The God of (Bad) Puns

Come one, come all; for your (hopefully) daily horrible jokes and drawings! The God of Puns will provide all of those essential needs, and more! Just watch out for the puns, though: I heard they were "God" awful. *ba-dum-tss*

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Second-last day, boi. :3

For the 6th day of the challenge, the theme was ‘Holiday’. So I did your run-of-the-mill trick-or-treat session, except from my point of view.*

Anyways, enjoy this utter masterpiece and uh.. Merry Thanks Patrick’s Easter-ween everybody.

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Once again, I procrastinate. :/

I’d already made the 3rd day art-post (Favourite). But knowing me, the self-absorbed lazy one, didn’t post it xD (and no, I’m not beating myself up with these words; any of my friends would agree)

And then yesterday arrived, and the 4th art-piece, Music, was just sitting there for me: I had to do Jurassic Park. And as I looked through the challenge numbers, it just so happened to be followed by #5: Nostaliga. This created a dilemma.

Which led me to once again skip a day, so I could do both posts today. This, obviously, is (Surprise Surprise!) the exact same Drawing. Now, I’m not gonna babble on about how ‘I oh so love the Jurassic Park franchise and all of its glorious beauty!!~’

So here ya go :D both posts

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Day 2 of the 7-Day Drawing Challenge (I guess. :/)

DaLaughingStock, back at it again with the mediocre drawings for the second day of this challenge! This time: Color!

Green is the color of cactuses. ‘Nuff said.

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7 Day Art Challenge

DAY ONE - Self Study or Persona:  What do you like?  What things remind you of yourself?  Do you have an aesthetic?  Have any ideas for a collage?  Got any self inserts?   This is your day to show us something that you feel represents yourself or who you want to be!

DAY TWO - Color: Pick a color and create with it.  Does the color mean something to you?  What does it make you feel?  Is it your fave?  Least fave?

DAY THREE - Favorite:  A character? A place? A game? A series? A flower??  What’s some of your favorite stuff? 

DAY FOUR - Song: A song or lyrics that inspire you.  Can be from any song, any series, anything.  Take that music and put it in your work.  Be sure to link the song when you post this prompt  

DAY FIVE - Nostalgia:  Something that makes you feel nostalgic.  Feel free to wax poetic about it when you post your finished piece!

DAY SIX - Holiday:  Do you have a fave holiday or memory surrounding a holiday?  (I have a feeling there’s gonna be a lot of halloween stuff) 

DAY SEVEN - Free Space/Finale:  Go wild! 

This challenge can be done any seven days you feel up to it.  There’s no rush, it’s just to get people inspired to create!  I originally made this as a December drawing challenge on my discord group but I feel like I should also try posting it here and seeing how it goes!

Art includes - drawing, writing, collages, graphics, fics, music, ect.  Just do what you’re good at!!

Feel free to tag me in your prompts if you decide to do this!

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Welp, here is my first actual drawing on this blog, based off this (it’s a really mediocre drawing...)

I’m also sorry about the long delay; y’know, end-of-the-year and stuff

EDIT: Be prepared for more puns sooner or later..

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock on the door.

He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’

I’ve created 3 posts on my time here on Tumblr. 3 POSTS. Yet I can still see the inevitable downslope of my jokes. Nonetheless, I will keep providing (though I hope I think some more up with greater quality.)

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Two hunters were out in the woods, when one of them collapses.

He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps,

"My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says:

"OK, now what?"

:3

Shoutout to Kelly Dickerson on Business Insider for the joke. (My posts will consist of me just posting jokes so you guys don’t have to look them up. Pretty simple stuff, you guys.)

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Why do directors tell actors to "break a leg?"

Every movie needs a cast. :3 https://goo.gl/images/aExFaL

We're off to a great start, as you can see.