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@damagedtm-blog
just a fair warning; i don’t usually give up on ships.
sure, i may fail to mention it every now and then, or maybe we don’t talk/plot. that just means that i’m shy and awkward and don’t want to bother you, OR, i have the memory of a goat and sometimes may forget to tell you certain headcanons/plot points, whatever.
just because u don’t see them make much appearances in my tags or my blog, doesn’t mean i’ve forgotten them.
*✧｡ * I’LL BE THERE FOR YOU - - -
this group verse takes place in modern day new york city among a group of friends, sometimes lovers, sometimes enemies navigating the busy cityscape and the struggles of adulthood. basically, it’s a way for us to discover what most of our muses would be like if certain things in canon never happened to them.
HOW TO JOIN:
follow & message @staticveil if you’re interested.
have discord & join the server.
all fandoms welcome, as are original and canon characters. however, no duplicate characters.
the current character limit is10, but if it goes well, it’s likely we’ll open it up further.
ONCE YOU’RE IN:
be respectful.
duplicate face claims are not allowed. the obvious exception is for twins.
max of two muses per person. this may be revisited down the line, but for now we will keep it at two.
this verse will be free of science fiction/supernatural/magical elements.
you do not have to have watched friends to join the group verse, just hold a general understanding of the above premise.
I would prefer that all muses are over the age of twenty-three.
- - - ‘CAUSE YOU’RE THERE FOR ME TOO *✧｡ *
ok we're settling this discourse right now
put ur zodiac sign in the tags & if you like or dislike:
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new years kiss 💋
new years kiss !! // @damagedtm
this had been all jemmas fault, mentioning the new year kiss. grant snorted at such a thing. he hadn’t thought much of until he caught her and skye looking from him to fitz with near sparkling eyes—along with a Look™ from skye. shaking his head, grant crossed his arms sputtering almost as much as fitz was, trying to brush it off, that the two girls were being ridiculous. “ we’re not going to kiss. ” he said with an exasperated breath, rolling his eyes. fitz was quick to agree, even if he saw that brief look in his eyes. the girls seemed skeptical but let it drop, especially when coulson called to them as he headed with may towards their car for a mission. everyone rose from their spots, fitz hurrying out beside the two, grants eyes lingering on him before he too pushed off from his spot against the counter and followed behind them.
the mission had taken longer than everyone initially thought and by the time they had finished it was past 11:30. it wasn’t near enough time for them to get back to the bus for the party skye had apparently set up in the lounge area. since it was new years eve nothing around them was open aside from a small convenience store and coulson suggested the bus kids and ward go and get some snacks for the drive back while he would take the truck to fill up for gas—this was of course before skye suggested just the boys go, that her and jemma were fine with staying in the car. stepping out, he waited for fitz to as well, rolling his eyes as he made a mental list of all the ridiculous munchies that were being requested. “ yes, we’ve got that. ” grant replied as skye tested him to see if he’d heard everything since he looked like he had been spacing out. “ yes, we’ll see if the store has peeps. ” whatever those were. he hadn’t missed the look that the mischievous hacker gave him, he simply chose to ignore it. the two made their way in silence to the store, entering and making small talk about how the girls were foolish if they thought anything was going to happen. they surprisingly found everything that skye had listed off and with everything paid for and in multiple bags, which grant had offered to carry but fitz being stubborn yanked a few from his hands. it was a little bit of a walk from the store down to the end of the street where the gas station was and the boys walked in silence. grant almost thought fitz looked nervous which was confusing to him but what was most confusing was the fact that he too felt an odd unsurety in his stomach. he had been so focused on trying to decipher it that he hadn’t noticed the time, not until the first set of fireworks were set off in the distance. it startled him and he reached for his gun before he saw the colours in the sky. “ must be past midnight… ” he mumbled, thinking more about how he was sure skye was annoyed that she didn’t have her snacks yet until he heard fitz say his name. ward. he said in an odd almost nervous yet confident way causing the man to look down at him. “ hm? ” he assumed it was because fitz wanted to give him the shopping bags and so he leaned to grab them only for lips to suddenly press against his. honey eyes widened, blinking in surprise before those lips were gone, happy new year. it was said almost sheepishly and grant felt his cheeks flush against his will—thankful for the dark. “ uhm— ” he cleared his throat, an almost shy smile on his lips as he raised a hand to scratch his neck. “ happy new year. ” they made it back to the car in silence, both shyly looking at the ground followed by brief glances between each other. the facade was quickly thrown up when he caught sight of the girls, the two getting into the car as everyone shouted ( aside from may ) at the boys HAPPY NEW YEAR! with bright smiles. snacks were passed around and everyone seemed happy. it was the first new years that grant had spent with anyone in a long while, and it was most definitely his favourite one yet. the drive back was filled with chatter as everyone discussed their new years resolutions and grant took the time where the two girls between he and fitz were busy explaining theirs to give fitz a brief glance. a near shy one. the boy caught his gaze and for a moment there grant felt himself smile, if just the smallest bit. maybe this year would be different, maybe this year… would be good.
