Kate's RP Memes

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[katesmemes]

#KATESMEMES. just call me kate ; 25+ ; sentence starters meme hub. accepting requests & suggestions !

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feel free to change any pronouns, etc. || may contain some nsfw!

“Do fairy tales come true?”

“Dreams come true.”

“Fairy tales aren’t just about finding princes, they’re about fulfilling your dreams and standing up for what you believe in.”

“Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.”

“The only fairy tales in my life were the ones I read in books.”

“People go to school so they can get jobs; you already have a job, so it’s like skipping a step.”

“Oh, I’ve talked to her…in my mind.”

“Lemme tell ya- in my mind, she wants me so bad.”

“I swear, people like [Name] and [Name] are genetically programmed to find each other.”

“They don’t even know I exist.”

“Greetings, [Name], you look absolutely stunning today as per usual.”

“I’m just trying to keep my options open.”

“[Name], you sure do have a knack for taking something simple and making it beautiful.”

“Love her dress, hate her.”

“I’m sorry, this was a really big mistake.”

“Well, I’ll take what I can get.”

“I like a girl with a hearty appetite.”

“I think I just saw the life flash before your eyes.”

“Did you see the part where I run away?”

“Maybe you were looking, but you weren’t really seeing.”

“You just totally harshed my mellow.”

“We are completely different classes of human.”

“Do you ever feel like if you show someone who you really are, they won’t accept you?”

“Waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought.”

“Everyone’s counting on you, alright?”

“I’ll tell you how it ends, okay?”

“You’re throwing away your dream!”

“You gotta love high school…”

“I can pay for those parking tickets!”

“I’ve never seen [item/noun] before!”

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out of context sentence starters based off of things said by my bff and i while playing bg3 || feel free to change any pronouns, etc. || may contain some nsfw!

can i spit on you from here?

why am i naked?

no! why did you kill him? he was our buddy!

i didn’t know it was him, i got confused!

he said ‘collateral damage’? say less

dude stop your huffing and puffing, get over it

fuck her, the bitch can die

pot, meet kettle, ya dumb cunt

yeah we killed the devil, it's fine

ha, you missed me anyway, ya dumbass

shut up, short father can kiss my ass

we gotta get the lungs, remember?

why am i all blurry?

he had to put his stink on you

that’s ugly; we love to see it

that kinda looks like spaghetti a little bit…

well, thanks for ruining spaghetti forever for me

i'm gonna knock the mustache right off of his face

all these men wanna fuck me

i wanna hug youuuuu

i guess i'm with the love of my life, allegedly

he’s so big

that’s what she said

i bet you like his sweet meat

they know he's gay!

is she angey?

don't heal the fucking spider, christ almighty

i think she's dead, what about you?

all signs point to yes

that’s what he gets for living

he doesn't deserve life

why am i always encumbered?!

you know he’s got a dump truck back there

do all you do is miss? just curious

heal yourself you fucking failure

yeah it's pristine alright, here's a bunch of rotten food

we're having a full pig and some wine

that's an obscene amount of bread

he's gay, he's gotta stone him to death

we should talk to these stupid kids first

maybe i want to suffocate and die

he's american, he’s got the power of god and anime on his side

that was worth it for the achievement, not for sparing their lives but for the achievement

look what being a skank ass bitch did for her, now she's dead

if you want to kiss me you can, i deserve it

i'm not educated enough to know what that means

just kill yourself, literally kill yourself

you got this, you got this, you got this- oh. you don't got this

you just had to fucking say it didn't you?

do you wanna fuck me yet?

not that we care about your life, we just need your loot

i wanna find that guy so we can kill him and take his shit

LET’S KILL HIM… just kidding…

see, you failed. that's what you get for saying it's easy 

how is the sword surprised??

he had a bad life, not just a bad day

i'm gay i don't have morals

we gonna kill her, we gonna kill you, we gonna kill [name], we don't give a fuck 

sluttiness is a privilege

you're just gonna have to burn, bitch

oh he is gonna split him in half

i had to knock her out with a salami

if it's there, i'm gonna take it. it's as simple as that

if only i was taller, then she'd have nothing left

the house of grief? that's where she's gonna need to go when she realizes her house has been ransacked 

we all get to share one whole salami

one salami is all you need to knock a bitch out

we happily delivered death to all of them

i just had to tell [name] he can suck my blood tonight… among other things

dude not only am i gonna waste your time, i'm gonna waste your life 

jesus, he's fucking crispy!

if i'm stupid then what are you?

stupid

he's pathetic and it makes me sad

i like how he has a bunch of piles of gold because we're stupid and can't do math

i'm gonna kill someone, maybe myself, i haven't decided yet

he got some strong daggers

aw, suck

jesus christ [name], he's immune to poison you stupid moron!

remember when we knocked you out, stole your clothes and left you naked on the floor? good times

left you with your tits out

i'm actually selling him intestines

sorry kid, shouldn't have been a goblin

where is he going? to the grave

that dude had some bad hair, i'm glad he's dead

i'm just gonna kill myself then, that's fine

you've got mushrooms growing out of your titty i don't know how much i can trust you

don't be mean to [name], she can't help how she is

can you stop trying to kill yourself

that's why her rats are so big, they're full of secrets

i'm surprised he's not dead- oh, wait. now he's dead

her chlamydia sword is not doing its job

he must not have had anything before with his ass decay

you broke her concentration and then you broke her

their pronouns are zom/bae

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feel free to change any pronouns, etc. || may contain some nsfw!

“Ugh, [Name], are you listening?”

“She had the nerve to say my idea was shallow.”

“I just prefer a happy ending, y’know?”

“She always has to make everything about her, but… I mean, at my expense?”

“Was that really necessary?”

“I just think the book would’ve been better if they’d have gotten married at the end.”

