone in my jacket, call Xavier, tell him we’re bringing in my husband!”
Months passed and daken was still on a comma,the extent of the damage was unknown, he was as good as dead. inside his head he floated in a stream of neverending thoughts there he saw a light, inside saw his life, he saw how he was trained by Romulus, How he joined the avengers, How he made his brotherhood then there were glimpses, and those glimpses became more vivant and stronger….he remembered.
“GAHHHH!” Daken woke up from his coma. “Yondu, Uri! i remember…..I remember? I REMEMBER!!!”
Nobody was in the room but as soon as the heartbeat monitors came to life the doors flew open, admitting a nurse who hurried into the room and gasped seeing her patient finally awake. Oh his husband would be delighted!
“Mr. Udonta! Please sit back!” she pleaded, trying to push the man back on the hospital bed
Daken slapped the nurse smilling in glee. “Move out of my way bitches i got a man to see!” Daken began to run away as fast as he could running forwards the exit, from there he proceeded to steel a car, get some clothes a bouqete of flowers, and a im sorry card. he then proceeded to return to his home, knocking the door 8 times in a beat like he always would. waiting for someone to respond.
Since his coma he grey a stubble, some of his hair grew around his mohawk, and other than that he was still looking the same.
Uri heard the 8 knocks in the door, 8 knocks in a beat, it was his dad….or was it? e proceeded to activate 3 of his yaka arrows behind him. once he opened the door he saw his father with flowers….“Dad?”
“Uriel Udonta Howlett…..my beloved son, you are taller than how i remembered you….but the point is I’m back.”
Yondu slammed the door of the car closed as he hopped up the steps of the house, eager to finally sit down and get a beer. The figure dressed in a weird assortment of clothes blocked his way though. That and the fact that the guy was standing there with flowers and a card with his back to him and Uri staring at the man in wonder had Yondu thinking that another boo of his Son had showed up. Uri, ya eihter let him in, or just take the flowers and throw his ass out. No point in letting the boy freeze his ass in the cold” he stated, about to walk around the two
Daken took a quick sniff and remembered that scent. “He is here.” daken kept on following his nose till he met with yondu face to face, he seemed clueless. “So tell me dearest did you forget me~” Daken grabbed yondus wrist and pulled him forward.”let me ease your memories.” Daken then leaned and kissed his lover deep and hard.
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Calls yondu: "Your little squirt tried to hunt me down."
“Our little squirt. You taught him, so im thinking he was successful in at least tracking you down.” Pointed out the Centaurian
Daken took off the gun pointing from Uri to himself…..“I want to.” Then he shot himself……………………..
“Daken! Dad!” came the twin shouts as Yondu and Uri rushed towards the fallen man, the kid sliding to his knees and groaning in pain but pushing through, as Yondu frantically pulled the bleeding mate on his lap, trying to wipe the blood off his head.
“Damn it, dearest I always knew you were a fucked up individual but not to this extent!” scrambled the male, as he tore off his jacket and shirt, tearing strips off to wrap around Daken’s head.
“Uri, there’s a phone in my jacket, call Xavier, tell him we’re bringing in my husband!”
Months passed and daken was still on a comma,the extent of the damage was unknown, he was as good as dead. inside his head he floated in a stream of neverending thoughts there he saw a light, inside saw his life, he saw how he was trained by Romulus, How he joined the avengers, How he made his brotherhood then there were glimpses, and those glimpses became more vivant and stronger….he remembered.
“GAHHHH!” Daken woke up from his coma. “Yondu, Uri! i remember…..I remember? I REMEMBER!!!”
Nobody was in the room but as soon as the heartbeat monitors came to life the doors flew open, admitting a nurse who hurried into the room and gasped seeing her patient finally awake. Oh his husband would be delighted!
“Mr. Udonta! Please sit back!” she pleaded, trying to push the man back on the hospital bed
Daken slapped the nurse smilling in glee. “Move out of my way bitches i got a man to see!” Daken began to run away as fast as he could running forwards the exit, from there he proceeded to steel a car, get some clothes a bouqete of flowers, and a im sorry card. he then proceeded to return to his home, knocking the door 8 times in a beat like he always would. waiting for someone to respond.
Since his coma he grey a stubble, some of his hair grew around his mohawk, and other than that he was still looking the same.
Uri heard the 8 knocks in the door, 8 knocks in a beat, it was his dad….or was it? e proceeded to activate 3 of his yaka arrows behind him. once he opened the door he saw his father with flowers….“Dad?”
