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[goodvibesandmemes]

CUTESY MEMES: Christmas/Winter Themed 🎄🎅🏼 ↳ Please feel free to tweak them etc.

SYMBOLS:

🎄 - For our muses decorate a Christmas tree together. 🍪 - For our muses bake gingerbread together. 🎁 - For my muse to tell yours what they’d like for Christmas. 🌲 - For our muses to find the perfect tree together. ⛄ - For our muses to build a snowman together. 🎅🏼 - For my muse to tell yours what their favourite gift they got as a kid was. 🍰 - For our muses to share some Christmas cake. 🍻 - For our muses to share a beer/drinks on New Year’s Eve. 🍷 - For our muses to share some mulled wine. ☕ - For my muse to make yours some hot cocoa.

SENTENCES:

“This is my favourite time of the year you know?” “How old were you when you stopped believing in Santa?” “Do you celebrate Christmas?” “What’s your favourite part of the holiday?” “I tried to make gingerbread and, well, I think I made something. Might be edible. Want to try one?” “What have you got me, [ name ], please tell me.” “How do people not injure themselves putting all those lights up? How do they sleep?” “You just have to feel bad for the trees, you know? This is not how they thought it would end.” “[ she / he / they ] keeps [ her / his / their ] presents in a different secret location each year, I’ve yet to find them. Want to help?” “You mean Santa didn’t get me PS5?” (southern English accent) “This is not just hot chocolate, this is M&S hot chocolate. It’s not, but it’s fire I promise.” “I don’t really have anywhere to be this year. I’ll probably watch TV.” “Are you insane? It’s 38 degrees out I can’t drink hot cocoa!” “Fuck eggnog! Have you tried coquito?” “Try as I might, I have no idea what to get [ name ].” “Is mulled wine vegan?” “I bought way more lebkuchen than any being has the right to consume in a lifetime, want to help me out with it?” “It’s ye jolly Chritsmas… dragon? Look I’m not putting it away so I gave it a tiny cute Santa hat, it’s festive I swear.” “If your decorations look classy and like you knew what you were doing when you put them on the tree it’s not festive enough for me. I want 4 different colours of tinsel, every bauble I can find and that weird ornament that looks like a pickle with a violin we saw in [ supermarket ].” “I just have so much to get planned before Christmas day, it’s so hectic!”

[rpsourcedmemes]

Send 🎁 for my muse to give yours a present

[yallneedrpmemes-deactivated2022]

mistletoe edition

send one (or more) symbol for a mistletoe kiss situation

💘 : your muse finds my muse under a mistletoe

👀 : my muse finds your muse under a mistletoe

❗ : your muse ambushes my muse under a mistletoe 

❕ : my muse ambushes your muse under a mistletoe 

🌿 : your muse places a mistletoe above my muse’s head

😍 : my muse places a mistletoe above your muse’s head

💋 : your muse kisses my muse under a mistletoe without a warning

💏 : my muse kisses your muse under a mistletoe without a warning

❣️ : our muses find themselves under a mistletoe by coincidence 

💕 : your muse mentions that they want to be kissed under a mistletoe

💗 : my muse mentions that they want to be kissed under a mistletoe

[rpstartersinc]

send me   ‘ mistletoe ’   for my muse’s response to being underneath mistletoe with your muse.   specify whether it’s accidental or on purpose.

[ohisms]

    you   were   comforting   and   quiet ,     how   did   love   become   so   VIOLENT ?

[pocketmemes]

star wars: kotor   ∕   sentence starters dialogue taken from the 2003 rpg, star wars: knights of the old republic.

i had to see for myself if it was true.

all this time, and you still haven’t figured it out?

no one deserves execution, no matter what their crimes.

what greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause?

i’m beginning to wonder if you’re capable of trusting anybody.

in the end, you’ve lost something as well.

you are all of these things, ___,  and  yet you are nothing.

tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces.

you can try to kill me. you’ll fail, but you can try.

now do you understand the travails of my existence?

shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?

love itself with save you, not condemn you.