“She didn’t need to put you on the spot though, I guess…”

“Why don’t you try making some new friends?”

“You always complain about [thing/topic/etc].”

“You’re still thinking about promises you made when you were sixteen?”

“I never thought we’d see each other again…”

“You never know when it’ll be the last time.”

“I’m surprised your parents haven’t put you up for adoption.”

“No thanks, I don’t want anything.”

“Stay away from my girlfriend from now on, got it?”

“I’d definitely rather work with animals than people.”

“Hey, I’m glad we got to know each other a little better.”

“Thank you for being here tonight.”

“Sorry if I’m being weird…”

“Sorry, [Name] always says I talk too much.”

“Prepare to have your mind blown!”

“It’s not my fault if beer goes straight through me!”

“I’m really good at it, promise!”

“You look really nice today, [Name]!”

“Don’t feel like you gotta suck up to her, [Name].”

“[Name], you are so weird sometimes!”

“Girls aren’t supposed to like bugs!”

“I wonder if they’ll actually get married…”

“I just gotta pretend like I’m skateboarding.”

“You’re kinda weird, y’know that?”

“If that had been me, I would’ve like, died of shame right there.”

“What’d you think of me when we first met?”

“I thought you were gonna call me again before you left, [Name]!”

“I can smoke inside and no one can stop me!”

“Is this an indirect kiss?”

“Guys don’t even, like, know I exist.”

“You’re cute, y’know?”

“[Name] was mostly there for moral support.”

“I mean… It’s not perfect, but it’s a total improvement, at least.”

“This is gonna look so cute on you!”

“You’ll never catch me in therapy.”

“I think she’d really dig you.”

“Hey, when you’re famous…promise you won’t forget about me?”

“So many people just like…live these boring lives and then they die and like…no one even remembers them.”

“I’ll remember you even after I die.”

“Have you ever wanted to like…lay a curse on someone…?”

“Couldn’t we have done this anywhere but here?”

“I’m starting to remember why we were so close.”

“Where would you go—like, if you could go anywhere in the world?”

“I’m afraid that no one will ever love me…”

“You don’t still believe in all that hocus pocus, do you…?”

“I’m just trying to keep things light, okay?”

“I feel like I’m on the edge of a dream…”

“Uh, maybe I’m crazy, but is this our fault…?”

“You didn’t say the magic word…”

“Please? Pretty please with sugar on top?”

“Things are finally going right for me…”

“I’m fucking sick of your bullshit!”

“You’re such an ass-kisser… Do [Name]’s boots taste good?”

“Bet you’d suck his dick.”

“I wasn’t talking to you, you dumb bitch.”

“Fuck off already.”

“[Name] doesn’t want us to fight.”

“Y’know, I gotta ask, what’s with all the makeup?”

“I want us to stick together forever, and if anyone tries to stop us, they can go fuck themselves!”

“Nah, I’m not doing this…”

“I don’t listen to fucking losers.”

“I mean, does it even matter anymore?”

“Not here, [Name], someone might be listening…”

“Sorry, I’m not trying to be negative.”

“Are you a mind reader or something?”

“You’re gonna hurt yourself, seriously!”

“I hate you! I hate you so much!”

“I’m looking out for you, [Name]!”

“I knew you’d hurt her!”

[katesmemes]

Can I please have some sentence starters for Hard Promises (1991)?

Hey! Sorry for the delay, but here you go!

[katesmemes]

feel free to change any pronouns, etc. || may contain some nsfw!

“Look at this; I got promoted!”

“That’s a great shirt!”

“Are you growing a mustache?”

“Kinda jumps out at ya, don’t it?”

“Take me home, please?”

“Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

“Can I go with you? I hate [Location].”

“Oh, god—he’s here!”

“Whatever you do, do not let him in.”

“Why’d you want me to come home if you don’t wanna see me?”

“Who said I wanted you to come home?”

“Go away!”

“Did you cut your hair?”

“I swear to god I’ll call the sheriff!”

“Well, it’s nice to see you too, [Name].”

“I’m gonna break the window!”

“Okay, I’m not gonna break the goddamn window!”

“I’m gonna bring over some home-baked cookies!”

“[Name], honey, c’mon, we gotta talk.”

“I’m finally doing one smart thing in my life and you are not gonna talk me out of it!”

“Talk to me, [Name], just say something nice.”

“You need a haircut.”

“You have to fight it; just fight it.”

“Don’t let up; don’t let him anywhere near you.”

“I never noticed his butt before.”

“You’re supposed to be helping me!”

“All I want is a family; a real family!”

“Where are my goddamn cigarettes?!”

“He’s not gonna make me feel guilty.”

“Don’t you dare feel guilty!”

“Y’know, I didn’t get married to be alone.”

“[Name] is the best thing to ever happen to you and don’t you ever forget that.”

“Are you gonna let [Name] marry [Name]?”

“I don’t want you to worry about it, okay?”

“Did I ever let you down?”

“Where are you gonna sleep tonight?”

“Wherever I am, I’m gonna dream of you.”

“I am not leaving until I get to talk to you…alone.”

“You never listen to me anyway.”

“I ask you to do something for me and you just go ahead and do whatever you want.”

“You never think about how I feel or what I want.”

“I am here, which is more than I can say for you most of the time.”

“Is there anyone else on the block who wants to come? I mean, we could turn this into a field trip!”

“This is none of your business so get your butt outta here!”

“So you’re really pissed…why?”

“I love you…and that’s why I can’t let you marry [Name].”

“Hey, [Name],” punches “I feel better.”

“He’ll charm the pants off you one minute and have you cooling in the breeze the next.”

“You don’t want to end up like me.”

“I don’t know if I can be friends with both of you.”

“I’m gonna be there for you, okay?”

“Just leave and we’ll forget about it.”

“Do you have anything you wanna say?”

