Two hunters were out in the woods, when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps,
"My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says:
Shoutout to Kelly Dickerson on Business Insider for the joke. (My posts will consist of me just posting jokes so you guys don’t have to look them up. Pretty simple stuff, you guys.)