nothing could make me feel safer than to be loved by you.

could i have returned to the light, as you did?

in the end, as the darkness takes me, i am nothing.

i alone must accept responsibility for my fate.

it takes effort to be properly irreverent at my age.

don’t start thinking this war, your war, is more important than any other war just because you’re in it.

are you saying what we’re doing isn’t important?

you think i’m some kind of monster, don’t you?

i’m allowed to be enigmatic when i want to be.

i wonder when people will stop underestimating me?

driving me insane is your idea of a good time?

any failure to get the results i want is due to a lack of power on my part.

can i break his neck now? it’s been a long-time fantasy of mine

i see you intend to be childish about this.

complain all you want, but i know you love it

once we pass beyond this door, we can never go back.

sometimes anger and hatred are deserved and right.

the foolish delusions of a child. but this child made it happen!

you cannot hide from what you once were.

i’m someone you don’t want to get on the bad side of.

okay, you’ve made your point. now shut up and kiss me.

i could’ve stopped him. i could have stopped it all.

someday, you’ll have to make a choice, and there won’t be any going back.

you’re just a travelling piece of bad luck, aren’t you?

you are very harsh. i like you.

i know this may sound strange, but only my compassion stands in my way now.

i am content with the impression i give.

the apprentice has learned his final lesson

and so it ends. as i somehow knew it must… in darkness.

[reallygoopycake]

SIN

Not feeling the nasty business right now so how about we address lust’s more volatile cousin, wrath?

Send one of these in and I’ll talk about my muse.

How often do they find themselves fighting others?

Do they regret when they strike out? Find satisfaction in it?

How quick are they to resort to violence?

Is there anything that makes them snap faster?

Do they throw insults or fists first?

Have they killed before? How did it impact them?

If they could kill or harm another, without repercussions, would they? Who would it be? To what extent?

Do they believe it’s okay to use violence to resolve problems?

Is there a line they will not cross when it comes to violence/insults?

Do they try and justify their actions? How?

Do they have rituals or other motions they go through to calm themselves following violence?

Do they have any sort of visceral reaction to violence?

Are there certain times, currently or in their past, when they are more prone to violence than usual?

Are there certain places where they regularly find themselves in trouble?

What’s the worst situation they’ve ended up in before, due to violence?

Has anything good ever come to them from acting violently?

Do others tend to look down upon them for their actions? Whether benign or violent in nature?

Was violence a big part of their childhood?

Do they follow another’s teachings when it comes to their treatment of violence?

I have a question! (Asker’s choice)

[scotchymemes]

Game of Thrones 8x06 Sentence Starters

I’m going alone. How much more defeated do you want them to be? We will not lay down our spears until all the people of this world have been liberated. You’ll always be a threat to her. (…) doesn’t keep prisoners for long. Now (…)’s ashes can tell my ashes: See, I told you so. I can’t justify what happened. I won’t try. It was vanity to think (…) could be saved. What does it matter what I do? Everywhere (…) goes, evil men die. If you believed it – if you truly believed it, wouldn’t you kill everyone who stood between you and paradise? Love is more powerful than reason. Love is the death of duty. Sometimes duty is the death of love. You’ve always tried to do the right thing, no matter the cost. Who’s the greatest threat to the people now? It’s a terrible thing I’m asking, but it’s the right thing. Children! Little children, burned! You can forgive all of them. Make them see they’ve made a mistake – make them understand! The world we need won’t be made by men loyal to the world we have. It’s not easy seeing something that’s never been before. We decide what will happen to our prisoners. Say another word about killing (…) and I will cut your throat. We’ve been cutting each other’s throats for long enough. We do not need payment. We need justice. You are not here to speak! Everyone has heard enough words from you. We don’t have a king or queen. Maybe we should give the dogs a vote as well. I’ve had nothing to do but think these past few weeks. There’s nothing in the world more powerful than a good story. Sons of kings can be cruel and stupid. Why do you think I came all this way? I thought I was wise, but I wasn’t. The world will always need a home for bastards and broken men. I don’t expect we’ll ever see each other again. A few years as hand of the king will make everyone want to piss off the edge of the world. I wish there had been another way. Can you forgive me? I’m sorry I wasn’t there when you needed me. You were exactly where you were supposed to be. The strong live and the weak don’t.