“Love and respect are not the same thing.”

“You’re gonna be just fine; you just need to walk and breath.”

“Could I have a moment with [Name]?”

“Did you ever think about what I was doing while you were off on one of your adventures?”

“I know you screwed around; it hurts me.”

“You don’t need me to feel special.”

“You’re my home.”

“You used our home like a motel.”

“You don’t love me anymore?”

“I’ve seen them together in town; they get along real good.”

“You don’t have a lot, but you don’t have a lot to worry about, just what you want to do tomorrow.”

“Please let me in; I wanna talk to you…”

“What I do is important to me!”

“I’m a terrible mother…”

“Kids don’t know what’s best for them.”

“You look real pretty, [Name].”

Relax, I’m not here to cause any trouble.”

“You’re a good guy, [Name], but you still can’t have my wife.”

“Are you taking me home?”

“She knows you love her.”

“See, I ain’t that bad a guy.”

“I was scared to be alone with you.”

“I didn’t mean what I said…”

“I do love you…”

“I love you too…”

“You didn’t have to sleep on the couch.”

“Well, I wasn’t ready for your mouth.”

“You told me you love me last night, remember?”

“I do love you, but I can’t go back to what we had before.”

“You’re really going through with this…?”

“I don’t want you to be miserable for me…”

“So, you kinda love him, don’t you?”

“Let's go for a ride.”

“I think I’m gonna leave today.”

“You’ll still come to see me, won’t you?”

“You never make plans that far in advance…”

“You don’t have to make me promises, I’ll love you anyway.”

“I’m just gonna try and do better.”

“There’s a lot of places I’ve seen and a lot of places I haven’t, but I think I should save the best places for you.”

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feel free to change any pronouns, etc. || may contain some nsfw!

“Mmm… That’s really good!”

“Um, how much do I owe you?”

“Who’s gonna pay for that, asshole?”

“I told you, I’m not having sex with you.”

“I’m still not having sex with you.”

“You know how important this is to me.”

“When that special moment happens… I just… I want it to be perfect…”

“Oh my god, are you getting a cold?”

“I need you so bad right now, you have no idea…”

“How do you know my name?”

“It’s me, [Name]!”

“I don’t know what happened.”

“I woke up this morning like this.”

“This is, by far, the worst day of my life!”

“I should’ve made love to you when I had the chance…”

“Because you are so beautiful and perfect, certain people might misconstrue some of the mean and hurtful things you say and do to them.”

“So you’re saying people think I’m perfect…?”

“Damn, I love the smell of fresh cut grass!”

“I mean, we sleep in the same bed; might as well be separate countries.”

“That is, like, so sad.”

“Get a new conditioner; your ends are totally split.”

“I got you, babe, don’t worry about it.”

“I thought everything was fine, but I guess I was wrong.”

“Whoever left these towels over here is an asshole.”

“She’s the most amazing girl in the whole world.”

“That is the gayest thing I’ve ever heard.”

“She’s the only girl who makes my heart beat faster and slower at the same time.”

“When I’m not with her, I’m not living…”

“I’m only existing until I can hold her in my arms again.”

“Gay, gay, gay, gay.”

“Can I help you find something?”

“This would be very unnatural for me in at least five different ways!”

“You are a beautiful and very desirable woman.”

“It’s not what you think—”

“Y’know, I really thought I was in love…”

“Love’s when you can’t even imagine what your life would be like without that other person, when words don’t come close to how your heart really feels.”

“How much money you got?”

“You’re my [Relation], and I accept you for who you are.”

“I just wanna meet you halfway.”

“Why do you have to keep embarrassing me in front of my friends?”

“If you’re not gonna help me, I’m gonna do it myself!”

“I don’t really care about [Name] anymore.”

“There’s no one I’d rather be with here tonight.”

“You look so beautiful tonight.”

“No one has ever been there for me like you have.”

“I don’t know how I could ever thank you.”

“I am so lesbian right now.”

“If you weren’t holding onto me right now, I’d float away…”

“I know it’s crazy, but I can’t help it.”

“I’m in love with you, [Name]...”

“He’s just gonna have to accept me as I am.”

“You always said you’d love me no matter what!”

“You gotta learn to run in those heels if you’re gonna wear them.”

“You’ll always be my best friend.”

“I don’t care that you took my money, stole my dad’s car, and tried to run me down with it.”

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feel free to change any pronouns, etc. || may contain some nsfw!

“Hell is a teenage girl.”

“I guess I’m not exactly perfect, myself.”

“I recommend you shut the fuck up!”

“I used to be normal.”

“I hate this fucking song.”

“I promised [Name] I would hang out with him tonight.”

“Wear something cute, okay?”

“Those jeans are hella low, I can almost see your front butt.”

“Quit tamponing yourself and get down here!”

“You always do what [Name] tells you to do.”

“You’re totally jello.”

“You’re lime-green jello and you can’t even admit it to yourself.”

“Hey, [Name], you look really pretty.”

“You play your instruments really…super good.”

“Can I buy you a drink?”

“I’ll just play Hello Titty with the bartender.”

“That’s my best friend that you’re talking about.”

“I had to stay home the next day and sit on a frozen bag of peas.”

“He was skinny and twisted and evil like this tree I saw when I was a kid.”

“Maybe I’m going crazy.”

“You do have a tendency to overreact.”

“What is wrong with you?”

“What’s wrong with you, aside from the obvious surface flaws?”

“Well, I’m glad you didn’t die.”

“I’m crazy sorry about your profound loss.”

“You are crying about [Name], right?”

“You know when you kiss a boy for the first time, and it feels like your entire body is on vibrate?”

“She’s just staring out the window like a zombie mannequin robot statue.”

“Well, the bad luck’s gotta be over, right?”

“I mean, it can’t get any worse, right? It can’t.”

“No offense, but you look really tired.”

