Reality Breaks You

[ Indie!RP blog for a Multi-fandom OC. ] Is this finally my chance to say "hello friends I am here"? M!A; None. ACCEPTING!

[petite-powerhouse-deactivated20]

Ask my muse questions about their relationship with another character.

[elevennotgingerx]

{ +5; }

   ”Ah! Hello, well, anyone got the date and year?”

[damagedstem]

-- "Who's asking? Why don't you know it? Walking around with your weird accent not knowing the date or year!"

[dominxnt]

"You know what the best way to murder someone is? Tell them you love them and then never speak to them again."

[damagedstem]

-- "I hope you're not speaking from experience..."

[sparklexoats]

Reblog if you're a multishipping whore.

[the-watson-siblings-deactivated]

— “Oh, we haven’t even introduced ourselves yet…I’m uh, Chrissy,” Chrysanthemum let a gentle smile touch her lips as she spoke, “— then again, I’ve never been on a ahem…date, before. That sounds fun!” she couldn’t help but giggle a little at Sarah’s flirtatious actions, inviting her in warmly.

Sarah smiled, “Of course.” she said, “Sarah” the brunette said and extended her hand, “Chrissy? That’s a cute name for a cute girl.” she said and raised an eyebrow, “Never been on a date? Well then we’re just gonna have to go all out aren’t we?” she asked curiously as she moved closer to Chrissy, “I want it to be special after all.”

[damagedstem]

-- Chrysanthemum took the woman's hand, shaking it firmly, "Eheh, that's a nice name, Sarah. My full name is Chrysanthemum...like the flowers, but that sounds silly. So I go by Chrissy."  still giggling, she shook her head, "Nope, never been. I just...never really had the time, or a person. What do we do, anyway?"

[mitchell-page]

Somebody should adopt this thing.

[damagedstem]

She continues petting the pup, leaning a little closer in, “Oh, maybe I am able to take you both then,” a soft smile touches her lips, “It’s great to meet you, Mitchell and Ben. You can call me Chrissy.”

[mitchell-page]

"You can pick him up if you want." He said within a very forward tone. Believe it or not, the dog was heavy and she looked like she wanted to hold it anyway, so why not handing it over? That way she’d get a real idea of it. "Likewise, then, Chrissy. I’m just worried cause it’s obvious I can’t keep it, but if you could that’d be awesome."

[damagedstem]

-- Chrysanthemum took the dog into her arms, a little surprised at the strong weight of it, seeming to pull her down. None-the-less, her arms wrapped around it lovingly, holding it to her as if it was the world, "Why can't you keep him? He's so precious... Heavy. But still precious."

[sircharlesofphilly-deactivated2]

Not a Pervert | Charlie meets Chrissy

[damagedstem]

Now she was wondering about him. Who he was, his history with the screaming blonde, what he was doing here sniffing unmentionables… — She gave him a slight look when she realized he just kept doing that, looking through them as if they were made for him as well. Curiously, she moved to stand beside him instead, continuing to give him that look. Not a look of anger, or a look that told him ‘wow you’re weird’ but, more of a ‘jesus christ what are you doing' look.

"As much as I’d like to comfort you…tell you it’s alright and that you’ll find someone better who isn’t going to scream at you…” Chrysanthemum bit her lip lightly, “Um, well, you do know where you are, right…? What you’re doing…?” she didn’t have the heart to flat out tell this stranger he was probably going to get kicked out of the store if everyone kept staring at him like that, “That’s uh, girl stuff…" she finished awkwardly, looking away.

[sircharlesofphilly-deactivated2]

He was, actually, vaguely aware of his own actions. The sniffing, the stretching, and picking them out. Then a few that he liked, stuffing them into his pockets while the store ladies weren’t looking. What he wasn’t aware of, was a large box he had under his apartment, filled with ladies’ underwear.  But once pointed out, he stopped, glancing down at his current pick; a frilly pink thong, “Oh…Wait, what? Wait—these? You mean these? Oh no, no…eheh. No, I’m shopping for her! That uh, the lady that just stormed out?” He turned, looking around as if just noticing that his Waitress actually left. But that did not prevent him from totally lying to this new chick, “Uhh..yeah! Me and her are married! Yeah, we are! And and and it’s her birthday! Yeah! And I just wanna pick her out a present. I’m picking her out a present…Do I really come off as that much of a pervert…?”

[damagedstem]

Chrysanthemum Litnaw was far beyond being a genius, but she didn't have to be completely smart to brush right past his lie, seeing as the events that occurred really didn't set the two up as a married couple. In a sense, though, it was cute that he seemed to like the girl so much, even if only a little, it caused her heart to warm up at the thought of him feeling he could pour his entire heart out for the blonde. Chrissy almost felt the need to hug him. Almost.

"Married, huh?" She might as well go along with it, no point in shattering his strangers dreams when she herself had nothing against him, "A--a pervert? No, no n-no, friend! I mean, you obviously are just uh...checking to see which one's are...perfectly fitting for your wife..." Chrissy couldn't lie and say that it didn't make her a little uneasy that a male was just rummaging through panties in a store usually filled with women, but she didn't want to classify him as a pervert. Not yet anyway. "You're not a...pervert...to say-- maybe just, I dunno, curious? Or you're just making sure what you're getting is the run for your money and that your wife will like it!"