"Uriel Udonta Howlett.....my beloved son, you are taller than how i remembered you....but the point is I'm back."
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“ Revenge~ a beautiful word, full of disparition and fate, i am a beautiful weapon don’t you think, i can be a value on thanos, the God above death.”
He chuckled.
“Revenge is an emotive murder. One that requires an attachment to the living world or at least pleasant memories of it. Your motivations betray you, Daken-san. Your inability to separate your attachment to the world from your actions will lead to an endless, masturbatory cycle of murder, momentary epiphany, and a longer period of loneliness.”
“Well you are tall and brood, and very muscly and i would like to masturbatory your cycle of murder......ok that one was lame, but yeah i want to see suffering to the people who deserve, have a taste of immortality and bring forth never ending pain and misery for the rest of their pointless lives.”
Calls yondu: "Your little squirt tried to hunt me down."
“Our little squirt. You taught him, so im thinking he was successful in at least tracking you down.” Pointed out the Centaurian
Daken took off the gun pointing from Uri to himself…..“I want to.” Then he shot himself……………………..
“Daken! Dad!” came the twin shouts as Yondu and Uri rushed towards the fallen man, the kid sliding to his knees and groaning in pain but pushing through, as Yondu frantically pulled the bleeding mate on his lap, trying to wipe the blood off his head.
“Damn it, dearest I always knew you were a fucked up individual but not to this extent!” scrambled the male, as he tore off his jacket and shirt, tearing strips off to wrap around Daken’s head.
“Uri, there’s a phone in my jacket, call Xavier, tell him we’re bringing in my husband!”
Months passed and daken was still on a comma,the extent of the damage was unknown, he was as good as dead. inside his head he floated in a stream of neverending thoughts there he saw a light, inside saw his life, he saw how he was trained by Romulus, How he joined the avengers, How he made his brotherhood then there were glimpses, and those glimpses became more vivant and stronger….he remembered.
“GAHHHH!” Daken woke up from his coma. “Yondu, Uri! i remember…..I remember? I REMEMBER!!!”
Nobody was in the room but as soon as the heartbeat monitors came to life the doors flew open, admitting a nurse who hurried into the room and gasped seeing her patient finally awake. Oh his husband would be delighted!
“Mr. Udonta! Please sit back!” she pleaded, trying to push the man back on the hospital bed
Daken slapped the nurse smilling in glee. “Move out of my way bitches i got a man to see!” Daken began to run away as fast as he could running forwards the exit, from there he proceeded to steel a car, get some clothes a bouqete of flowers, and a im sorry card. he then proceeded to return to his home, knocking the door 8 times in a beat like he always would. waiting for someone to respond.
Since his coma he grey a stubble, some of his hair grew around his mohawk, and other than that he was still looking the same.
Calls yondu: "Your little squirt tried to hunt me down."
“Our little squirt. You taught him, so im thinking he was successful in at least tracking you down.” Pointed out the Centaurian
Daken took off the gun pointing from Uri to himself…..“I want to.” Then he shot himself……………………..
“Daken! Dad!” came the twin shouts as Yondu and Uri rushed towards the fallen man, the kid sliding to his knees and groaning in pain but pushing through, as Yondu frantically pulled the bleeding mate on his lap, trying to wipe the blood off his head.
“Damn it, dearest I always knew you were a fucked up individual but not to this extent!” scrambled the male, as he tore off his jacket and shirt, tearing strips off to wrap around Daken’s head.
“Uri, there’s a phone in my jacket, call Xavier, tell him we’re bringing in my husband!”
Months passed and daken was still on a comma,the extent of the damage was unknown, he was as good as dead. inside his head he floated in a stream of neverending thoughts there he saw a light, inside saw his life, he saw how he was trained by Romulus, How he joined the avengers, How he made his brotherhood then there were glimpses, and those glimpses became more vivant and stronger....he remembered.
“GAHHHH!” Daken woke up from his coma. “Yondu, Uri! i remember.....I remember? I REMEMBER!!!”
Calls yondu: "Your little squirt tried to hunt me down."
“Our little squirt. You taught him, so im thinking he was successful in at least tracking you down.” Pointed out the Centaurian
Yondu hummed, memories surging forward as a smile lit up his face. “ I proposed in the middle of a fight. We were back to back, cleaning up a slavers construct, and i just thought to myself: what the hell are you doing, man? You have the man of your dreams, gorgeous, strong, loyal, protecting your back. You have a son together. Why the hell is he still not married to you. So i go, i skewer this kree, and i turn around and i just grab you and kiss the shit out of you. And i say,: if you will have me, I’ll have your back for the rest of my life and then some. You just stared back and laughed at me. Then killed another guy and kissed me back. Said that you already had me by the balls and werent ever letting go. I never loved you more then at that moment.” He muttered, fingers tracing his band.
