average cereal enjoyer

26 | too young for facebook too old for tiktok | i'm here to scroll

[dogpuppy]

[rathayibacter]

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

[segamascott]

me escorting charli away from the rock instruments

[snoopyfloyd]

[threedollarsdotcom]

scientists are hard at work exploring each others bodies

[draculaforce]

Im not naked in the bath I am wearing the water Okay

[moveslikekeithrichards]

cars need extra signals that mean specific things like "i did not mean to do that" or "the cop is gone now can you please pick up the fucking pace"

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[howl224tgeundying]

[ask-pacman]

My ford got a hydrolic module with a jumping bean in it

[mushroommargo]

bro are drivers insane? That's like the second car-related post on Tumblr with the amount of hatred literally not seen under any other type of post ever

[ask-pacman]

Yeah the jumping bean makes the car jump over/across

[weshallbekind]

Road rage is so bad because it's the same rage anyone would feel at a computer working wrong, (slow internet, program not doing what you want, whatever), but it raises the stakes to "possibly literally life or death".

[ask-pacman]

Basically it works by containing the power of the mexigan jumping bean to fire the cylanders inside of the wheel hydraulics and create a massive jumping force

[vedurnan-archive]

[godkillerbrigade]

going to the corner store to get more corners

[wikicamp2]

[dailysnoopy]

[agaywolf]

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[gaytanic-panic]

this is how every dad in america thinks

[ratsonass]

[puppygirldick]