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[karvina]

i just found a 9,000,000 leaf clover

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[mousemilf]

Charlie Brown: I just hope Lucy isn't mean to me today.

Snoopy and Woodstock B Plot:

[joylessmarxist]

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[wosp-reactivated]

Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more

[striders]

it’s infuriating when the customer is wrong yes we all know this. however it’s probably 10000x worse when the customer is right, because what do you MEAN my coworker deleted 7 of your fucking accounts off of your profile when you just wanted to edit them and now I have to deal with it??? i can’t even be pissed that you’re being a bitch about it because i would be too!!! fuck!!!!

[dogpuppy]

[rathayibacter]

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

[segamascott]

me escorting charli away from the rock instruments

[snoopyfloyd]

[threedollarsdotcom]

scientists are hard at work exploring each others bodies

[draculaforce]

Im not naked in the bath I am wearing the water Okay

[moveslikekeithrichards]

cars need extra signals that mean specific things like "i did not mean to do that" or "the cop is gone now can you please pick up the fucking pace"

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[howl224tgeundying]

[ask-pacman]

My ford got a hydrolic module with a jumping bean in it

[mushroommargo]

bro are drivers insane? That's like the second car-related post on Tumblr with the amount of hatred literally not seen under any other type of post ever

[ask-pacman]

Yeah the jumping bean makes the car jump over/across

[weshallbekind]

Road rage is so bad because it's the same rage anyone would feel at a computer working wrong, (slow internet, program not doing what you want, whatever), but it raises the stakes to "possibly literally life or death".

[ask-pacman]

Basically it works by containing the power of the mexigan jumping bean to fire the cylanders inside of the wheel hydraulics and create a massive jumping force