“Is everything okay?”

“My skin is breaking out and my hair is dull and lifeless.”

“PMS isn’t real, [Name], it was invented by the boy-run media to make us seem crazy.”

“Don’t look at me like that!”

“Um, I actually wanted to ask you something.”

“You wanna know if I’ll go out with you?”

“Well, we’ve been having a lot of fun in class, you and I, and thought maybe you’d like to go see a movie or something.”

“I’m used to boys asking me out, [Name].”

“Why don’t you just come by my place tonight?”

“It’s about this girl who’s, like, half-sushi.”

“So, are you gonna come over tonight?”

“I went to [Location] and picked up more condoms, so—”

“This isn’t really your house, is it?”

“Do you even know my last name?”

“I thought boys like you were really into vermin and death and shit.”

“But we always share your bed when we have slumber parties…”

“I’m not gonna bite you.”

“Is that my [Logo/Brand] t-shirt?”

“What the fuck is happening?!”

“I have never heard you drop the F-bomb before!”

“What do you want from me?”

“Best friends don’t keep secrets, right?”

“They’re basically like agents of Satan with really awesome haircuts.”

“I dunno if we should go through with this.”

“They did go all Benihana on my ass with that knife and it should’ve killed me, and it should’ve killed me but for some reason it didn’t.”

“Anyway, I don’t really remember what happened after that, I just know that I woke up and I found my way back to you.”

“I mean, I’m a really good friend, but I was just so hungry…”

“We’re gonna sort all this out, okay?”

“It’s like some X-Men shit, right?”

“Y’know, [Name] maybe you should talk to somebody about all these…disturbing thoughts that you’re having…”

“I think he may be having second thoughts about you.”

“We can play boyfriend-girlfriend like we used to.”

“You’re breaking up with me?”

“I just need to show you something.”

“You’re acting really fucked up.”

“[Name], I think you need help.”

“Oh my god, you don’t believe me.”

“It’s not safe for us to be together right now.”

“Didn’t you hear me calling your name?”

“I just can’t believe that she would mess with your head like this.”

“I care about you so much, [Name].”

“[Name] didn’t deserve a boy like you.”

“Oh, you’re so salty.”

“I feel so empty.”

“Why don’t you just come here and kiss me again?”

“God, do you have to undermine everything that I do?”

“You are such a player-hater.”

“Wow, nice insult Hannah Montana.”

“You were never a good friend.”

“You could have anybody that you want, [Name].”

“I go both ways.”

“I think I already died before you got here, but I woke up when I heard your voice.”

“I love you.”

“I love you too.”

“You look totally hot in that dress.”

“Oh, you’re clearly delirious.”

“You killed my fucking boyfriend, you goddamn monster!”

“You dumb bitch!”

“Do you buy all your murder weapons at Home Depot?”

“God, you’re butch.”

“I’m a different person now.”

“You just might get lucky for once in your miserable life.”

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feel free to change any pronouns, etc. || may contain some nsfw! || PART ONE HERE.

"I dunno what you're talking about."

"I don't really see how we recover from this."

"Don't be sad it's over, be happy it happened."

"You're really ungrateful."

"You're a liar."

"You have no friends and a skank as a mom, so..."

"You guys, like, could not be more different..."

"You know what I mean?"

"Oh, sorry, I'm just trying to, like, study over here."

"I'm sorry if you misread anything..."

"I shouldn't have assumed anything..."

"Girls can do anything guys can do, right?"

"You're pathetic, [Name]."

"Man, I knew women were evil..."

"Sorry, what does that have to do with anything?"

"I just followed your lead like an idiot."

"Do you care about anyone other than yourself?"

"Do you have a minute to talk?"

"If you don't wanna borrow firearms then why're you here?"

"You're too old for this shit."

"If you love the girl, go be with the girl, if not I don't care."

"I didn't understand a word of that, I'm so sorry."

"How did you find me?"

"Why are you breathing so heavy?"

"That's not the point."

"Sounds like I should get the fuck out of here right now."

"Circle of bad vibes."

"Okay, well, obviously, why would you lay it out like that?"

"Can we save the damn day?"

"[Name], this is the most important day of your life!"

"Forget your wedding, forget your funeral, fuck your bar mitzvah; this is what matters!"

"I'm sorry that I called your mom a skank, and I'm sorry for saying that you have no friends really loud in front of all of your friends, and I'm sorry for being an asshole a lot of the time- most of the- all of the time."

"Do you forgive me?"

"I don't want to interrupt this gorgeous moment, but we don't have time now."

"Well, that is obviously a red flag!"

"You are the smartest out of all of us."

"I mean, obviously I know that."

"You think I don't know that?"

"In your fucking dreams, [Name], which you don't deserve to have."

"When you sleep, it should be like, total darkness."

"I wouldn't be asking you if this wasn't important."

"We don't have time for this."

"What the frick is up?"

"This is nothing like porn at all."

"Is porn even real?"

"Can we cut the gay shit and get this show on the road?"

"I feel like I have asthma now."

"I feel like you killed that guy."

"I- let's just- we'll process it later."

"I just wanna say I'm sorry."

"You don't have to forgive me at all or anything, but I like, really want you to know how sorry I am."

"I was kinda insane, and the sheer amount of lies I told is shocking, and it doesn't excuse what I did."

"I really liked getting to know you."

"I still really like you."

"You could've just, like, talked to me."

"I don't really know how true that is."

"I've been saying that shit the whole time."

"God, this is the most depressing shit ever."

"God, what is happening to this country?"

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feel free to change any pronouns, etc. || may contain some nsfw! || PART TWO HERE.

"Tonight is the fucking night, okay?"

"We are getting in the puss and we are gettin' wet."

"Nobody's gonna wanna fuck me this year just like nobody wanted to fuck me last year or the year before."

