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“Yes, it has a nice sound to it. That’s cute as hell. I could always use friends. ‘You can never have too many friends’ as they like to say. You’re not, I’m in a pretty shit spot. Not exactly, but something like that, yeah. I just don’t want two broken legs. One at a time is much better.”
“You’re flattering me too much oh my god,” she pressed her hands to her cheeks as she smiled brightly. “I promise I won’t break your leg, if it makes you feel better, I don’t even like to kill bugs. Can I ask what happened? Or do I have to unlock friend level 80 to find out?”













