Land of Theater and Sass

Allyson. Elderly. ENTP. All I want to do is sleep and become a Pokemon Master.

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

[belle-ofthebrawl-deactivated202]

[frontmansdefender]

“How’s life?”

Me:

[babybutchianthe]

[beardedmrbean]

[poetrylesbian]

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

[killer-fille]

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

[dirtylittleronin]

Behold: a cat (probably).

[kniivila]

Dog does not understand

[cpt-tightpants]

[kniivila]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS RULES

[onlytiktoks]

[ardourie]

dude

[mrscancelled-1]

[hellsite-yano]

>"nobody's gonna help you in the real world!!"

>go outside

>love and support in many places as long you have the courage to ask for it

[webkinz-t0yb0x]

happy 20th bday nds, ily

[hapalopus]

Bruh

[loathsomespider]

[bimbocore]

[enki2]

[tyltalp]

Pikmin Shenanigans :) Which one are you ?

[postoctobrist]

YOU are a neurotypical cisgender woman. going about with your latte and such

[obediently] I am a neurotypical cisgender woman. Going about with my latte and such

[silky-selkie]

•〰️•

[slushyseals]

Can I... a starving orphan... who is homeless... alone and unloved... perhaps trouble you for one small fish from that bucket? Please? -pathetic cough and helpless look-