[lookatmeenoww-deactivated201301]

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 12

[damagedstem]

qretherrx3:

[queensallydraper]

[mitchell-page]

Somebody should adopt this thing.

[damagedstem]

— “I wouldn’t know what to do with you two, unfortunately. Too adorable for me to handle.” She giggled at him softly, reaching to gently pet the pup.

[mitchell-page]

Mitchell reaches out the dog for her to caress. “Oh, we eat practically the same, don’t sleep too soundly…it wouldn’t be too much of a bother, believe me. Uh, I’m Mitchell, by the way and this little guy is Ben. I named him.”

[damagedstem]

She continues petting the pup, leaning a little closer in, "Oh, maybe I am able to take you both then," a soft smile touches her lips, "It's great to meet you, Mitchell and Ben. You can call me Chrissy."

[damagedstem]

theheistx found you

-- "Hello there, friend. I assure you that I did not steal anything you own or did own."

[messed-up-logic-deactivated2016]

What if the tumblr logo was in comic sans?

Like it went from

to

[talking-pigeon]

Reblog it and look at your blog!

[as-seenon-tv]

Holy shit go look

[mitchell-page]

Somebody should adopt this thing.

[damagedstem]

— “I’d take both of you if I could!”

"Oh, didIsaythat?"

[mitchell-page]

"What do you say, Ben. Should we go with the nice lady or not?" He whispers quietly to the dog while stroking its neck. 

[damagedstem]

-- "I wouldn't know what to do with you two, unfortunately. Too adorable for me to handle." She giggled at him softly, reaching to gently pet the pup.

[mitchell-page]

Somebody should adopt this thing.

Any takers?

[damagedstem]

-- "I'd take both of you if I could!"

"Oh, didIsaythat?"

[damagedstem]

// I suddenly want to role-play as Kitten!Chrissy omg

[jackiecogan]

+ damagedstem

[jackiecogan]

"follow me." Jackie lit another cigarette and headed home. The area was poor, expensive cars were to be found though. One couldn’t tell wether Jackie did or did not have money, but that didn’t matter

[damagedstem]

-- Chrysanthemum nodded, following after the taller -and probably older- male, nose wrinkling in disgust when he lit a cigarette, "Those are terrible..." she mumbled to him, looking around where she was, shivering.

[sircharlesofphilly-deactivated2]

Not a Pervert | Charlie meets Chrissy

[damagedstem]

— Shit. That outburst was loud and it managed to scare the ever-loving fuck out of Chrysanthemum, making her fling the flimsy bra she was holding onto somewhere else when the yelling caught her off guard. She was just about to stomp right over to the yelling woman, tell her to zip her mouth as Chrissy just was trying to do her usual shopping, when she noticed the cause of it all—

An awkward little male standing there after being hit, women’s undergarments being dropped from his hands. She blinked. She wasn’t really able to expect any less from a man. From what Chrysanthemum had already heard from the screeching lady who was willing to grace her loud voice through-out the store, this Charlie boy was a little on the iffy side…well, for that amount of screaming, maybe a lot.

Still, she found the role of rejection played a little too harsh here, if it was for her ears, it must have been worse for him, considering he was right in front of the noise. Completely forgetting the bra the woman had caused Chrissy to throw out of her hands, she brushed by all the staring women as if they didn’t exist, light steps making their way towards the stunned male.

Her fingertips brushed lightly against his shoulder, curiosity and worry lacing her soft voice, “Um…are you okay there, friend? That uh- that slap sounded like it hurt…” she kept her tone low, hoping everyone around them went back to minding their own business.

[sircharlesofphilly-deactivated2]

Eyes wide, slightly tearing up from the sting of the hit, he just stared across the store, at the spot his beloved Waitress was at just several moments ago, looking so peaceful. He barely managed to follow that shit storm she threw at him. He didn’t even know what he did wrong yet. All he did was slowly go back to picking out panties, sniffing a few of them.  The tap on the shoulder startled him slightly. And for a second, he actually thought that the Waitress came back to apologize and confess her love for him and ask him to marry her and buy a house together and grow old toge— “..Oh. Um. Yeah…yeah..I’ll be fine.”, he mumbled to the strange girl, not really looking at her or anyone else, rummaging through panties, “That wasn’t the worst way she rejected me, heh…I just thought that…you know…there’ll be a little less yelling?”

[damagedstem]

Now she was wondering about him. Who he was, his history with the screaming blonde, what he was doing here sniffing unmentionables... -- She gave him a slight look when she realized he just kept doing that, looking through them as if they were made for him as well. Curiously, she moved to stand beside him instead, continuing to give him that look. Not a look of anger, or a look that told him 'wow you're weird' but, more of a 'jesus christ what are you doing' look.

"As much as I'd like to comfort you...tell you it's alright and that you'll find someone better who isn't going to scream at you..." Chrysanthemum bit her lip lightly, "Um, well, you do know where you are, right...? What you're doing...?" she didn't have the heart to flat out tell this stranger he was probably going to get kicked out of the store if everyone kept staring at him like that, "That's uh, girl stuff..." she finished awkwardly, looking away.