"And just what would I say?"

"They could've broken up, you never know."

"I'm not doing that with [Name], y'know what I mean?"

"I'm playing the long game with [Name], okay?"

"What the fuck happened to her?"

"That made me so sad."

"I don't need this negative, really sad attitude, please."

"What the fuck are you wearing?"

"It's really not too late to turn around, y'know?"

"I think you wanna be here."

"Where'd you get that idea?"

"What are you guys doing here?"

"What happened to your arm?"

"Oh my God, she ate shit is what happened."

"Oh my God, what did you do?"

"I don't wanna say it, but we're fucked."

"I'm done trying to sow my damn oats."

"Because he's gay and fearless, he'll probably fuck me without protection!"

"Everybody knows he's fucking fruity!"

"I don't wanna live like that."

"Why do you always have to flirt with other women?"

"You're attacking me and it's giving me a migraine."

"You can't tell me what to do!"

"I'm sorry that I looked at [Name], and lightly grazed her left tit, alright?"

"Don't talk to me you ugly bitch."

"I do not talk to girls in overalls."

"You're being really mean right now."

"You have to understand that this was a misunderstanding."

"I hate to break it to you, but we are pretty big losers."

"No, I don't wanna do that."

"What's the problem?"

"I know how to take a punch."

"I just wanted to say, thank you so much for last night."

"Maybe this would be a great way to take your mind off of stuff."

"My dad left me and I'm incredibly punctual."

"I don't know about this shit."

"Stop smiling; I'm kicking your ass!"

"All women are hot to me."

"I don't know how that's really been sitting with me, y'know?"

"I feel like I kinda killed the vibe."

"I've never really, I guess, said that to anyone before."

"You're really, really brave."

"There's something you maybe should know..."

"Well, I wasn't going to do it, but this is the last straw..."

"Are you having sex with [Name]?"

"[Name], you look so beautiful."

"I can't answer that question because I don't know how to read."

"I'm gonna fuck up some footballers and I'm buying a gun."

"Okay, well, don't get distracted because we could be fined like $2 for this, so..."

"Thought you might want some company."

"I mean, I think it's for the best..."

"I do kinda miss when he would touch my hair..."

"I wanted to tell you this before, but...I really appreciate you fighting and speaking loudly at my boyfriend."

"I really value when people use violence and raise their voices for me."

"It's actually one of my love languages."

"I know everything is, like, really fucked up, and you still probably miss [Name], which I get, but I just think you deserve way better, [Name]."

"Great, what're we supposed to do now?"

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"I don't think that blush is your shade."

"I'll probably just stay home."

"This is the first critical rager of the year."

"You know what your doctor said."

"You need socialization."

"Why don't you use my tanning bed?"

"You're in need, babe."

"I'm really sorry you got electrocuted."

"Are you hot for anyone?"

"[Name], [Name], [Name], [Name], [Name], [Name], [Name]!"

"I don't know who that is."

"He doesn't play sports; he's cerebral."

"This party is gonna be clutch!"

"These things will turn your feet into hamburger helper."

"It's not haunted, just abandoned. Desecrated."

"Well, I heard [Name(s)] do witchcraft over there."

"I've never seen anybody there."

"I think it's really peaceful and quiet."

"I talk to him sometimes."

"I brought this for you."

"It's kinda morbid when I wear it so I wanted you to have it."

"That's really weird, [Name]."

"I just don't think anyone should be forgotten."

"Y'know, I wasn't gonna say anything, they were such a mess, but you look amazing now!"

"Oh my God, [Name], bag your face!"

"How do you know my name?"

"So what exactly happened to her?"

"I can never ever talk about it, for personal and legal reasons, and i also pinky swore, but I guess I can tell you. I trust you."

"I'd be screwed up if I were her, too."

"Hi, sorry, how do we know each other?"

"You're being so dramatic."

"This is not what I expected from you; you have so much potential."

"Lets find somewhere for you to sit for a bit, yeah?"

"I hate parties like this; I don't even know why I came."

"Your hair feels like easter grass."

"You know it's not nice to lead people on."

"I wish I was with you."

"It's okay; everyone does it."

"You should probably get going."

"Did you smash the mirror in the bathroom?"

"Do you know what happens to people who act out?"

"How about an apology?"

"I feel like I may want to apologize for what happened last night."

"Well, I'm glad you're okay."

"Oh, is there pizza left?"

"I think I'm gonna skip the movie."

"I'm just really tired from work."

"Do you know how hard that is on the groin muscles?"

"It doesn't even hurt anymore."

"Do you like this song?"

"We're better off up here in case anyone comes home."

"I haven't said this many words in a row in forever."

"I hate to say it, but you're either crazy, or just goddamned inconsiderate!"

"You're kind of absurd, aren't you?"

"I really don't get your fixation with that one."

"There are plenty of halfway-dece guys who would date you."

"I wanna help you, I really do, but I dunno how."

"It's a waste of time to try and fix a boy; it's better to just accept a guy's flaws."

"I don't know what you're talking about."

"What happened to your neck?"

"You don't want to hold my hand?"

"This whole place gives me the creeps, okay?"

"I thought that was a really cool thing to say."

"Don't feel bad about what we did!"

"You saved me."

"Is that a rad new trend or something?"

"I don't play with dolls anymore."

"I'm sure there's some explanation."

"You know I'm usually pretty cool about things, right?"

"I have a bad feeling about this."

"You have no idea how scary this is."

"I actually feel like something's wrong."

"People are so afraid of death because they dunno when it's gonna happen to them."

"I'm not afraid of death anymore."

"I don't wanna die a virgin."

"I want to do it with someone I truly love."

"You're so supportive."

"I love our conversations."

"I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude."

"How about I drive since you're not feeling so good?"

"Your boobs look great by the way."

"This is just too freaking much."

