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we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)
Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.
im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction
The other day I went to an ice cream shop and the total on the board for the double scoop cone I wanted was 7 bucks. So I head to the register, nervously clutching my ten dollar bill, the only money I have on me, hoping it’ll only be like 7.60 with tax or something, and the cashier says “seven dollars”. And I just. Looked at her with what must have been the face a dog makes when someone throws the ball but doesn’t actually throw it? Tax was included in the listings on the board. And I just stammered “seven? Like. Seven even?” And walked out the door, dazed, with my logically priced ice cream
Wait what? Why do they not give the full price in America?
Because America is run by idiots.
It’s like a slot machine surprise every time!
The reason is logical when you realize America is entirely greedy. Without tax being shown we tend to buy more. I go to grocery store with expectation to only spend $100 groceries. And all the items add up to 100 but then I get there and it’s 106.00 after taxes. So every state in us has different tax rates. West Virginia is 6%. Virginia is 5.3%. Some states it is 15%. Its a way to make MORE money from unexpecting shoppers.
nothing more relatable than this
Please write a short paragraph about a cute boy being tortured
Billy was a quiet kid, didn’t have many friends and he was always by himself during lunch. One day a kid came up to him and started a conversation. Billy was too afraid to respond so he just put his head down. The kid looked confused and walked away. Billy silently shed a tear. Later that night he was watching television and all of sudden BREAKING NEWS. The news reporter came on talking about a comet passing by in an hour and everyone in his town would be able to see it. So Billy got excited, he knew what he was in for. As the hour passed, many people stood outside their homes waiting for the comet to pass. All of a sudden he hears a noise down the street, the sound of someone crying for help. He goes to check it out and noticed an elderly lady on the ground crying. She says she has just been robbed and the thief stole her belongings. Billy looked upset and helped her get up. He walked her to her home and said “thank you Billy, I can’t believe you chose to help me unlike the others around who only wanted to see the comet passed by”. Billy looked confused and looked around, noticed that no one was outside anymore. He quickly left the elder woman and ran home, turned on the news channel. The reporter said it was a once in a decade event and hope everyone took the chance to see it. Billy started crying. This was his one chance to reverse the wish he had made when he was seven years old. He had wished that he would never have to fart again. And after all these years he hasn’t, he was never able to release his farts. This led him to feeling uncomfortable around others. He just laid down crying on his bed for the rest of that night. Poor Billy.
omg that was hilarious
claiming this energy
when the paycheck youve been waiting on finally comes in and you have enough money to pay your bills before you are broke again.
does any1 else go thru periods where u don;t want 2 talk anybody not bc ur distressed/angry or u dislike the people ur talking to but bc the pressure of having convos gets overwhelmin sometimes and u jus want 2 step away 4 awhile like i feel like an asshole for going ghost a lot but it;s therapeutic 4 me the pressure of being present and vocal all the time is tew much
does any1 else go thru periods where you dont want 2 live in a world with anyone else. where you just want to will an appocalypse into existence so youd have an excuse to smack some people around without having to feel bad about it? does any1 wish that they would find they have telekinetic poswers at the exact moment someone passes you for being too slow even though you were already going 10 over speed limit and wish that youd just unleash those powers and flip their car just to prove a point? does any1 else fantasize about just walking into the woods one day and becomming a mountain man just living off the land and forget about all people and responsibilities? does any1 else wish they could unleash the demon pent up inside of them and just become the anitichrist just to eff some shit up? or is it just me and my effed up mind ?
i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work
if you ever pay attention you will notice you actually have two "voices" in your head. one is the verbal where you actively think aloud to yourself and another that is solely images. you can think about two different things at the same time using your internal monologue and then images to convey the second topic. i can be thinking of how much i hate driving while at same time thinking about a movie or tv show i like. and when i use them both together its how i can do maths in my head by visualizing it then talking myself through it.
or im just crazy. thats a possibility too
Try this body trick
omg i just remembered a cool body trick i learned when i was little. stand in a doorway and make fists. with your arms at your sides push your knuckles into the frame and push them & hold for 1 minute. after the minute step away from wall and your arms will float up above your head on their own.