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brittspierces:
Okay, only if I can pinch your cheeks when we leave since she always pinches mine. Also, you mean my cats, right, and not my lady bits? Because if you’re supposed to feed those I’ve been doing a really bad job at it.
She can’t help herself, and I can’t blame her - look at you, but you should probs leave all leftovers for phat cats and phat cats only. Yeast is for bagels, not muffins.
damnedfinn:
Man. I feel like the world flies by a million miles an hour and I’ve missed so much. My dad popped into town which meant that I got to go out of town with him. Cool weekend. Lots of beers and bullshit. Anyway, is there a serial killer in town dumping bodies in the lake or was that a one off kind of deal?
I dunno, but my grandmother’s got her fingers crossed they’ll get her neighbors next. They puked on her lawn twice last week--unless that was you and your douche Daddy on your way home from the bars--so here’s hoping.
text | samtana
SAM: i didn't
SAN: i mean, it'd be pretty fucked if you cared more about your boy's prom than mine. especially if you're looking for a happy ending in your backseat.
text 🙄 pucktana
PUCK: so i guess im seeing u at prom
SAN: how'd you know i was gonna make you take britt?
text | samtana
SAM: huh?
SAM: it's just a suggestion
SAN: why does it feel like you already asked him?
damnedbrody:
I don’t think the couple hundred bucks for candles is gonna make or break the prom budget. Plus, how many good locations does Pierview really have for prom to begin with? You’re probably not wrong about him partying himself into oblivion, but with all eyes on Pierview I don’t think a vigil is a terrible idea. Everybody lights some candles, the media gets the footage they crave, and we get as normal of a prom as we can. Who knows maybe somebody will kick in some prom money when they see all the crocodile tears on tv.
Look, nobody knows for sure it’s not the homeless guy that hangs out around Acme on the weeknights, so there’s no reason to dip into our hard-earned cash when we don’t know jack about the body. I don’t know about you, but I’m not about to let those car washes and bake sales go to waste, and I’m definitely not getting my prom on in the gym.
text | samtana
SAM: hey, would it be cool if blaine did pre-prom pics and dinner with us? since he's not going with anyone and he's like our best friend and stuff i thought it'd be cool if he went with us.
SAN: ...did you really ask blaine to prom before you asked me?
damnedblaine:
As honorary First Lady, you know I’m honoring your venue requests. Email me a finalized list of suggestions for me to bring before the planning committee later this week. I’ve made certain that this memorial–premature as some think it may be–will not hinder our budget in any way. You’re still getting the churros and chocolate fountain.
Great -- just don’t forget the bottomless breadsticks, and we’re good to go. But B, in all seriousness. Do you really think a memorial’s a good idea? Because I can tell you straight up, the boys in blue are still clueless, and mourning Sebastian when we don’t “know” anything looks pretty sus to me. Like, I get you’re trying to blend ‘n’ all, but. I don’t want you to give us up ‘cause you’re too busy overachieving like always.
text 🐍 pucktana
PUCK: hudson told me that i should do it! i thought itd be spawntaineus or somethin
PUCK: now she thinks someones out to murder her
PUCK: if that was the case she'd already be in the lake duh
SAN: Going to Lumps for advice was your first mistake.
SAN: Maybe she's scared because you didn't grow a pair to hit her up face to face and broke into her locker for your answer instead?
SAN: Like, you're hot. Give yourself some credit.
samisdamned:
Does this mean I gotta work on one of those promposal things? Or do I get to skip that cause you’re my girlfriend?
If you’re not willing to go big, how d’you think we’ll win king and queen?
text 🐍 pucktana
PUCK: im the locker burglar
SAN: I figured.
SAN: Why didn't you tell me you were into lil Miss Muffet?
SAN: I've literally got the hook up. You're dumb.
damnedmarley:
Honestly, after that, I don’t even know if I want a promposal. Have you gotten any yet?
Look, Mar. Everyone loves a good bad boy, and I can’t let you embarrass me flying solo, so you’ve gotta get a date somehow. I say seize the day, this dick, and this golden opportunity. Seriously. When has my advice ever let you down?
I don’t have any love notes in my locker, but Sammy should be working on it. And if he’s not, he better start. Y’know. Or else.
text 🐍 pucktana
PUCK: so i mighta fucked up
SAN: Lay it on me, loser.
damnedpuck:
What kind of dress are you wearing to prom and will you be wearing underwear? Y’know, since it’s still on.
I always thought Smythe looked more like the great mouse detective.
A rat’s a rat, right?
Check my insta for the dressing room pic and Trouts’ desktop for the upskirt shots. And you better be going with us. As the president of Pierview’s Future Felons Club, it’s practically your job to spike the punch bowl.
damnedmarley:
I don’t know what’s creepier. The police finding a dead body in the lake, or getting an anonymous letter from someone at school asking if I had a prom date, and then telling me to put the letter back in my locker because they’ll ‘get it.’
I checked to make sure everything was there, which is was, but I suggest everyone look through there lockers tomorrow and make sure nothing was stolen.
Here’s hoping your promposal’s just as romantic.
brittspierces:
I’m a sad panda tonight.
Mostly because I’m grounded from using basically everything in the kitchen due to last weeks almost fire and my mom and dad are having Monday date night and I’m HUNGRY :( Or maybe I’m not sad, I’m actually mad because no one will trust me to use things just because apparently making a grilled cheese sandwich in the toaster could be ‘dangerous’. Hangry. I’m Hangry. Beware.
Do you wanna hit up Wela’s with me for dinner tonight? You know how she feels about fattening you up, and you’ll for sure have leftovers for #TeamPussy.
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