WHATEVER, MORTAL

Kelly • 29 • Terror

[kel-ectric-avenue]

taken by me

[houseofcatwic]

Shawn Braley Illustration

[crabeetle]

[thepope]

Hello chat

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[lokaror]

Cops are here.

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[drbtinglecannon]

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

[thepope]

I’m going to start blogging

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my mother was a drunk, and my father was a brute, and on my 18th birthday, I will inherit her drinking gourd and his spiked club, and become a drunken brute. I hope I can make them proud

[depsidase]

[thepope]

Not once in my life has a flower delivery ever brought me happiness. 😭 it’s always just some man breaking no contact

[oogie]

Yooooooo

[thepope]

talking to boomers

[oogie]

This fucking idiot 1) lost her collar today and looks like a chode and 2) knocked over our glass oil dispenser because she was licking it (like she does every night) and it broke and oil is covering our entire kitchen counter and when we stbled upon this scene she was guzzling the vegetable oil off the counter like a greedy little piglet

[oogie]

Yeah I bet drinking vegetable oil does make you lethargic huh you little shit stain

[thepope]

Could u imagine if tumblr tried to implement an AI thing like Grok that thing would be fucked up in two weeks max

[soup-mother]

Diversity win! This misogynistic double standard is trans inclusive!

[thepope]

[tamamita]