"It's your fault we're screwed."

"You act like you're happy for me, and you care about me, but you're not really happy for me."

"You couldn't let me have this one thing?"

"You knew I liked him and you went after him on purpose!"

"I swear, I would never do that to you!"

"Guys usually only want me for one thing."

"It just was never gonna work out between us."

"I don't have feelings for you like that."

"Do you know how uncool that is?!"

"Uh, you're not making any sense."

"Thank you for being nice to me when no one else was."

"You're the type of person who usually bullies me or looks right through me, but you didn't."

"You actually went out of your way to try to tell people I was part of your family."

"You really actually wanted me to be your sister..."

"You're a great person, [Name]."

"Listen, we're running out of time."

"Make love to me."

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“C’mon now, [Name], lets keep moving.”

“It’s always just been me and [Name].”

“I need you to tell me everything that happened.”

“That’s a lot of money to owe…”

“Just what did you get yourself involved in?”

“Are you in town for a business trip, maybe?”

“Well, when your own life is that dull, you need to get your excitement somewhere…”

“Now, don’t you think you’re overreacting?”

“This is exactly the kind of behavior [Name] warned me about.”

“She’s just the worst to every girl she perceives as a threat.”

“So… You’re saying I’m not a threat?”

“I know there’s more to you than meets the eye.”

“I have to get back to work.”

“You don’t seem to care whether I’m happy.”

“Curiosity killed the cat…”

“I’m not used to having people around me while I work.”

“Hey, come on, don’t leave me hanging!”

“I’m sorry to add to your plate, but…I really need your help.”

“Are you telling me I should snoop around?”

“Ah, c’mon, a little joke’s never killed anyone.”

“Although it may seem like it, I’m not actually clairvoyant.”

“I’d forget my own head if I didn’t write everything down.”

“The way they look at each other, you can tell it’s the real deal.”

“Maybe it’s because my empathy only goes so far, but… I admire that you’re able to feel for just about anyone.”

“I don’t think I get along with everyone, but some people are worth getting friendlier with…like you.”

“The way you turned that compliment right back around at me, was…masterful.”

“I bet you could make anything look good.”

“Just what could’ve made you empty out your entire bank account?”

“I’ve never seen two people more suited for each other.”

“I need to know I can count on you.”

“Don’t you have work to do?”

“I think my heart stopped beating there for a moment.”

“If you weren’t so pretty, you’d have been out of a job a long time ago.”

“What the hell are you going on about?”

“Always a pleasure doing business with you, [Name].”

“I hope I didn’t get you into too much trouble earlier…”

“I guess the heart wants what the heart wants…”

“Adults can be so…confusing.”

“I can’t believe it all ends here.”

“Thank you for not giving up.”

“I would never give up on you.”

“Come on, you know I wouldn’t let you down.”

“I’m not sure I understand what the plan is here.”

“I enjoy the occasional, artistic endeavor.”

“I feel like I’m in one of those novels I spend my days reading.”

“I just love trying new things.”

“I could not have done this without you.”

“I’m glad I was able to be of some help.”

“Thank you for everything.”

“Hey, just because I read books doesn’t mean I know everything.”

“That’s a lot sweeter than I expected.”

“I do like a happy ending.”

“We could leave together if you’d like.”

“Even the most put-together person could be an absolute mess on the other side of the door.”

“I like to think that, with me, what you see is what you get.”

“Don’t worry, I’ll find a way to bring the lights back on.”

“Hey, you look a bit pale…”

“Is everything okay?”

“you’re not scared of the dark, are you?”

“Maybe you need to sit down, huh?”

“You look like you’re about to faint.”

“We’ll figure something out.”

“Maybe don’t mention that to the police.”

“I’m sorry I didn’t say anything before.”

“I’m…ashamed of the truth.”

“Maybe now you can understand why I care so much about you…”

“I’d really like for us to be more than just friends, [Name]...”

“Promise me you’ll be careful with the information you share.”

“Sorry, I was…distracted.”

“I really need you to focus right now.”

“I don’t want to be here all night, and I’m sure you don’t either.”

“I suggest you tell me everything you know.”

“We all struggle sometimes.”

“There was no point in staying if you were leaving.”

“I’m flattered, but that really wasn’t necessary.”

“You’re the most charming person I know!”

“I’m really glad I have you in my life.”

“Sorry, my mind wanders sometimes.”

“Should I be jealous?”

“I just want them to be happy…”

“What the hell’s going on?”

“You can’t do this!”

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feel free to change any pronouns, etc. || may contain some nsfw! || PART ONE HERE.

“When you’re a parent, everyday is uncharted territory.”

“Sometimes you just gotta jump, and hope you’re not standing on a cliff.”

“God, you are such a cretin!”

“I’ve never felt this way about anyone…”

“It’s like there’s a rope attached to my chest and it keeps pulling me towards you…”

“It’s so good to see you…”

“I felt myself getting too close and I didn’t want to break his heart…”

“Do you love him?”

“What difference would it make if I did?”

“He won’t answer any of my texts or take any of my calls…”

“Can we please talk?”

“I’m going to let you say what you need to say, then I’d like you to leave.”

“I think you at least owe me an explanation.”

“Well, I’m sorry I can’t turn my feelings off as easily as you.”

“D-do you honestly think this is easy for me?”

“If this is over, I at least deserve to know why.”

“For once, I wish you could see me for who I am and not who you want me to be.”

“Sometimes I don’t think you know me at all.”

“I wasn’t raised by a loving, supportive family like you were.”

“I can love you and want you and still not want that life.”

“We can figure out a way to love each other on our own terms, no one else’s.”

“That is simply not possible and you know it.”

“Nothing will ever happen to you.”

“If you want me to go, you have to tell me to leave.”

“Please…don’t make me…”

“I would never leave this room if I didn’t think there was any hope of holding onto the happiness I have found with you.”

