Break It / Buy It / Fix It

Dirk Strider [DJ] 27 ♂ This might be hell, but don't take my word for it. // Ind. No SBURB AU Dirk Strider RP Blog Penned by Pepper M!A : None, Accepting //

[damnhedidthat]

An open letter to anyone under 6'2.

So what does it feel like to be short?

[animusrox]

[victini]

*puts my hand on your shoulder* listen. I DID mean to make you upset and i DO think your opinions are shit

[crimsongarrote-blog]

SO I REALIZED THAT I NEVER POSTED THIS PICTURE.

@celadoncircuitry WITH MY CATS, LILO (TORTOISESHELL) AND STITCH (CALICO). LOOK HOW CUTE THE THREE OF THEM ARE.

[celadoncircuitry-deactivated201]

You actually took a picture. Oh my god. At least I wasn’t crying from the movie still.

[damnhedidthat]

I'm back, I'm black, and I'm tired as fuck.

[damnhedidthat]

Spot the difference.

[saiaku]

[urbanxdivinity]

[damnhedidthat]

n-nya??

Nya.

[damnhedidthat]

#Garbage.#Hot handsome garbage.#You look good in mint green.

Of course you would.

[damnhedidthat]

Spot the difference.

[botan]

[fujikomeanie]

[amoolia]

Get ready for your birthday present, Todd.

[damnhedidthat]

MEET THE MUSE (repost, don’t reblog)

► Name ➔ Dirk “DJ” Strider ► Are you single ➔ No. ► Are you happy ➔ I’m going to need you to be more specific. ► Are you angry? ➔ Depends on the day. ► Are your parents still married ➔ Never were.

NINE FACTS

► Birth Place ➔ Houston, TX. ► Hair Color ➔ Naturally? Black. I usually keep it blond. ► Eye Color ➔ Reddish-Orange. Depends on the light. ► Birthday ➔ 12/03/2409 ► Mood ➔ Tired. As per usual. ► Gender ➔ Male. ► Summer or winter ➔ Winter. ► Morning or afternoon ➔ Evening.

EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

► Are you in love ➔ Yes...? ► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ No. ► Who ended your last relationship ➔ It was mutual. ► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ Probably. ► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ Yes. ► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Yes. ► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ Yes. ► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ No.

SIX CHOICES

► Love or lust ➔ Lust. ► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Iced tea. ► Cats or Dogs ➔ Neither. ► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ Few. ► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ Wild night out. ► Day or night ➔ Night.

FOUR HAVE YOU EVERS

► Been caught sneaking out ➔ Yes. ► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔  Yes. ► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Yes. ► Wanted to disappear ➔ Yes.

FIVE PREFERENCES

► Smile or eyes ➔ Eyes. ► Fat or skinny ➔ I lean towards thicker. I don’t find very skinny people particularly attractive. ► Shorter or Taller ➔ Shorter. ► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ Both. ► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ Hook-up.

FAMILY

► Do you and your family get along  ➔ Roxy and I, yes. Not the rest. ► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ Depends on your definition. ► Have you ever ran away from home ➔ Yes. ► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔  Yes.

FRIENDS

► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ No. ► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ I don’t have many. ► Who is your best friend ➔ Roxy or Sam. ► Who knows everything about you ➔ Hal.

Tagged by: @breezy-anchor and @celadoncircuitry

Tagging: @crimsongenetics @shoutpoles and uh. Anyone else that wants to, I guess.

[damnhedidthat]

;; Fuck, finally, he sent coordinates. You sprint back to the house, adrenaline propelling you.

Gun, knife, wallet, mobile, leave.

The gun goes in your hip holster with the knife, at the last second you grab an emergency medi-kit and then you're gone. You don't know where you're going but you're prepared for the worst.

[damnhedidthat]

I've missed this place. I can go for a walk and actually see trees.