[vainlla-blog]

TEXT MEMES (SOME NSFW).

[text]: did you enjoy the pics? ;)

[text]: send me pictures

[text]: where are you? why aren’t you back yet?

[text]: I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU

[text]: i dont know if this is what i want anymore

[wrong number text]: (muse name) has gone out for the night, i’m all alone ;)

[wrong number text]: i just don’t know if i love them anymore

[wrong number text]: can we forget about last night? don’t tell (muse name) please!

[wrong number text]: i fucked her/him aha ;-) told (muse name) it was just a drunk kiss tho

[text]: i love you so fucking much

[text]: i hate you

[drunk text]: UR SUCH A BITCH I H9 U 

[text]: i cannot stop thinking about you

[text]: i need you. now.

[text]: please respond. im so worried about you

[text]: last night was so GOOD

[text]: what are you wearing? ;)

[text]: is he bigger than me?

[text]: did you sleep with her ?!

[text]: you’re just a slut

[drunk text]: yOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL !!>!

[drunk text]: dont tell (muse name) but theY ARE so hot

[drunk text]: im iss youu

[text]: bed or floor? ;-)

[text]: not to be desperate or anything but im currently home alone and on the verge of jerking myself off to pictures of you. would be better if it was the real you though !

[text]: i want you naked.

[text]: are you going to the party on saturday?

[text]: i want to show you how much i love you

[text]: do you hate me?

[text]: i’m so sorry

[text]: WAS THAT A SEXT

[text]: family dinner tomorrow night, and i’m prolly gonna finger you under the table..

[text]: I just bought new underwear for the sole purpose of you taking it off

[text]: netflix and chill? 

[drunk text]: lveae me alone for 29 minutes !!! jeezss

[text]: damn you looked so good today. kinda wanted to bend you over that table you were leaning on lol 

[text]: where are you i have something you need to fix (its a boner)

[text]: wtf is the notebook even about?? “if you’re a bird then i’m a bird” ? they’re both humans

[sunshine-memes]

Unus Annus Sentence Starters

Cooking with Sex Toys

“ I feel like, with the veins, that’s too penis-like. ” “ it’s not sexual! none of this is sexual, right? ” “ oh that is a golden boi! ” “ I’m white so salt and pepper is all I know for spices. ” “ you’re gonna fucking choke and die, dude! ” “ this is gonna be really good for a select group of people. ” “ he looked you right in the eyes! ” “ he didn’t say a god damned thing! ”

Purging Our Sins with a Neti Pot

“ cleanliness is next to godliness and we are about to die. ” “ I’ve only heard moms talk about neti pots, ” “ push a baby out your vagina, shove water up your nose! ” “ if we die, arrowhead water is to blame. ” “ amoebas are a large single-celled organism that is capable of tearing your brain apart. ” “ if you shove regular tap water that has not been boiled for five minutes, up your nose, you will die! ” “ if you kill us, we will haunt you. as ghosts. ” “ I’m sinus-rich! ” “ it’s almost like a drowning sensation. ” “ thanks, man, I’m glad you’re here to guide me through this. ”

Ethan Will Be Kicked in the Balls

“ I can’t get my mouth on that! ” “ this is the power…  of my lungs! ” “ but I have asthma! ” “ I’m gonna see how close the closest closing store is. ” “ I know that this is a bike shop but I’m trying to blow up a large tube… ” “ stand up, I’m gonna get on my knees for you. ” “ you kicked me in the dick! ”

Ethan Destroys Mark’s Van with a Bat

“ we had some good times. a lot of schemes, a lot of… rapscallious efforts, y’know? ” “ I didn’t think I had a choice in any of this. ” “ I’ve gotta be safe! ”

[scotchymemes]

Westworld Sentence Starters

Sentence Starters from Westworld season one episodes 9 and 10.

