feel free to change any pronouns, etc. || may contain some nsfw!
“Just saying it could be.”
“You can kill me, but I will regret it.”
“[Name], what the fuck, quit chasing me!”
“Someone is killing people.”
“Why did he put ‘kind’ in brackets?”
“Sorry, just a little joke I like to do.”
“I’m never wearing pants ever again.”
“This is great; this is a good rebranding.”
“I just scream and when I hear the echoes coming back, I know there’s a wall coming up.”
“I wasn’t actually that confident, it was more of a fifty-fifty.”
“’Laughing My Old Lumbago K’Something’– I-I dunno, he’s making up online leet speak things.”
“Sure, we killed a few innocents along the way, but sometimes that sorta thing just happens.”
“It’s called patrolling.”
“If I could speak to him as a ghost, I’d say, ‘It’s not your fault,’ but, like- it clearly is.”
“Okay, now you went too far!”
“I’m not sure what even happened; I think everyone just left.”
“Didn’t want to lie, but you forced my hand.”
“I don’t have my glasses and I can’t see without my glasses.”
“The important thing is, a new friendship is blossoming.”
“God– all of my partners leave me.”
“Peace is a lie; there is only passion – true passion – we gain strength – true strength – victory.”
“What are you drinking and can I have some?”
“Well, [Name] has a lot to answer for now.”
“Join us– be a pacifist and have fun times with us!”
“[Name], you bet get ready for the best group hug of your life.”
“It might’ve been good enough for me, but that doesn’t mean it was the truth, unfortunately.”
“I think we’re moving beyond friends– [Name] took off all their clothes–”
“The only way to remain a pacifist and preserve human life is by killing people.”
“Bye-bye! Don’t kill my friend ever again!”
“We may have lost, but we looked great doing it.”
“It really be like that sometimes.”
“I gotta try to defend myself, but in an honest way by just seeming stupid.”
“I guess, in a way, being stupid comes naturally to me because it’s working.”
“I don’t know why these people don’t just leave.”
“I don’t know if he doesn’t understand or he just, deep down, doesn’t like me.”
“What does that even mean?”
“You literally had one job.”
“I’ve been lying the entire time.”
“I’m just going the most brazen strategies and it’s somehow working.”
“This ship is a friendship.”
“I seem totally rational right now; I’m sure they trust me.”
“What’s a good Shrek quote for a time like this?”
“Sure, it’s big enough, but look at the location!”
“You’re the Donkey to my Shrek.”
“Shrek is a hero, just like in the hit film ‘Shrek 2′.”
“’Tell me why,’ as the great philosophers, Backstreet Boys, said.”
“This is the part where you run away.”
“Yeah, I don’t know what I’ve stumbled into here.”
“Winning doesn’t matter, friendships do.”
“‘Whit’– a combination of what and shit.”
“He is not in our friendship circle.”
“I’ve never met an ocean before.”
“Oh, I win by default– my favorite type of victory!”
“They finally had the confidence to sing ‘Barbie Girl’.”
“I know he wants to kill me, I just don’t know if he has the ability to.”
“They keep flipping between they love me and they fucking despise me.”
“We all go down together.”
“Get away– I don’t want you anymore!”
“Um, I don’t know, you give off good vibes.”
“They’re all jealous of what me and [Name] have!”
“They don’t really hold the same weight, do they?”
“I can’t use the computer– Oh my God, I’m a boomer!”
“No wonder I’m in fecking denial– I’m miserable because I keep losing friends!”
“My parents warned me about people like you.”
“’Denial’ /is/ my middle name, after all– and my first and last– In fact, it’s my only name.”
“How- how is that possible? I don’t understand!”
“I made a horrible, horrible call.”
“I’m the defender of the stupid; I gotta protect my own kind.”
