damaris desmond

24. surgical intern and anti-prom queen. i stole a brain from cadaver lab.

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it’s not rude to interrupt someone to point out a dog

[damarisdesmond]

I THOUGHT I RESPONDED TO YOU BUT I DIDN'T #RITADOUCHEBAGGERY CAUSE YOU DID THREE WEEKS AGO DAMN I BLAME SCHOOL FOR THIS Are either of them subtle, really?? I feel like their lives a passive-aggressive hating their parents/thinking the other's hot. Lbr. That's precisely why her 'secret' is that she stole a brain when she was in med school. She had one in her room for a while, but probably got rid of it. Idek how though. Stupid Mara. Why does he have to be afraid of brains? THEY'RE THE REASON YOU CAN DO THINGS SHEP THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO FIX THEM

i love drunk shep i'm coming 4 u drunk shep can we start these two pleeeease <3 <3 <3

[damarisdesmond]

OF COURSE SHE KEEPS HIS GIFTS! I love Kip. I want to wrap him up like a present. We should definitely start these two soon, 'cause I just feel like they will be the awesomest of awesome. Mostly because I find it impossible not to love your characters.

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[damarisdesmond]

"I DIDN'T ASK FOR THESE FUCKIN INCAN EASTER ISLAND CAVEMEN MAMMOTH DRAWINGS PEYTON" "idk the hot dogs are pretty tight tho"

[damarisdesmond]

She probably doesn't even notice; she's all stuck in her own hot stepbrother problems, y'know??? but everyone else knows. #LOWERYSUBTLETY

"I'm surprised you can even stand next to me, Shep. I literally can't go an entire day without having my hands covered in blood and guts." *Shep runs for the door*

THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY I WANT HIM TO DRUNKENLY CRASH ON HER COUCH ALL THE TIME AND OFTEN

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Tiffanie DeBartolo, How to Kill A Rock Star

[damarisdesmond]

It feels like the Shepard/Lowery fiasco is the low-key, under-wraps, mostly-subconscious Lily/Rufus/Serena/Dan situation of Fay Hollow. HAHAHA OH THAT'S RIGHT. I bet she has to remind him daily that she wears gloves during all of her surgeries. But the fact that her dream job is to be a neurosurgeon probably freaks him out a little bit. ("HAVEN'T YOU EVER WANTED TO SEE A WORKING BRAIN SHEP MUAHAHA?")

They just feed on negativity lbr it's so awesome. He's eight years older (I think) (I might be wrong) (help) and ~obviously has more life lessons that her. But yes, the drunken thing Damaris must fix. "You are acting like a drunk college girl at a frat party. Look alive!"

[damarisdesmond]

MAN that shower run-in really wrecked him I guess huh?? How many years is it even going on now?? GET IT TOGETHER SHEP, KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS MAN. Tough luck, just you wait until Mara gets going with all of dat surgical/doctor lingo.

Thank goodness their parent's marriage came of one good thing?? Basically they can just shit on their parents with each other. It's so convenient and they don't even realize it.  Also I feel like growing up with Shep for a time also molded her because he taught her how taxation sucks, accounting is the worst job ever, and how not to act when you're drunk. (She'll never be able to latch onto the reality of zombies though.) 

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[damarisdesmond]

Damaris rarely found herself in her apartment at the end of the work day. She preferred being in surgery as opposed to being home, but she did value the nights where she could lounge around and watch Suits until her eyes felt like they were about to bleed. That, and she could sleep in her own cozy little bed, a sharp contrast to the cots in the nightly on-call room. She had only been home for about twenty minutes, searching unabashedly through an empty fridge, prior to the knock on the door. She didn't rush across the room in a hurry -- mostly because, if there really were cops at her door, she certainly wouldn't be the one they were looking for. Without hesitating, Mara turned the knob and pried open the door to Hayden's beaming face. This was, somehow, extravagantly unsurprising. "Last time I heard 'police' at the door it was because Alexis," she rolled her eyes with a thought to her roommate, who had disappeared early this morning, "thought a prostitute might come in handy." She left the door open, drifted a mere foot and a half, and collapsed on the couch. "I'm still not sure whether she was originally for him or me, but I hope he got a few STDs."

[damarisdesmond]

THAT'S WHY JAIME LOST HIS HAND OK SHEP. SELF-CONTROL. [this is probably awkwardly what he hears tho]. Overall, I just imagine them to rain on everyone's days together. Especially their parents. Which shall be wonderful.

[damarisdesmond]

Peyton's tattoos are like an addiction. Mara goes in to get the one on the back of her neck and she leaves a month later. Every inch of skin is covered in tattoos. Most are dogs.

[damarisdesmond]

ALL HAIL THE LOWERY-LANNISTERS

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[takingaselkie]

Be a lady in the streets and a dark, terrifying, chthonic hellbeast in the roads and alleyways, in the liminal, protean spaces from which people avert their gaze and speed past in unthinking, primal terror.

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