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still in denial that kpop has taken over my life

[rodrickheffeley]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

In 7 seconds Jeff Bezos makes about $17,423, these parking tickets inconvenienced him for less than 7 seconds of his time.

Eat the rich.

It should be like how they do it in Sweden, where tickets are based on percentage of income. So if your average income is $1000 and his is $10,000,000 and the ticket is 10% of your weekly income; your ticket would be $100 and his would be $1,000,000. Another great example from Scandinavia. Vote for Bernie Sanders! We need Democratic Socialism

[dankmemeuniversity]

[defydamage]

I have never seen such an accurate depiction of what it looks like without glasses.

[stimman4000]

people thinking they’re trans and then deciding they aren’t:

-happens sometimes

-means are in a comfortable enough space where they can question their identity and arrive at a conclusion that works for them

-often find our new things about themselves and how they express and relate to their gender

-doesn’t mean there’s some hidden force trying to make people trans

-is not an excuse to make hrt and surgeries harder to access

-is not a reason to deny trans people a safe, comfortable, supportive environment to be who they are

[24kshownu]

Lucas Grabeel just tweeted this omg [x]

[tanaennos]

Without context, this just looks like 10 years down the road, Ryan and Chad got married

[appolsaucy-deactivated20260202]

even with context this just looks like 10 years down the road, Ryan and Chad got married

[foxvyh]

[dalgikisses]

got too stoned after trying to calm myself down from an anxiety attack after some failed abortions tried to throw a lit firework through my bedroom window so I dreamt really vividly which means I didn’t sleep deep enough and now I’m definitely gonna be late for work when I JUST got a new job (even tho it is a temp job)

so 24 is going great thanks for asking

[imjaebumaf]

i said i’m coming home

[yourloverevivesmysoul-blog]

does no one realize that robin hood was a terrible role model for young kids? i mean you are stealing from people (illegal) and those people (usually) worked hard to get their wealth. it really demotivates people to succeed when they know they can get something someone else worked for.

[lilacbreastedroller]

is this what rich people worry about lmao

[sunbeargirl-deactivated20190401]

who knew the sheriff of nottingham had a blog

[jas720]

How does someone read Robin Hood and miss the part where it’s set in feudal England. He stole from people who got their wealth by exploiting the poor, incidentally that’s all rich people to this very day.

[impuretale]

Tune in next week when they tell you the story of Ebeneezer Scrooge, a benevolent job creator, harassed during his sleeping hours by the hellish socialist dead. 

[jesuismurphy]

Hands down my favorite part of Night At The Museum is that it’s low key the plot of The Mummy (1999) but like, chill.

[jesuismurphy]

Like Rami Malek’s character isn’t like a mannequin come to life like the rest of them. He’s 100% a 3000 year old reanimated corpse. And everyone’s just fine with it.

[jesuismurphy]

He could just take the tablet and fully walk out of the museum and just live his life but he’s a bro and would rather be a glorified docent.

[leelbell]

Okay, but I love that night at the museum has the exact set up for a horror movie and the only reason it’s family friendly is because the characters choose to try and understand each other and be helpful. You could literally keep the entire opening and premise of the film and make an R rated horror flick.

[feministism]

by eloisemarseille

[fujiwaradivebar]

Just got a baffling survey from Google rewards

[siriusc]

do you ever get stuck in between “it’s ok not to have everything on track i got time” and “i’ve already wasted my life at the ripe old age of 23”

[dasebeleren]

trying to get the oscar mayer forbidden snacks

[dasebeleren]

update

[dasebeleren]

like icarus before me, I have flown too close to the sun and now I have to eat a box of these for my hubris

[thepope]

A man: *is nice to me* Me: please don’t have hidden motives just be a decent human, I appreciate it but don’t be weird

[profanefame]

literally every time

[muhyul]

Me realising I’m now an adult with actual responsibilities

[dalgikisses]

I’m literally so poor but so in desperate need to do something nice for myself that I took the reduced sticker from a frozen pizza (80p) and covered the barcode of the hot fresh pizza I just got from the supermarket (£5) so I could afford the reduced Ben and Jerry’s (£2.50)

So yeah you could say I’m a Rebel but at least I have a cause

Which is having me time before I break apart completely from being overstimulated by real life