“ We got the ceremony happening on Terra, in the xmansion. Your dad grumbled the whole way and ate the entire cake. You were real mad at him too”
Daken felt his heart skip a beat a spark of memory came to him.“ D-D-Dearest, that’s what you call me, dearest…..it was a weekend, sunny Sabretooth was my best man, and a mohawk guy was yours…..” Daken felt a tear fall from his eye. “Ok next question, how is he our son. ” Daken pointed at Uri with his gun.
Yondu felt a spark of hope at that recollection.
“Parallel universe. He dropped in after a second earth appeared in front od the eclector and then burst. Apparently in that one we were a mated pair capable of naturally having children, an alpha and an omega. So he is as ours as they come, dearest. We had a hard time getting it at first, but then we loved him”
Dakens face turned stiff and turned pissed. “Are you shitting me, do you think im fucking stupid. tell me HOW THE FUCK IS THIS OUR CHILD!” Daken in rage shoot a carbonadium bullet into Uri’s leg making him squeal in pain. “Next time you lie to me the bullet goes higher, he will suffer due to the radioactivity, and if you truly love him tell me the truth.”
“You wanna take him to clinic and get a dna test done? It’s our kid, born to you, sired by me.” got angry Yondu as he got up, enraged at Daken’s treatment of the boy.
“Now, you shoot him again and i will stop treating you with cotton gloves, dearest. No body hurts my son!” he stated firmly, ignoring the gun pointed in his direction and stalking towards the fallen kid.
“Come on Uri, get up”
“ The truth, 1” Daken cooked his gun, “2” he began to to point his gun. “Goodbye kiddo.” He then heard a whisle behind. “Wha-”
“Told you to stop threatening my son. Gave you a fair warning.” came the low and menacing voice of the Centaurian as he got up with Uriel;s arm wrapped around his shoulder, hobbling on one foot.
“I have told the truth. I know you can smell it on me Daken, and if youre too pigheaded to listen to yourself then I just don’t know what to tell you anymore. I love you. Uriel loves you. But i you don’t stop this shit and come to your senses? There’s not much more we can do for ya. Now, either think rationally, and smell, and sense, and fucking observe, or…”
Daken pointed his gun towards both men about to fire, then there was a moment of silence.
Yondu saw the other man’s nostrils flutter, his eyes slide to a half-lided position and his hand tremble a bit.
“Come on Dearest, just try to remember. Remember hos Sabertooth forgot where he put the rings and we had mime the whole thing until it was discovered that they got lost in his arm hair? How your dad ate the cake and just left the toppers? Uri danced with most of the guests and got like five blowjobs after that and you just clapped him on the back. Remember our wedding night?” pleaded the Centaurian
Daken took off the gun pointing from Uri to himself....."I want to." Then he shot himself..........................
“ Believe me your titanhood, i was forced to resurrect by the apocalypse twins.” Daken bowed to thanos.“I personaly know her, and i have worked for her.”
“Your attempts to placate my ego are misguided. Honorifics and acts of subservience only lessen your stature in my eyes. What do you want from THANOS?”
" Revenge~ a beautiful word, full of disparition and fate, i am a beautiful weapon don't you think, i can be a value on thanos, the God above death."
Calls yondu: "Your little squirt tried to hunt me down."
“Our little squirt. You taught him, so im thinking he was successful in at least tracking you down.” Pointed out the Centaurian
Yondu hummed, memories surging forward as a smile lit up his face. “ I proposed in the middle of a fight. We were back to back, cleaning up a slavers construct, and i just thought to myself: what the hell are you doing, man? You have the man of your dreams, gorgeous, strong, loyal, protecting your back. You have a son together. Why the hell is he still not married to you. So i go, i skewer this kree, and i turn around and i just grab you and kiss the shit out of you. And i say,: if you will have me, I’ll have your back for the rest of my life and then some. You just stared back and laughed at me. Then killed another guy and kissed me back. Said that you already had me by the balls and werent ever letting go. I never loved you more then at that moment.” He muttered, fingers tracing his band.