“Tell me to go, [Name], and I promise I will walk out that door and trouble you no longer.”

“There’s something I want you to see.”

“When I was younger, I would dream of taking somebody I love here and he’d love it as much as I did.”

“Please, be patient with me, and I promise I will try to be brave for us.”

“When they write the history of my life, I want it to include you, and my love for you.”

“History, huh? Bet we could make some.”

“I want you to have some part of me until you can have all of me again.”

“I love you…”

“I’ll be as patient as you need.”

“I’m not sure what you’re getting at.”

“The truth is, every queer person has the right to come out on their own terms, and on their own timeline.”

“The forced conformity of the the closet cannot be answered with forced conformity in coming out of it.”

“Great job; I’m proud of you.”

“I just have to do everything around here.”

“You might be lousy at keeping secrets, [Name], but I am not.”

“[Name], I could kiss you!” “Touch me and die.”

“I feel so lost right now.”

“It feels like everyone hates me.”

“I’m always proud to be your boyfriend.”

“I think it’s time I stood up for myself.”

“The less you say, the better it’ll be for you.”

“I do not need your advice, [Name].”

“I don’t want your protection, I want your support.”

“This is more than just a mad infatuation.”

“Why is it out of the question?”

“Are you sure this is what you want?”

“I thought it might bring you some luck.”

“Oh, my god, I’m so grateful you’re here.”

“What do we do now?”

“Do you think anyone noticed?”

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feel free to change any pronouns, etc. || may contain some nsfw! || PART TWO HERE.

“Okay, you’ve been yucking my yum all day.”

“What’s going on with you?”

“Just remember you’re handsome and charming and everyone loves you.”

“Oh shut up, [Name], and get into the spirit of the thing.”

“If I was gonna go for a rich white boy, that is the rich white boy I’d go for.”

“He’s the worst kind of rich white boy.”

“He’s the world’s rudest person.”

“He’s the world’s most irritating person.”

“I’m glad you’re enjoying yourself.”

“Did your parents send you to snobbery school or does looking down on people just come naturally to you?”

“I can assure you that making it was one of the most depressing moments of my career.”

“You better act like the sun shines out of his ass and you have a vitamin D deficiency.”

“What if I set myself on fire?”

“That’s my son you’re talking about.”

“You’ve got to be joking…”

“One thing I most admire about [Name] is his willingness to admit when he’s wrong.”

“Do you visit this place a lot?”

“Why do you dislike me?”

“I didn’t realize you’d heard that.”

“So you do admit that’s a douchey thing to say.”

“I’m sorry I was a prick to you.”

“It’s no excuse, but I was a prick to everyone in those days.”

“Well, now I feel like I need to apologize.”

“People like him more than they like you.”

“[Name], you are the most exquisite woman I’ve ever seen in my life.”

“What’re you doing out here?”

“Did I do something wrong?”

“People I date don’t interest me, and the people who interest me, I can’t date.”

“Oh my god, [Name], I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

“Christ, you’re as thick as it gets.”

“Did I forget your birthday?”

“He grabbed my hair in a way that made me understand the difference between rugby and football.”

“I mean, it wasn’t unpleasant, just…surprising.”

“I mean, you’ve been wanting him to dick you down forever.”

“I know I owe you an explanation.”

“You’re gonna stay at least 500 feet away from me for the rest of the night, then at midnight you’re gonna come to my room on the second floor of the residence where I’m going to do some very bad things to you.”

“To be clear, this changes nothing between us.”

“I really thought you hated me.”

“I hated how good you looked.”

“I am as gay as a maypole.”

“I wouldn’t mind doing this again.”

“I just can’t afford for you to fall in love with me.”

“I should probably get going…”

“I think we should make love tonight…”

“Who says ‘make love’ anymore?”

“I am so not playing this cool right now…”

“I can’t believe how wrong I was about you…”

“Don’t you tell me what to do.”

“Do you have a few minutes?”

“I’ve been, um, figuring some things out about myself lately…”

“We’re gonna need some pizza.”

“I mean, if I’d had more warning I could have made you a PowerPoint presentation, but…”

“Can I give you some advice?”

“You need to figure out if you feel forever about him before you take this any further…”

“I dunno if we’re there yet, [Name]...”

“This is uncharted territory for us…”

[katesmemes]

Hi Kate! Think you can do sentence starters for Imagine me and you? 🥺

Of course! Here you go! <3

[katesmemes]

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“I want something that says ‘I’m sorry he’s dead, but not that sorry; he was just a dog, and you shouldn’t have loved him more than me,’.”

“Nobody knows, and nobody cares, so would you for once in your little life just—”

“I have a like-life; it suits me fine.”

“What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?”

“Did you get the vibes that she likes me?”

“My name is [Name], but you can call me anything you’d like.”

“We fit nice, don’t we, together?”

“They say fairy tales have happy endings even though the passage can be rough.”

 “Do you want to come to dinner?”

“I think they’d be perfect for each other; don’t you think they’d be perfect?”

“You know when you’ve just met someone but straight away you feel as if they’re going to be your friend?”

“I don’t know what I’m saying; do you know what I mean?”

“Have you finished work already?”

“I’m busy tonight.”

“Tea dances, reading groups, bridge clubs… tragic attempts by lonely old coffin dodgers to meet someone before they give up and peg out…”

“No, I’m depressed; there’s a difference.”

“I wish you’d get a life… I wish you would.”

“Sorry I’m late, Beautiful Person.”

“You look spectacular.”

“How was work?”

“She’s not really my bag of chips, darling, but yeah, I suppose…”

“Saved by the bell, but you’re in a lot of trouble later…”

“You can’t put a price on comfort.”

“You see? A woman after my own heart…”

“How much better is sex after marriage?”

“I’m not a one person person.”

