Cha Cha Cha Chillin

Stoner/OG Dabber 707 Cali

[tastefullyoffensive]

Ron Swanson Quotes as Motivational Posters by Julia Pugachevsky Previously: Fitness Quotes Over Pictures of People Drinking

[howitzerliterarysociety-deactiv]

Act my age? What the fuck is that, “act my age”? What do I care how old I am? The Ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.

the greatest thing i have ever read (via jessicarabbrit)

[pajamaswag-deactivated20141114]

JAG x PAKOH collab

[cosmicsyzygy]

Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!

[everythingis19]

DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING

I NEVER REALIZED

[quasarkisses]

are you serious

I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.

FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD

YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD

[dumb-of-ass-pure-of-heart]

can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too

like voldemort couldnt even do that shit

molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that

who are you

[earthgirldonna]

pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys

[casey-jane-lewis]

Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.

[andisupreme]

holy shit

[teddywestside]

(x)

[usedtoberaxlevano-deactivated20]

I AM SO HAPPY TO KNOW THIS

[egrlfrnd-deactivated20231228-de]

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[rock-n-roll-redux]

[crownqueenray]

make him ruler of the world!

[valerioloi]

Human Feelings as Drugs

[ospreying]

It would be really cool to have a movie about this in a world where the government distributes these to people, and at first glance everything is fine, people with depression and antisocial disorder are being instantly treated and that’s great. But then you realize that there are groups of people abusing these drugs underground, like there will be people on happy all the time, people that use hope to delude themselves, or people that drug other people with love, and that true human emotions have been nearly wiped out. Then at the end it’s discovered that the government is using these drugs to control society and manipulate people into becoming soldiers by taking away their empathy and filling them up with trust for the government. So it ends in an uprising led by a resistance group who lead the people to realize that their humanity has been stripped and doesn’t come in a bottle.

[fobbishtwit-deactivated20140411]

why aren’t you making movies omg

[1177117711771177]

 selbink:

I cant believe justin bieber poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses

He did?!

[starqueen-kari]

No, but are we gonna wait around until he does!?

[frothyfrothy-loins]

[dogapult-deactivated20141111]

college is so weird like you give people a bunch of money to provide a service that just stresses you out and makes you poor so that hopefully one day they give you a piece of paper that says you’re qualified to earn all of that money back this is too much i need a drink

[highanddwy-deactivated20140517]

[cats-rule-everything-around-blog]

That trigger ain’t got no heart, That nigga behind it ain’t got no love.

[lookatwhattheyredoingtome]

[thickchicksnjunk]

iridessence:

shelovestwilight:

glowpinkstah:

lookatwhattheyredoingtome:

Dad jokes brought to you by Rick Grimes

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING!!!

THE SANDWICH ONEEEEE

i slobbed

[officialmoviegoer]

[harcules]

And finally someone said it

[paulapowercat-blog]

I’ve been thinking this forever.

[have--not-deactivated20160117]

[porrn-deactivated20160804]

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

[mostly10]

[puttanella]

You don’t realize how fucked up you are on anything till you’re alone in the bathroom

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[mutaharus]

play with us squidward

[chernobylkinsmen-deactivated201]

THIS IS LEGITIMATELY HORRIFYING