Daleton Gossip

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Ice queen, comedian, fashionable, hippie, bitch, weirdo, sweet, elegant, dreamer?

Ice Queen: Whilst I would like to bestow the title of ‘Ice Queen’ on a worthy woman, none of the ladies of Daleton have yet again left any notable impression. 

Comedian: While my opinion of the eldest Hearst sibling seems to be faltering, I’ll admit that he makes me, as well as others, laugh, earning him the label of Daleton’s resident comedian.

Fashionable: Joint prize goes to Anna Quentin and Madelyn Bray. Whilst I may not be a fan of the Macklemore’s Thrift Shop ensemble myself, I appreciate the change of pace and the balls to pull it off. 

Hippie: ‘Free love’ and smoking marijuana are two things most students here seem to have in comon with Flower Power. On a different note, I hear the new girl Dana is all about saving the environment. 

Bitch: This list is as long as my arm, but the current title is held by Savannah Burton. Haven’t you heard of chicks before dicks, Sav?

Weirdo and Dreamer: I’ve yet to decide my opinion of the interesting Ellie Olijnyk, torn between finding her imaginative and bat shit crazy, earning both of these spots respectively.

Sweet: Bailee Williams is as sweet as they come. If her cupcakes don’t give you a tooth ache, her personality will.

Elegant: Class and poise are traits I wouldn’t normally encourage, and are certainly rare here. However, I’ll recognise the grace of a Lauder; putting the Elle in Ellegant.

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Tinsley needs to get over her thing for Blake. Who would you like to see her with?

If things with her and Blake start heading south, I’d like to see Tinsley play for the other team, maybe with someone from her beloved soccer team, Ariadne perhaps?  After all, isn’t that what college’s all about: hot girls making out with other hot girls?

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but do you think maddie would ever commit to ethan?

With her lady love already in a committed relationship, Madelyn might have to settle for being Ethan’s keeper, unless newcomer Thomas Brenner sweeps her off her feet. Keep your eye on him, Ethan. Brains do trump brawn every now and then. 

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Who would you want to see Colin with then

Whilst Colin may be quite the eligible bachelor, I admire his perseverance. He is a man dedicated to his goals. However, it's hard to believe that this was the same military man who once juggled the hearts of both Vanderbilt girls. Careful, Colin; you don't want to lose your touch.

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Savannah hooked up with her best friend's boyfriend in Greece. Some friends he is.

Poor little Kitty Kat. The man she loves is in love with someone else and the boy she likes has hooked up with her best friend. She just can’t win, can she? Not to worry, Savannah. Your secret’s safe with me. 

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Seneca is lives for attention. It's a little pathetic.

And doesn’t everyone here at Daleton? Whilst Seneca may be receiving more male attention than most, I encourage you all to find two boys (or girls) to fight over you in the same way. The World’s a Stage, dear Daletoners. Play dirty.

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Who do you see ethan hearst with besides Crazy?

Crazy with a capital C might be a title best given to Ethan Hearst for falling for the infamous Madelyn Bray. He hardly spends time with anyone anymore to be shipped with someone else.

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Tinsley is overly attached to Blake. She gets upset when he hangs out with anyone who isn't her.

She’s in for a rude awakening then. Blake Kennedy is hardly the kind to be tied down, having made his way into most of the girls’ beds here at Daleton, a habit he doesn’t seem to be kicking anytime soon. 

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Who can you see Colin with besides Seneca?

Whilst many girls have lusted over the military heartthrob, there’s only one who he’s been enduring endless obstacles to show his affections to. It’s almost sickeningly sweet, or just pointlessly masochistic. After all the hoops he’s jumped through for her, I can’t see Colin settling for anyone but Seneca. 

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Your gossip page is harsh and not amusing.

Like the famous phrase goes, 'if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen'. Or better yet, leave the university entirely. Daleton is no place for pushovers.

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I keep expecting Roman and Anna to crash and burn but somehow they seem to be going strong?

Whilst I’ll admit that if anyone had the ability to tame the infamous Roman Haven it would be her, I’d still be wary. Careful, Anna. It only took him the summer to murder his last girlfriend. A longer relationship may not be as good as it sounds. 

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Thoughts on Tinsley? She seems to be really stuck up especially to her "friends"

There’s always one bitch in every group, someone who’s incapable of standing by and keeping their mouth shut while their friends make one mistake after another. If her friends can’t handle the heat, cut her loose. They’ll be missing their daily dose of reality, but Daleton usually prefers ignorance anyway.

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Queen Bee, Flirt, Whore ladies man, Innocent.

Queen Bee: Whilst many of the ladies here would like to claim this crown, there are none that stand out as deserving to me. 

Flirt: Ryland Tennant. Although he may be new, he's certainly wasted no time in charming half the female population of the student body.

Whore: Ethan Hearst. Could it be that the only girl who has not gone a round with him in the sheets is his sister? 

Ladies Man: Blake Kennedy. Even with the influx of new contenders, Blake remains King of the Game. 

Innocent: Bailee Williams. So impossibly sweet, a conversation with her would cause more cavities than an entire batch of her cupcakes.

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Joel only talks to avery, he seems obsessed with someone who seemed to come out of no where

And how dreadfully boring they both are. Whilst I had previously predicted that their relationship would crash and burn, wimps are stronger in pairs. Just remember, Avery; patience isn't always a virtue. Sometimes it just makes you look pathetic instead.

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I liked Eloise and Tyler but now Kat seems all over him too :(

Fear not, anon. Whilst Tyler and Kat seem to be closer than ever, there hasn’t been a boy yet who has kept her tied down for long. As for Tyler? With a body like that, I can only hope he’ll be generous enough to share it with as many of the girls here as possible. 

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You should GVE out titles. Resident flirt, resident bitch, funniest, etc.

While eight grade superlatives aren’t usually my style, give me a title and I’ll point you in the right direction.

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Seneca is just messing with Colins head. Looks like someone is afraid to let go of the only person that can actually stand her. But at his expense.

And the pathetic part is that he’s letting it happen. Elijah might have disappeared once again, but he always come back and with he does, so will Seneca’s feelings for him. Colin’s bound to get his heard broken a few times as the months progress, but maybe he’ll quit her before she quits her ex.