Sam I Am

Hey, the name is Evans. Sam Evans. I'm a college student, studying Voice Over. I'm also a pizza guy, which is pretty cool 'cuz I feel like I'm in the Fast and the Furious. Life is good.

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imagine if sloths could run 

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but

what if my anaconda does 

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if you listen closely on a dark night you can hear me singing to my cat 

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dude where the fuck was santa

[itsblaine]

#do i need to say no homo here #but like #there is a homo #my best friend homo #i dont get this #am i?

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#i don’t know sam #are you homo?

NO NOT WHAT I MEANT

[itsblaine]

Omg Sam I was kidding. I’m not going to fistbump you with my mouth. No homo~

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#love ya man

awwww

I love you too, bro

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#you’re a poet

I have dappled in the art of prose before 

[itsblaine]

A single tear falls down my face.

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dude you haven’t even read it yet 

[itsblaine]

Everything you say brings emotion to my soul. 

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that’s the nicest thing I’ve ever heard

[itsblaine]

Sammyyyyy if you were here I would kiss you in a totally platonic bro manly way. Like a mouth fistbump. 

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uhhhh- sure thing, man. 

[itsblaine]

#do i need to say no homo here #but like #there is a homo #my best friend homo #i dont get this #am i?

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#i don't know sam #are you homo?

NO NOT WHAT I MEANT

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#you’re a poet

I have dappled in the art of prose before 

[itsblaine]

A single tear falls down my face.

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dude you haven’t even read it yet 

[itsblaine]

Everything you say brings emotion to my soul. 

[damnthosecoolranchdoritos]

that’s the nicest thing I’ve ever heard

[itsblaine]

Sammyyyyy if you were here I would kiss you in a totally platonic bro manly way. Like a mouth fistbump. 

[damnthosecoolranchdoritos]

uhhhh- sure thing, man. 

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#you’re a poet

I have dappled in the art of prose before 

[itsblaine]

A single tear falls down my face.

[damnthosecoolranchdoritos]

dude you haven’t even read it yet 

[itsblaine]

Everything you say brings emotion to my soul. 

[damnthosecoolranchdoritos]

that's the nicest thing I've ever heard

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hot fries are just like puffy hot cheetos that breathed in too much air so they’re bigger 

[itsblaine]

You’re so insightful, Sammy.

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have you ever had one, man? its like biting into a spicy hispanic cloud 

[itsblaine]

I haven’t, but that sounds beautiful omg.

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#you’re a poet

I have dappled in the art of prose before 

[itsblaine]

A single tear falls down my face.

[damnthosecoolranchdoritos]

dude you haven't even read it yet 

[damnthosecoolranchdoritos]

hot fries are just like puffy hot cheetos that breathed in too much air so they’re bigger 

[itsblaine]

You’re so insightful, Sammy.

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have you ever had one, man? its like biting into a spicy hispanic cloud 

[itsblaine]

I haven’t, but that sounds beautiful omg.

[damnthosecoolranchdoritos]

#you're a poet

I have dappled in the art of prose before 

[damnthosecoolranchdoritos]

hot fries are just like puffy hot cheetos that breathed in too much air so they’re bigger 

[itsblaine]

You’re so insightful, Sammy.

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have you ever had one, man? its like biting into a spicy hispanic cloud 

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hot fries are just like puffy hot cheetos that breathed in too much air so they're bigger 

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whenever youre feeling hella sad just remember that youre hella rad

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whoa pretty lady

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started at the bottom now we're here

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snixxandstones replied to your post: what day is it

sAMMY

Is that you, Tana?