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Rebrand!!! Used to be Chimking Overlord if anyone was wandering
THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE FUCKING VIDEO THAT GOT SPAMMED ALL OVER THIS FUCKING WEBSITE WHEN TUMBLR INTRODUCED AUTOPLAY ON VIDEOS. JUST REAMS AND REAMS OF THIS FUCKING THING GOING OFF ONE AFTER THE OTHER AS YOU SCROLLED.
Fucking magical times.
Oof
Actually embarrassing I have to send this text to the work gc
guess what bitch
Dude there is something very confusing going on with your legs and I don't know what
High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?
Nobodys busting hard no more
He’s got a point here, you just don’t see it anymore.
can you not play with his nasty ass corpse please.
It's almost like something happened in 2020-now that is causing these problems.
I’m putting estrogen in the jet exhaust to crop dust the world with femtrails
I'm putting peanut butter in my toasted bread
I lied& I'm sorry, I'm not actually doing that I just wanted you to think I'm cool...
well maybe I get sad sometimes but it's all worth it in the end because girls older than me will call me a sweet kid for being upbeat and being nice to others despite the difficulties
it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering
I mean, I guess there's always the inherent eroticism of the sea
I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.
if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already
@queer-joy-detector @this-is-trans-joy
Queer joy detected!
This is trans joy!!!
found this weird program. got her booted up finally!
that is the face of a man worried he will be next
Good news, he was not next! In fact, she accepted him as her mate, he learned the crane mating dance and now every year, he artificially inseminates her with crane semen to expand the very endangered crane population. True story.
Sorry, he WHAT? Imagine being this man's boss and having to sit him down like. Listen. Brian. We need you to fuck the bird. You have to act like you're excited about it.
crane husband.....
this is the diametric opposite of all those awful swan wife stories and i love it.
(WalWaPo makes you jump through like three separate hoops before you can read the article, so I will share some of the highlights:
Walnut was born in a species-recovery breeding program in the 1980′s. The program had crane chicks hand-raised by human volunteers, and at that time they did not fully understand the measures necessary make sure that the chicks do not imprint on humans and retain their identity as cranes.
As a result, her keepers believe, Walnut does not recognize other cranes as members of her own species.
It has not been proven that Walnut killed her previous suitors; however, there is a persistent rumor in the white-naped-crane-conservation community that she did.
Because this species is highly endangered, and the gene pool of the captive population is small, it’s pretty important for the survival of her species that Walnut A) mate, and B) not kill a bunch of other cranes.
The actual name of the keeper is Chris Crowe.
They both arrived at the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in 2004.
Walnut immediately began paying special attention to Chris--and ignoring the eligible male crane in a nearby enclosure.
Walnut initiated their courtship, performing the opening moves of a mating dance.
Chris realized that if he reciprocated the mating dance, it might be possible to artificially inseminate Walnut with her participation and consent. (The process normally involves restraining the bird.)
It worked!
Chris and Walnut have had five children, who were raised by other crane couples at the facility--sometimes the biological dad and his mate--both because it’s unclear whether Walnut would accept the chicks as her own, and because Chris is not equipped to be a Crane Dad.
However, the Institute provides her with artificial eggs to sit on, and Chris takes his turn looking after them. (This would not work with real eggs because he can’t sit on them properly, but Walnut seems to feel that he is on the job if he just stands over them.)
Chris accepts that he is pretty much married to this bird. White-naped cranes live to be about 60, and they mate for life, so he knows he can’t retire while Walnut is alive. (At the time of the article, Walnut was 36, and Chris 42.)
Legit cannot pick the funniest part of this
she has not been PROVEN to have killed her exes, but there is a PERSISTENT RUMOR (really officers she's simply DEVASTATED, she sobs, wearing a new feather boa unfortunately resembling her most recent deceased husband)
His name is Chris CROWE. (Mrs. Walnut Crane-Crowe?)
the mental images of a whole human man learning and performing the crane mating dance, and "sitting" on artificial eggs so she thinks he's performing his duties as a husband and father (and apparently OBJECTS if he does not?)
"chris, buddy, you gotta marry the possibly-murderous crane lady for the GOOD OF THE SPECIES." (alternately: "chris, my man! good news! we found you a very interested lady! She's 36, she's very spirited and independent, she holds a very important and rare status in her society! ...Is there a downside? WELL...")
chris sits any potential human partners down, like "my love, you must understand before we wed,,, i am already... Attached" (camera drifts wistfully to the above photo) "Lady Walnut and I have an,, Understanding... the relationship is open, but very committed"
just had to explain this post to my father bc he thought my stifled laughter was a signal of illness.
well done, everyone, good game. hit the showers.
Not only is he 'married' to walnut, this has apparently happened SEVERAL times, so he has MULTIPLE crane wives, none of which know about any of his other crane wives. This man is, for some unknown reason, irresistible to cranes
the “this content has been removed for violating Tumblr’s Community Guidelines” notice really adds a lot of flavor to this post and somehow makes it MORE obscene than whatever that actually was
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I regret being the bearer of bad news, but I thought it should be shared that Walnut passed away in January of this year (2024). There's a lot of mixed info about the lifespan of cranes (due to people misunderstanding what a median is...) but the average for most species I know of is 20-30 years (in the wild if nothing eats them/they don't die young), and 30-45 in captivity, with the oldest known white-naped crane having loved to be 46. Given that she was 42, this old gal did good, and I'm certain she will be missed by folks here.
Fly on forever Walnut Crane-Crowe
who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction
what the fuck
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in a funny spot where i would like to be perceived as a woman but not in a "oh thats a cis woman" way. like i don't want to hide that im trans at all. if you see me looking cunted up like crazy and then a deep ass Had a Beard In High School voice comes out of my mouth you are fuckin welcome. you should be so thankful to be graced by the presence of the hottest bitch on the planet
when you see a big girl with broad shoulders and unshaved legs and shittily applied makeup like she just started doing it for the first time three months ago and a voice like the faggiest bitch on the planet you should be doing this
been really into the 😁 emoji lately i suppose to remind myself that there is joy to be found even in the direst of circumstances
Been really into the cave as of late, I went into the cave—the dark cave by the unyielding mountain just by the edge of town? The cave: it keeps getting darker as I go deeper into the cave it keeps getting even darker, I thought I knew how dark dark could get but it keeps getting darker, I thought I knew perfect darkness when I closed my eyes, but that was a lie, my dark bedroom I would now find blinding and still dark yet darker and darker, death's perfect oblivion would now be as bright as the sun, a lamp can get as bright as it's voltage allows and so to does the cave endlessly delight with shadows growing ever bigger and darker and darker and still it keeps the cave keeps getting darker. Forever..
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