“ We got the ceremony happening on Terra, in the xmansion. Your dad grumbled the whole way and ate the entire cake. You were real mad at him too”
Daken felt his heart skip a beat a spark of memory came to him.“ D-D-Dearest, that’s what you call me, dearest…..it was a weekend, sunny Sabretooth was my best man, and a mohawk guy was yours…..” Daken felt a tear fall from his eye. “Ok next question, how is he our son. ” Daken pointed at Uri with his gun.
Yondu felt a spark of hope at that recollection.
“Parallel universe. He dropped in after a second earth appeared in front od the eclector and then burst. Apparently in that one we were a mated pair capable of naturally having children, an alpha and an omega. So he is as ours as they come, dearest. We had a hard time getting it at first, but then we loved him”
Dakens face turned stiff and turned pissed. “Are you shitting me, do you think im fucking stupid. tell me HOW THE FUCK IS THIS OUR CHILD!” Daken in rage shoot a carbonadium bullet into Uri’s leg making him squeal in pain. “Next time you lie to me the bullet goes higher, he will suffer due to the radioactivity, and if you truly love him tell me the truth.”
“You wanna take him to clinic and get a dna test done? It’s our kid, born to you, sired by me.” got angry Yondu as he got up, enraged at Daken’s treatment of the boy.
“Now, you shoot him again and i will stop treating you with cotton gloves, dearest. No body hurts my son!” he stated firmly, ignoring the gun pointed in his direction and stalking towards the fallen kid.
“Come on Uri, get up”
“ The truth, 1” Daken cooked his gun, “2” he began to to point his gun. “Goodbye kiddo.” He then heard a whisle behind. “Wha-”
“Told you to stop threatening my son. Gave you a fair warning.” came the low and menacing voice of the Centaurian as he got up with Uriel;s arm wrapped around his shoulder, hobbling on one foot.
“I have told the truth. I know you can smell it on me Daken, and if youre too pigheaded to listen to yourself then I just don’t know what to tell you anymore. I love you. Uriel loves you. But i you don’t stop this shit and come to your senses? There’s not much more we can do for ya. Now, either think rationally, and smell, and sense, and fucking observe, or…”
Daken pointed his gun towards both men about to fire, then there was a moment of silence.
Calls yondu: "Your little squirt tried to hunt me down."
“Our little squirt. You taught him, so im thinking he was successful in at least tracking you down.” Pointed out the Centaurian
Yondu hummed, memories surging forward as a smile lit up his face. “ I proposed in the middle of a fight. We were back to back, cleaning up a slavers construct, and i just thought to myself: what the hell are you doing, man? You have the man of your dreams, gorgeous, strong, loyal, protecting your back. You have a son together. Why the hell is he still not married to you. So i go, i skewer this kree, and i turn around and i just grab you and kiss the shit out of you. And i say,: if you will have me, I’ll have your back for the rest of my life and then some. You just stared back and laughed at me. Then killed another guy and kissed me back. Said that you already had me by the balls and werent ever letting go. I never loved you more then at that moment.” He muttered, fingers tracing his band.
“ We got the ceremony happening on Terra, in the xmansion. Your dad grumbled the whole way and ate the entire cake. You were real mad at him too”
Daken felt his heart skip a beat a spark of memory came to him.“ D-D-Dearest, that’s what you call me, dearest…..it was a weekend, sunny Sabretooth was my best man, and a mohawk guy was yours…..” Daken felt a tear fall from his eye. “Ok next question, how is he our son. ” Daken pointed at Uri with his gun.
Yondu felt a spark of hope at that recollection.
“Parallel universe. He dropped in after a second earth appeared in front od the eclector and then burst. Apparently in that one we were a mated pair capable of naturally having children, an alpha and an omega. So he is as ours as they come, dearest. We had a hard time getting it at first, but then we loved him”
Dakens face turned stiff and turned pissed. “Are you shitting me, do you think im fucking stupid. tell me HOW THE FUCK IS THIS OUR CHILD!” Daken in rage shoot a carbonadium bullet into Uri’s leg making him squeal in pain. “Next time you lie to me the bullet goes higher, he will suffer due to the radioactivity, and if you truly love him tell me the truth.”
“You wanna take him to clinic and get a dna test done? It’s our kid, born to you, sired by me.” got angry Yondu as he got up, enraged at Daken’s treatment of the boy.
“Now, you shoot him again and i will stop treating you with cotton gloves, dearest. No body hurts my son!” he stated firmly, ignoring the gun pointed in his direction and stalking towards the fallen kid.
“Come on Uri, get up”
" The truth, 1" Daken cooked his gun, "2" he began to to point his gun. "Goodbye kiddo." He then heard a whisle behind. "Wha-"