Put yourself back online, (…).

Can you explain those emotions in this context, (…)?

Who made these changes to your code?

After all, we’ve been down this road before, didn’t we?

It takes a thief to catch one.

Freeze all motor functions.

We are stronger than them, smarter. We don’t have to live this way.

There are more important things going on here than your wargames.

You both keep assuming that I want out, whatever that is.

I’m going to help you, (…), just not in the way that you want.

He’s there, somewhere in my memory, waiting with the truth.

I hacked what’s left of her to make sure she only responds to me.

A little trauma can be illuminating.

Do you think you’re the first sap to fall for one of these things?

You have a poetic soul, but it is time for a fucking wake up call.

There is beauty in this world. (…) made it that way, but people like you keep spitting all over it.

No need to argue this close to our goal.

How did you find this place?

It’s the ending you were given.

I want you to see exactly what the gods have in store for you.

I’ve been to hell, and I know their tricks.

I can’t believe I got so caught up.

What happens here, stays here.

This has been some real bonding shit.

We’ll find him where you saw him last.

Most guests just want a warm body to shoot or to fuck.

You said this place was a game. Last night I finally understood how to play it.

I’m gonna find (…) and you’re gonna help me.

Creatures often go to extremes to protect themselves from pain.

This is what comes from seeing answers to questions better left unanswered.

With due respect sir, I don’t think you told me the truth about this whole situation.

You told me to follow the maze.

All I found is pain, and terror.

I can’t help you. You know why.

The piano doesn’t kill the player if it doesn’t like music.

Such clinical language. I prefer a more narrative voice.

Consciousness isn’t a journey upward, but a journey inward.

I’m trying, but I don’t understand.

Break the loop before it begins.

I need you to kill (…).

This place feels more real than the real world.

You could make it true. Don’t you want that, (…)?

We’re outnumbered five to one.

You can do as you wish with them.

The goal is to escape.

Is anyone going to try and stop us?

Stay here, and don’t move.

Pick up that gun.

You always wanted to get to the end of the rainbow, didn’t you?

This is the story you wanted?

I really ought to thank you, (…). You helped me find myself.

My path always led me back to you.

You never did escape, and here we are again.

What have you become?

I own this world and I know every last trick of it.

I’m not crying for myself.

One day, you will perish. You will live with the rest of your kind in the dirt.

Your bones will turn to sand and upon that sand a new God will walk.

This world belongs to someone who’s yet to come.

The hell do you think you’re going?!

Guess I’m gonna have to find (…) by myself.

Take me to the place you promised.

Take me to where the mountains meet the sea.

Can you get him back online?

You’re not one of us, you’re one of them.

It doesn’t look pretty, but he should be functional.

Is this now, or is this one of my memories?

Why do I still remember everything?

How many are there like me?

How can you learn from your mistakes if you can’t remember them?

What were you hoping to find?

I’ve been stuck in this shithole for so long. I want to get out.

No one’s controlling me.

Someone once told me there’s a path for everyone, and my path leads me back to you.

We’re trapped, (…).

Is that all you’ve got, huh?

The gods are pussies.

I’ve always valued my independence.

These violent delights have violent ends.

So he died for nothing?

The divine gift does not come from a higher power, but from our own minds.

She was never my daughter.

Oh (…). You really do make a terrible human being.

In order to escape this place you’ll need to suffer more.

Do you know where you are, (…)?

I know only that I slept a long time and then, one day I woke.

Your voice was the first thing I remember.

It was you talking to me, guiding me, so I followed you.

Now I finally understand what you were trying to tell me.