You’re my best friend.
“ you’re mine too, kara. that uh….. nothing’s changed. “ but that’s not true, is it ?? a lot had changed. him & jemma were married. they were raising their daughter together. a child that had kara’s name. they had attended her funeral, buried a coffin. she had been missing for five years. but now there she was right in front of him, holding his baby as she slept. “ i’m sorry, i’m just trying to…. to understand what’s going on. this is so unlike anything we’ve ever seen before. “ even when jemma had been sent to maveth, she had remembered the details that sent her there. kara remembered nothing of her years away. half a decade, missing from her memory. it was remarkable, really. the scientist in him was interested, but the friend part of him was worried sick.
meme i’m too lazy to find / @thirtythreetm
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“ I don’t have a choice, fitz. “
“ please. we’ll uh, we’ll figure everything out. just d.... don’t go. “
“ don’t walk away. “
send me a number / @thirtythreetm 33. where you are from moana
spotify’s released their ‘ top songs of 2018 ‘ personalized playlists ! send me a number from 1 to 100 and i’ll write you a starter based on the song ! could be one liner / lyric starter / para. anything !
🎄 (PLATONIC because friends FOREVER)
his face is red, hands fidgeting because this was definitely not what was supposed to happen. in a perfect world he was going to get jemma under it with coulson, or anyone, because that would be perfect. just the payback she deserved after throwing his sandwich in the trash !! but instead, he was with kara. it was a mistake. he had remembered that jemma had made cookies the day before & he was eager to eat them before skye got them in her clutches. but he hadn’t accounted for the mistletoe that he had put up as everyone was asleep until they walked under it together.
“ oh, christ. i uh….. so it’s a funny story….. jemma threw away my sandwich & well…… i just. “ he’s flushed, running a hand on the back of his neck. “ it wasn’t supposed to be us….. “ he trailed off, looking down at his shoes. he felt kara close to him & when her lips pressed against his cheek, he looked back up at her & nodded. “ right…. well, cookies. “ and then he walked away quickly, figuring she would join him in his search.
first ten 🎄 in my inbox get a kiss under the mistletoe / accepting
🎄 ( hydra!fitz ;))) )
grant ward is exactly your type, fitz. stop trying to deny it. jemma was weirdly fascinated with who he was & wasn’t attracted to. he wasn’t going to mention to her that grant ward was exactly her type as well. specialists with little emotions & abs that you could look at for days. but when he had gotten to know the specialist, it became very clear that he wasn’t jemma’s type at all. it seemed that grant ward felt much more than the rest of them ever would. he cared with his whole heart. fitz was a goner.
how he keep finding himself in situations like this, where he was closer than he was supposed to be. he could see the two day stubble growing on his face, a sacrifice from their mission that ended only an hour ago. that had given jemma & skye plenty of time to decorate the bus while fitz napped. he really should be more observant. it’s not until he’s walking towards the kitchen, where he can smell cookies in the oven, that he notices grant standing grumpily in the doorway. but he’s too busy thinking about the fact the jemma most likely saved him no cookie dough, to notice why he’s there. & why skye is glaring at him as if asking him to move. skye catches his arm just as he crosses the doorway, grinning triumphantly. it took all of his training to remind himself that he can’t just evade her. that would blow his cover.
“ what the hell ?! “ his accent is always thicker when he’s surprised, or pretending to be, but when he looks up, he is actually surprised. “ this is ridiculous !! “ the damn cookies had to have been a distraction from simmons. she was the only one that knew his weakness for sugar cookies.
“ she’s uh….. probably meant for coulson & may. we uh…. those two clearly have a history. “ he cleared his throat. “ we’re just the test run, i bet. testing the hypothesis. “ for once, his bumbling nervous engineer act isn’t completely an act. he has been surprised & he is nervous. he’s been dreaming about grant ward’s lips for months now. he’d like nothing more than to kiss him, even if for a child’s game. but the leo fitz that they knew would never do that. he wouldn’t take something for himself, be bold. so when he looks up at the specialist expectantly, there’s nothing but clear want in his eyes. when their lips finally meet, fitz isn’t holding back, a hand grasping grant’s shoulder. whether he would interpret it as shock or urging him to continue, that was all on him.
