wet socks

brain hurt

[stimman3000]

[vladtheunfollower]

free market baby

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Law & Ethics

[marzipanandminutiae]

I mean 

no

but you’d be deeply poisoned. like. super-poisoned. I cannot emphasize enough how poisoned eating the Mona Lisa would make you

[stimman3000]

but what a way to go

[cryptomaster-leviathan-deactiva]

You could only eat it once

[lord-kitschener]

Forbidden snack

[smaug-the-wizard]

There’s nothing wrong with just a taste of what you’ve paid for

[distantscreaming]

only a nibble

[distantscreaming]

I made this a few weeks ago please help me

[distantscreaming]

Look at this courteous sir

[distantscreaming]

Kissing a dog's nose is like kissing someone's sweaty leg

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

out of curiosity, what countries do my followers live in?

[distantscreaming]

The American hellscape

[xoxolosergirl]

I’m like 99.99% sure I’m just an idiot, but can anyone tell me who this guy is? Like I know he’s a comedian but like…what’s his name?

[midnight-spectrum-again]

He killed princess Diana

[extremeloser]

Spider ham

[crwndsprkzy]

Feminine hips

[distantscreaming]

Monkey man

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

good morning everyone!!! Guess what day it is

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

[shut-up-hippie]

Today is a Jewish holiday! 

[distantscreaming]

Today's the day

[tateratots]

look at them

[elasticitymudflap]

reblog if ur proud of this chicken persuing a higher education

[distantscreaming]

Hello

Sup

[immortal-fool]

Nothing much. How’s social distanting going?

[distantscreaming]

Very uneventful but I guess that’s it’s point

[immortal-fool]

Twas the first day of online schooling. How long did it take you to get that science trash done?

[distantscreaming]

Sometime around 2 hours because I was just doing work here and there since it's the first day

[billtherock45-deactivated202501]

hey guys, i just wanted to say that im not active on here much anymore! i have a lot of things that i want to focus on and i just wanted to let u know in case you were wondering why i wasn’t doing much on here nowadays lol. i might still post on here occasionally btw! thank u for reading! : )

[distantscreaming]

take your time, my rock friend. Take care of onion son

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

If you listen closely to dishwashers, you can hear the slurping sound of the hundreds of tongues inside cleaning off the dishes

I am not a violent person but I’m about to be

[wintergreen-snep]

You are 100% a violent person

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yes but i’m about to get indiscreet about it

[doggeddetermination]

… have you, in you whole nonlife, been discreet about anything ever?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

STOP CYBERBULLYING ME

[shadow-a1]

No SLURP

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

could u at least stop threatening to drink me

[distantscreaming]

Soup.

[auntiewitch-deactivated20170122]

namedrop someone you love on this post……go

[stardustandvanilla]

@alicethething I love you a whole whole whole lot

[redacted-thething]

ilyt boo <3

[stardustandvanilla]

ilyM bee <3

[tarantula-veins-deactivated2023]

@loonylovely @youareyoubutwhoareyou hi love u

[theshippingroyalty]

@thesentientmango

[thesentientmango]

Aww ily too! @fullcircle807 @4ngstyc00kie @your-friendly-neighborhood-enby

[yourelost-itsokay]

@euphoria-my-love I’m sorry that I always do this but I do love you so much that I can’t NOT think of you?

[a-cottoncandy-cloud]

@amazu-kusuri @books-andbiscuits @actslikeacat

[a-cottoncandy-cloud]

@complete-garbadge @strangeuselessthing and 100x @fallenfromforgotten

[crwndsprkzy]

:D @complete-garbadge @a-cottoncandy-cloud @fallenfromforgotten

[a-cottoncandy-cloud]

💖💖💖💖

[becausewedefinetheworld]

@martemis1 @books-andbiscuits @elizabethbennetfan @mr-darcy-fangirl @abby-has-entered-the-chat 

[books-andbiscuits]

*gasp* thank youuuu!!! <33

@becausewedefinetheworld (no u) @celeste-tyrrell @thequeensphinx @a-cottoncandy-cloud @amazu-kusuri @martemis1 @4ngstyc00kie <3

[4ngstyc00kie-deactivated2021101]

@stubborndorito @immortal-fool @thesentientmango <3<3<3<3

[immortal-fool]

No u 💜🖤💙

@leader-0f-the-rebellion  @heyhelloitsk @cupid37788

[distantscreaming]

Thank :)

@billtherock45 @the-worm-man @mossandsnails @strangeuselessthing @i-am-a-fish

[astraldemise]

my attempts at drawing frogs

[astraldemise]

you guys just see something vaguely froglike and hit reblog huh

[drillbaby]

[princessvelvettt]

[distantscreaming]

Daily reminder

[mioxenoblade]

Reblog if you're a girl who snorts when you laugh, if you like girls who snort when they laugh, or can't wait for the inevitable fall of capitalism.

[distantscreaming]

:)

[compulsive]

[18-3829b-19-deactivated20190505]

[gammywank]

[jacobtheloofah]

[actslikeacat]

That’s gay

[arm-gifting-wasp]

I spent the entirety of last period doodling arms and I think my teachers are concerned

[arm-gifting-wasp]

Update: the pile grows

[arm-gifting-wasp]

IT IS COMPLETE

[arm-gifting-wasp]

throwback to when my counselor called me into her office for this!!