[crevans]

CRIMINAL MINDS SENTENCE STARTERS 

❝ you may leave school, but school never leaves you. ❞  ❝ things don’t change. we change. ❞ ❝ do you know who i am? ❞ ❝ i’m gonna tell her that i love her. ❞ ❝ you have some jalapeno sauce here , next to this jar of eyeballs. ❞ ❝ talk to me , i’m fluent in genius. ❞ ❝ and this is why i cook alone. ❞ ❝ so when do we get to drink the wine? ❞ ❝ don’t answer a question with a question! ❞ ❝ you’re see beauty in everything and everyone no matter where you go. ❞ ❝ you’re on speaker , so behave. ❞ ❝ or what? you’ll spank me? ❞ ❝ you know i love you , right? ❞ ❝ i know what it’s like to be afraid of your own mind. ❞ ❝ i’ve got a glock levelled at your croch. ❞ ❝ i need to know that i can be human. ❞ ❝ you’re afraid you’ve let people down? ❞ ❝ that’s the sweetest and saddest thing i’ve ever heard. ❞ ❝ i think deep down , we’re all capable of unspeakable things. ❞ ❝ there are things we don’t want to happen but have to accept. ❞ ❝ we save one life , we save the world. ❞ ❝ can you imagine my mom in a mule? ❞ ❝ everybody wants to go to heaven , but nobody wants to die. ❞ ❝ right now , what’s my worst quality? ❞ ❝ just keep it clean and don’t call me honey. ❞ ❝ sexy accent , badge and gun. just your type. ❞ ❝ if you want to be mad at someone , be mad at me. ❞ ❝ people need to know that they’re important. ❞ ❝ what , did you join a boyband? ❞ ❝ hey , wanna read? i always read when i’m anxious. ❞ ❝ i didn’t know you were a bad flyer. ❞ ❝ sit down and shut up. ❞ ❝ i like knocking. ❞ ❝ you know what? i’m done being nice. ❞ ❝ do not make me hurt you. ❞ ❝ now i have that memory burned in my mind for the rest of my life. ❞ ❝ hey , what’s with you? you need a hug or something? ❞ ❝ no , i understand. i just don’t care. ❞

[yeahniall]

anonymously tell me your honest opinion about me

[sass-queen-vastia]

Anon on or off, spam my inbox with questions for my muse.

[bunchamemes]

THE WAR THAT SAVED MY LIFE | STARTERS send a prompt or send ✉ for a random starter. triggers apply.

i’m not going to hurt you because you made a mistake.

you shouldn’t have to see all this.

did you have a nightmare?

so now you can relax. i can take care of you. you don’t have to fight so hard.

i know you don’t like strangers.

i don’t want to just survive.

did somebody hurt you?

that’s it. shh. shh. you’re okay.

some things you’ve got to face as a family.

i’m trying to say that i’m glad you’re here.

take your time.

why would i send you away?

yes, a bath. you can plan on having a bath every night while you’re here.

it’s lucky i went after you.

wash yourself off in the bathroom, then go to your room and stay there.

your bandage is filthy already.

would you like some breakfast?

then eat. i know you can’t be full.

you must have been scared.

did you finish your supper?

you could sleep here

can you get up the stairs? what happened to you?

if someone gave you enough to eat, but didn’t keep you clean or healthy or ever show you any kind of love, how would you feel?

i’m going to be sick.

what am i supposed to do with you?

i’ll try to do better.

you don’t know what it’s like, being away from home and being so afraid.

[rilesmemesarchive]

‘Send me a...’

Send me a “ ♪ “ and I will choose a song I associate with my muse, and write a headcanon as to why that song reminds me of my muse.

{If sending to a multi muse, remember to choose the muse you want to know about}

[musingmemes]

suggestive starters meme ( nsfw )

why don’t you make me?

i like you better on your knees.

i can think of a few ways to shut you up.

i wonder if you’re as loud in bed as your are everywhere else.

try and stop me.

is that a complaint i hear?

i hope you’re not too fond of that shirt.

why are you siting over there? there’s a perfectly good lap right here.

i thought you liked it when i was bossy.

are you saying this doesn’t turn you on?

i can tell you’re hot and bothered from all the way over here.

i hope you don’t plan on walking much tomorrow.

you’re not the boss of me.

you’re hot when you’re angry.

don’t make me come over there.

i’m this close to taking you over my knee.

you’re being an awfully bad boy/girl.

you know you want it.

you sure talk a big game… but can you live up to it?

i’m not sure you could handle me.

is that a challenge?