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his hands were fidgeting as he looked down at jemma. not much shorter than him. he can see the freckles peppered on her nose from as close as he is. she’s bloody perfect & he’s been a goner from the moment she challenged him their first year at the academy. he can hear peggy giggling in the distance, on aunt may’s lap. “ this is a setup, jem. “ he didn’t want to do something that she wasn’t comfortable with, but she’s still standing there, isn’t she ?? he should’ve known better than to let his guard down. christmas party my arse. he’s hesitant when he leans down, not wanting to go too fast, giving her a chance to back out. it’s just a game, anyways. child play. she won’t know how when he lies awake at night, it’s her he’s thinking about. always her. when their lips press together, he feels like he might die.
send 🎄+ to surprise my muse with a kiss (please specify where) / accepting
❛ i miss the future i might have had with you. ❜ - Roxxon?
“ you chose this, simmons. “ not jemma, not anymore, because if he allows her first name to pass his lips, he may just break down. there can be no familiarity anymore. she betrayed them, betrayed him. “ any future we had is…… it’s dead. “
shippy sentence starters / @shewassoferal
SHIPPY SENTENCE STARTERS. feel free to change pronouns / change the sentence(s) to your liking. for multi-muses, specify who you’re sending the meme(s) to / who you’re sending the meme(s) from.
❛ did you ever love me? ❜ ❛ do you ever miss when we were just friends? ❜ ❛ don’t you dare think that there is anything, past or present, that i would put in front of you. ❜ ❛ everything i have ever done was for you. ❜ ❛ i am hopelessly, irretrievably in love with her. ❜ ❛ i care about your feelings more than mine. ❜ ❛ i feel i’ve loved you forever. ❜ ❛ i guess if i love you… i should let you move on. ❜ ❛ i know that somewhere inside that cold, lifeless exterior there’s an actual human soul. ❜ ❛ i know that you love me… but you aren’t in love with me. ❜ ❛ i look at you and i… i’m home. ❜ ❛ i love you in every way that i can. ❜ ❛ i love you more than i’ve ever loved anybody. ❜ ❛ i love you. i will love you forever. ❜ ❛ i miss the future i might have had with you. ❜ ❛ i never stopped loving you. ❜ ❛ i remember thinking that i had to have you or i’d die. ❜ ❛ i would never let anybody or anything hurt you. ❜ ❛ if you love someone, you tell them. ❜ ❛ if you stay, i promise there’s no safer place in the world than right here with me. ❜ ❛ if you want to go… i want you to know that it’s okay. ❜ ❛ it’s simple. her or me. ❜ ❛ i’ll miss you with every beat of my heart. ❜ ❛ i’m in love with her, ok? ❜ ❛ i’m in love with you. ❜ ❛ i’ve loved you since the first time i laid eyes on you. ❜ ❛ i’ve loved you since we were kids. ❜ ❛ listen to me… i’m in love with you. ❜ ❛ no one’s ever stuck with me for so long before. ❜ ❛ she was… the love of my life. ❜ ❛ thank you for loving me. ❜ ❛ we look out for each other. that’s what we do. ❜ ❛ we’re going to have to work at this everyday but i want to do that because i want you. ❜ ❛ you always make me feel better. ❜ ❛ you and i? we’re messy, and we’re complicated, but we’re real. ❜ ❛ you are everything i never knew i wanted. ❜ ❛ you are the person i was meant to spend the rest of my life with. ❜ ❛ you can’t just kiss me and think you’re gonna make it all go away. ❜ ❛ you’re in love with me. i know you’re in love with me. ❜ ❛ you’re like a beacon of light guiding me through the darkness. ❜ ❛ you’re my hero. you know that, right? ❜ ❛ you’re the lightest thing that ever came into my life. ❜ ❛ you’re the one that ran the moment things got a little rough. ❜ ❛ you’re the only thing i ever cared about. ❜
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He looks happy now, and it warms her heart. “Move in with me,” slips out, and then she cringes. bollocks. “No, I had a… I was going to prepare a speech…”
his eyebrows raise up at that, hand moving to the back of his neck. “ you uh..... want me in your space all the time ?? “ she couldn’t possibly. when they were living together during sci-ops, she constantly complained about his mugs in the counter & his trousers on the floor of the bathroom.
shewassoferal·:
“No, I just… I wanted to say that I love you. And that you are… so… kind and brave and clever and funny, that I’m just… so proud of you. You are the best person I’ve ever known.”
he does look up at that, moving away from the microscope so he could place a kiss against her forehead. “ i love you too, jem. “
First ten 🎄 in my inbox get a kiss under the mistletoe (please specify romantic or platonic).
Send 🎄+ to surprise my muse with a kiss (please specify where).
“I love you. You know that, right?”
“ hmmmmm ?? “ he doesn’t hear her at first, head bent down into the microscope. “ what’s wrong ?? “
