Cosmic Syzygy

тнιик σf мє αѕ α ραяα∂σχ ιи αи αиσмαℓу αи∂ gєт σи ωιтн уσυя тєα.

[thoodleoo]

me whenever a woman in greek myth gets fed up and destroys the men who've caused her trauma

[partywithponies]

My favourite part of any episode of Poirot is when Poirot gathers everyone together at the end just to absolutely roast everyone, whether they’re guilty or not.

[cosmicsyzygy]

"What's for dinner, Hercule?"

"We're having a roast. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

[ithelpstodream]

[pondnaravit]

[thosekidswhohuntmonsters]

How can Chris Pratt be three of his characters AT THE SAME TIME 

[cowboysuggest]

IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADAS

[fuckedwizard]

AND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN

[denimsnake]

IF YOU’RE NOT INTO YOGA

[movedtowerescientist]

IF YOU HAVE HALF A BRAIN 

[kaedyn]

IF YOU LIKE MAKING LOVE AT MIDNIGHT

[asdfghjklasdfghj-deactivated202]

IN THE DUNES OF THE CAPE

[squiddlysquoo]

IM THE LOVE THAT YOUVE LOOKED FOR

[mannersmakethme]

COME WITH ME AND ESCAPE

[cosmicsyzygy]

[staycuteandcozy]

It’s a big world out there, you don’t have to have it all figured out just yet

[thebibliosphere]

I took my meds too close to bedtime again and I need you all to know the dream I had last night involved Robin Williams becoming the new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts. Not, a character portrayed by Robin Williams, just Robin Williams as himself running around Hogwarts doing wandless magic and being as loud and big as possible because and I quote before I forget:

“Listen, children, I’m not saying all this bad shit that is happening isn’t scary and you shouldn’t be concerned–because you should!–but I’m telling you this now for free. Life is a boggart, it’s the biggest boggart of them all. You never know what it’s going to look like one moment to the next. And sometimes you just gotta laugh. It’s okay to laugh. It’s part of the grieving process. You need to grieve before you can heal. But it’s okay to laugh while you’re doing it.”

I didn’t wake up right after that, some more stuff happened in a hazy sort of way as the dream began to dissolve into conciousness, but I remember him yelling Expecto Patronum as he punched a Death Eater in the face. Because sometimes, evidently, you have to make your own happy memories.

[thatgirlonstage]

You just fully got the actual spirit of Robin Williams to pop in on your dreams and give you some wisdom

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

[osobigbear]

I carry this water bottle around on purpose because I know the kids will ask me why I have a pink one. This is how every convo has gone:

Kids: Mr.C Why do you have a pink water bottle?

Me: Because I like pink, why?

Kids: Pink is for girls

Me: Why?

Kids: ummmmmmm

Me: Do you know why it’s for girls?

Kids: No it just is

That’s when I go into a brief lesson about how pink is JUST a color (I am the art teacher so they think I am the authority on colors) for everyone.

As a teacher I am trying my hardest to re-educate these kids in the most non threatening way possible. It will take them a minute to understand that pink isn’t a “girl color”, but a color we can all love

[the-caitlyn-rain]

I love you for this

[themushr000m]

erasing gender essentialism is MEGA IMPORTANT!

[be-blackstar]

“I am the art teacher so they think I am the authority on colors”

[that-nonbinary-guy]

Hello yes the color authorities are here we would like you to please stop gendering colors

[candiikismet]

Come on color authority! 👮🏽‍♂️💓

[8pxl]

My favorite Mt Rainier pieces I’ve done, in the order of their creation. February 2017, April 2017, December 2017, and May 2018.

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[let-us-aadore-you]

I just said “I am Moana from Motunui, you killed my father, prepare to die” and it actually took me a few seconds to realize that’s not right

[theawwesomeeridan]

My name is Inigo Montoya. You will board my boat, sail across the world, and return the heart of Te Fiti.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

my name is Moana Montoya, you will board my father, prepare to sail, and die

[bobbycaputo]

Dropping Ice Down a 90m Borehole in Antarctica Makes a Very Unexpected Sound

[duran-duran-less-official]

clatter clatter clatterclatterclatterclatterclatter [cartoon gunshot].

[amazingmars]

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

[the-official-nasa]

May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead

[elloette]

When your hair is wavy/curly sometimes there is a fine line between “messy romantic waves” and “evil witch who lives in the woods.”

[cosmicsyzygy]

PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THE STRUGGLE!!!

[iamyourpathos-deactivated201608]

too soon, obi-wan (insp)

[madfanboyinablueblog-deactivate]

Has this been done yet?

[hanslo]

What will you do when they catch you? What will you do if they break you? If you continue to fight, what will you become?