#1 taylor swift stan

I'm really gonna miss you picking fights And me, falling for it screaming that I'm right And you, would hide away and find your peace of mind With some indie record that's much cooler than mine.

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@flynnegan: even i'm in love with megan

@gothkid: excuse me?

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Brandon: I honestly think that anytime you weren't wearing it, I was. It was as much my sweatshirt as it was yours. We kind of had like a Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants situation going on with it, but instead of pants it was a sweatshirt. Good, thank you. If you see me living in it from here on out, just look away.

Miles: It really was. I think that's how it ended up in the back of the closet, actually. When we broke up, it reminded me too much of you and I shoved it in the back of my closet and forgot about it. Well until now. We did have a Sisterhood of the Traveling Sweatshirt thing going on, didn't we? Don't worry, this is a judgement free zone. Considering I've been living in your sweatshirt you left here. It's just an even trade.

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Brandon: I guess that's fair.

Brandon: Yes, that one. It was all old and beat up but I think that made it all the more comfy. Can you put it on for a bit before you hand it over? It seems like the only right thing to do here.

Miles: That was always one of my favorite hoodies actually. For those exact reasons. It was just super worn in and I refused to take it off for the longest time. And of course you got a lot of use out of it too during our relationship. I'll be sure to wear it for a day or two and spritz some cologne on it while I'm at it.

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Brandon: Why shouldn't I get what's mine back?

Brandon: So, you're comforted by my smell, huh? Hmm... fine. But do I get to choose which one I get to take with me? There was always that one I wore when I was over there that I loved.

Miles: Because you snooze, you lose. It's mine now.

Miles: Maybe I am. Just a little bit. Deal. Oh was it the black one? The one with the rip in the sleeve? I think I still have that in my closet somewhere. I'll dig it out just for you.

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Brandon: Here I was about to tell you I can come over tonight to get it.

Brandon: But now I see that you've hijacked my hoodie. How rude. But I mean, if I forgot about it for this long anyway then it's only fair that it's yours. You should've told me sooner so I could have at least had a fighting chance.

Miles: Well, I won't say no to you coming over. But don't come over thinking you can have your hoodie back.

Miles: I couldn't resist because it just looked so comfortable and smelled so good. Plus it's the perfect thing to wear while snuggling up in bed to watch spooky movies. If it will make you feel better, I'll let you take one of my hoodies in return. That way it's an even trade.

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Miles: I don't know if you're aware. But you left your hoodie here the last time you came over.

Miles: But you should know that since it's been over here for so long, it's basically mine at this point. So you won't be getting it back.

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gothkid: This little guy showed up on my porch yesterday morning. After sitting out there with him and letting him gain my trust, he crawled right into my lap. We’ve been inseparable ever since. However, this little guy needs a name. I’m taking all suggestions. 

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Brandon: I mean... what happens if he's lowkey a daddy though? I don't hold any discrimination against a silver fox. Like, Anderson Cooper could absolutely destroy me.

Miles: Okay that's a different story though. Anderson Cooper could destroy this bussy any day.

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Brandon: Ooooh, if you call a super hot plumber over, could you invite me over as well? I'm in need of some new eye candy. Life has been dull and boring over here without it.

Miles: With my luck, I'll get an older guy with his ass crack hanging out. But if he so happens to be hot, I'll call you over and we can try to convince him to have a threeway.

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Brandon: But I like you.

Brandon: Will that help it? Or will that just make everything sticky inside? I’m too gay to know about pipes and shit.

Miles: For now.

Miles: I'm way too gay to know what the fuck I'm doing when it comes to plumbing. But hey if it makes it worse, I'll just have no choice but to call a super hot plumber.

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Brandon: I wish I could be like you. I just let everyone else pick up the pieces of my own messiness.

Brandon: I just might! Or I'll pour it down the drain.

Miles: Trust me, you don't want to be anything like me.

Miles: Make sure you pour it down the bathroom drain. Maybe it will help unclog the pipes since it's been draining slow in there recently.

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Brandon: True. But are you messier than I am? Actually, I guess you can be. You have your moments.

Brandon: Miles. Don't make me come over there and take away your soda. I will be an annoying mother hen to you too if I have to be.

Miles: I'm more of a lowkey messy bitch. I keep it to myself mainly.

Miles: What are you gonna do? Come over and knock this 2 liter out of my hand? I dare you.

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Brandon: Woooooow. I'd be more offended if you weren't telling the truth. Don't call me out on my messiness, it's not nice.

Brandon: I've been texting him every now and then. Just, you know, bugging him. Asking him if he's drinking water. Asking for pictures of him drinking water for proof that he's hydrated. I've gone all mother hen on him.

Brandon: Okay. Sorry.

Miles: I just know a messy bitch when I see one. Because I am one.

Miles: I hope he's staying hydrated. I need to make sure of the same thing for myself. I can only live off of soda for so long before my organs crap out.

Miles: It's cool.

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Brandon: Ugh, I was the messiest bitch ever on the day that I finally wrapped. I literally could not stop crying. It wasn’t cute.

Brandon: We just have to make an effort to see everyone, you know? I’m sure we’re all going to get really busy but we have to make that extra effort to get together.

Brandon: We’ve just been down this road before is all.

Miles: You're the messiest bitch ever at any slightly emotional event. No but really, I was a messy bitch too. Just not as messy as you were.

Miles: Yeah you're right. I've already seen Alisha a few times since we wrapped. Dylan's been busy being a big rockstar lately so it's been a while since I've talked to him.

Miles: Yeah. I know. Which is why I said nevermind.

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alex standall season 1 - season 4

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Ben: Stop!! I have one super emo day a month and then it passes. Let me live and sob into my pillow until at least 11 PM tonight, then you can judge me. God, no. Not yet. But now I'm scared. Maybe I'll just stop on the second to last episode... that way I never have to see all the sad shit and can live in blissful ignorance.

Miles: You only have one emo day a month? I feel like my entire month is filled with emo days. Then maybe I'll have one or two happy days thrown in to keep it balanced. But the second to last episode ends on a cliffhanger and you're just going to want to watch the finale to see what happens. It's going to hook you in, I just know it.