“Y’know, they teach the birds and the bees about me.”

“I think you know immediately. As soon as your eyes meet... Then everything that happens from then on just proves that you have been right in that first moment. When you suddenly realize that you were incomplete and now you are whole…”

“Later on tonight we are going to fall madly in bed.”

“Well, you’ve got something on your mind, that’s obvious…”

“Have you ever met someone and just… but they’re with someone else, already?”

“You and me…it’s not gonna happen.”

“You have to go, right?”

“Am I glad to see you… The morning I’ve had…”

“I love the smell of hotdog in the evening… Smells like…hotdog…”

“I do believe I will be with one person for the rest of my life, but…that person will be a woman.”

“I feel like dancing.”

“That was fun; wasn’t it fun?”

“Are you gonna talk all the way through this?”

“You make me feel something—something I absolutely cannot feel.”

“I can’t do this—I can’t actually do this, so whatever it is or was, it’s got to stop and it’s got to stop now, do you understand?”

“I just think I’m doing something wrong, is all…”

“I can’t ask [Name] if there’s anything wrong because it’s way too scary…”

“Tell me to go. Tell me that’s what you want and I will walk away and you will never see me again.”

“Is that what you want?”

“I want you…”

“Don’t forget me…”

“I won’t remember anything else…”

“It makes me sick, you just lie—lie…”

“I don’t like my girlfriend; I wanna breakup with her…”

“I met this girl…but she’s with someone else…”

“Y’know when you’re holding a hot cup of coffee and you realize you’re going to sneeze? That’s how I feel.”

“I want to talk to you…”

“I want to talk to you because this thing happened…”

“I wasn’t looking for it, it just happened, and though it’s over, um…you have a right to know…”

“I went crazy for someone and it wasn’t you…”

“I’m sorry… I’m so very sorry, so—please believe me, I…”

“I can’t say this more than once…”

“I’m staying… I couldn’t—wouldn’t—leave you…”

“You’re my best friend… It was enough before; it’ll be enough again, so…”

“Do penguins have knees?”

“It’s not you leaving that’s going to kill me, it’s you loving someone more…”

“No, you’re not walking away—don’t walk away from me!”

“I want you to be happy…”

“More than anything else, I wanted to be the cause of happiness in you…but if I’m not, then…I can’t stand in the way…”

“What you’re feeling now is the unstoppable force which means I’ve got to move…”

“What did [Name] mean when he said you’re in love with someone else…?”

“I’m in love with someone else…”

“So the two of you are…lesbifriends…?”

“It doesn’t matter what you call it, it’s not going to happen…”

“Whatever you choose to do from here, we will support you; we always will…”

“Please, my darling, follow your heart…”

“Y’know what I wish? You wouldn’t grow up so fast…”

“Hey, you did nothing wrong…”

“Why don’t you have pudding after breakfast? You have it after lunch and dinner, so why not in the morning as well…?”

“You’re still sad, aren’t you…?”

“I bought you sweets…”

“Maybe in ten years, if you’re still lonely, we could get married then.”

“You shouldn’t be afraid, [Name], you can do anything…”

“I knew after three seconds…”

“If you could, perhaps…be a little kinder…?”

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“I look forward to our life together.”

“It was touch and go there for a while.”

“I’ve never met anyone who alphabetizes their credit cards before.”

“Well, aren’t you just a modern day hero?”

“You don’t want me to go?”

“Darn it, I just remembered that I- I promised my- my friend’s brother’s godmother that I would- that I would help her, um, change her fax cartridge tonight because she’s going out of town tomorrow on an African safari.”

“I’m a member of the [Location] Scrabble club- pathetic, I know…”

“I only eat the brown M&Ms ‘cause I figure they have less artificial coloring, ‘cause chocolate’s already brown.”

“Don’t tell me what to do.”

“What I’m thinking involves a machete and a pair of pliers.”

“You’re just pitiful and confused, looking to get some hot pepper wherever you can.”

“You think you can double talk your way out of this, throw me off your scent, but I smell you.”

“It was a dance; it didn’t mean anything.”

“I never get emotionally involved, ever.”

“What if what I think is great really is great, but it’s not as great as something greater.”

“Your feelings for her- that’s not chemistry, that’s anxiety.”

“I was thinking wrong and I was being a jackass.”

“Maybe you don’t like him now, but maybe you might love him later.”

“I don’t feel anything about love.”

“This is a really critical time…”

“It’s wistful and romantic…”

“We are not going to be together like that.”

“I’m sorry, I will leave you alone.”

“From now on, I will no longer bother you.”

“From now on, we will be just friends.”

“Oh, you think we can be friends, just like that?”

“I want to apologize for any madness I caused you.”

“I just want for us to be buddy-buddy.”

“Do you have plans for dinner?”

“You look like you have much on your mind.”

“Did you ever like somebody but the timing was off?”

“I’m not making any sense…”

“Love can’t always be perfect; love is just love.”

“You really don’t think he looked good?”

“It’s a good thing I didn’t marry him.”

“Most of the time I think I just wasn’t enough…”

“Thanks for tonight, I mean- I know that I was a mess…”

“I’m a magnet for unavailable men.”

“I think you know what I’m talking about…”

“I can’t go through with this wedding…”

“I’ve been with him so long I don’t even know why we’re still together anymore…”

“No one will ever love you as much as I love you…”

“What would I have done without you?”

“You look beautiful…”

“Why do you wanna marry me?”

“I don’t want to get married.”

“I haven’t thought about what I really want in so long…”

“I think all the blood’s rushing to my head and I’m gonna faint.”

“I look in your eyes and it hurts my insides.”

“This is not what you want, it’s what I want, shame on me…”

“Love isn’t like some enchanted evening, it isn’t a fairytale, or even love at first sight.”

“Don’t worry, I know what I’m doing.”