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“Why is it that I have to appease people every single fuckin’ time?! I’m not some kinda maid, s’not fair!!” And then a couple of paper knives were impaled into a wall; edges undoubtly sharp.
‘hell yes! helly freakin’ yes! hell to the yes! are we gonna fight someone!? who are we fighting? can i scratch their arms with my claws?”
“dude, calm down. i don’t understand what your deal it.”
“WE ARE GONNA BRAWL. THAT’S MY DEAL. I GOTTA PROVE MY WORTH IN COMBAT.”
“ all i’m saying, is that this universal phone update seems pretty rad. i mean … it kinda reminds me a movie where it turned people into killers, to hurry up natural selection, AND isn’t really a political issue – but that’s besides the point. imagine!! never having to groan when you see your friend’s cooler phone screen, being able to personalize it however you like. this is like, baby eight grade me’s dream. ”
“what the heck are you talkin’ ‘bout dude? my phone flips up in this really cool way. i dont’ need any more upgrades.”
“you wanna fuck me bro!? we can fuck right now. i’ve been tranin’ for weeks to be the best fucker around!”
adonis’ friends had decided to bring him out to a bar, to get him back on his feet. he hadn’t been out of the house in a couple days – he had taken time off work, bought immense amounts of alcohol and the poor man hadn’t even shaved for a few days. he was literally a mess. he wanted to go home and just curl up into a ball. jacee hadn’t called – texted, she hadn’t even sent a carrier pigeon. and so he sat there for a few moments. twirling his beer before chugging the whole thing, getting up and jumping a few times before making his way over to his friends.
“ okay BOYS, i’m back. i’m getting LAID tonight. ”
‘’ yeah – by me. ‘’
“no no....auntie felicia and i get leigh’d last month. hawaii is so much fun dudes. you should go!”
❝ DAMN, FIRST day in a female’s body and you’re already on your period. go ask felicia for a tampon. also, stop. yelling. use your inside voice, kid. ❞
“are you LAUGHING??? THIS ISN’T FUNNY. I’M BLEEDING TO DEATH HERE. A STAMPON???? WHO NEEDS STAMPS AT A TIME LIKE THIS?”
“ hydra hat ihre jinrichtung gefordert. ich werde nicht versagen. hagel hydra. ”
ashley licked the red costumed person affectionately. “i don’t know what that means but i love ya.”
“i can see it. but can i ask why you’re yelling, though?”
“AM I YELLING???? I DIDN’T KNOW??? IS THIS BETTER?”
“…that’s some set of lungs you’ve got there.”
‘tHANKS MY MOM SAYS I SHOULDA BEEN A SINGER.”
❝ SHUT UP, rat. you’re gonna make my eardrums bleed. ❞
‘I’M ALREADY BLEEDING MAN....SOMEOWHERE YOU DON’T WANNA KNOW ABOUT!!!”
‘’ —– ‘’
“HELP ME. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY BODY???? IS THIS PUBERTY????”
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
‘’ and now you’re a street rat, you need to get on it, man. —– jesus, fuck. those two are WILD. no, ashley. they’re going to fuck. intercourse, full on penetration and it sounds like it’s gonna be crazy. you know what reproduction is, right?? ‘’
“you don’t understand auntie, i’m a changed man. they were yelling about a strap-on and knives, please tell me what that is!? just for peace of mind. yeah...i totally, definitely, 1000000% percent know what that is....just....you tell me what you think it is, so i can make sure you know the right thing.”
( @blckkct )
‘hey auntie felicia, what is fuckin’? i heard kitty and her scary goth girlfriend doing it last night and it sounded like they were hurting each other? if i make them mad they’re not gonna fuck me right?”
illyana cracked her black whip against the wall of xavier’s twice, causing a loud banging sound through the mansion. ‘’ KITTY AND I ARE FUCKIN’. ‘’
ashley sat on his bed wide-eyed, completely terrified at what seemed to be going on around him. what was fuckin’? were they hurting each other? what if they started ‘fuckin’ everyone else too? he definitely didn’t want to be fucked....not by two girls. they sounded terrifying. “that’s uh-that’s cool!” he called back nervously, he roomed in the room right next to the girls, the one that contained the wall that had been smacked. ‘if you uh-need help just let me know. i’ll definitely help.” he offered. if helping them with ‘fuckin’ stopped him from getting fucked he was definitely going to.
‘’ i’m going to go in for the ‘five and you’re goin’ to pull away, i know the deal. ‘’
“no no i swear i won’t!” he replied, shaking his head quickly. “scouts honor.”
