Mild Ramblings @adanzo - Tumblr Blog

Squinting grumpily at the latest "system-neutral fantasy sourcebook" trying to puzzle out which specific version of Dungeons & Dragons the author is picturing when they imagine a perfectly generic RPG.

rollingforstew

@crackerjackalope exactly my immediate thought as well that I went to the tags first just to see is someone else was on the same page. Why did the do That.

draconym

I've been in an evil mood for hours and I just discovered there was a piece of glitter stuck in my contact lens so I'm going to assume it was that the whole time and now the curse has been lifted.

draconym

yeah it was the eye glitter. I'm fine now.

gardensandghosts

What in the fuck did you possibly do to get hit with the modern day “shard of magical ice in eye that freezes your soul and makes you unable to recognize joy” curse? Like come back here that is literally how the fairytale goes, WHAT happened to you

draconym

Cast in a rock opera about vampires that is set in the 80s. There's a lot of glitter.

quietwingsinthesky

very important for elf characters to freak the fuck out about the aging difference thing and pre-grieve like crazy and scream themself hoarse with denial when they can’t stop death itself and they still look the same as when they met the frail aged body that’s going cold beneath their touch and eventually settle into a numbness that they’ll call acceptance but they never really let anyone get as close as they did in the first century of their life unless they know they’re going to stick around as long as they will

quietwingsinthesky

“why are elves so snobby and exclusive and cut-off from everyone else” befriending you means they’ll end up burying you and your children and your grandchildren and they’ll still be young. exactly how many times do you think you could choose to do that. if you live through enough centuries, eventually you run out of days in the year to visit each grave.

quietwingsinthesky

slightly concerning how many of you are saying this is like keeping a pet. don’t get me wrong, i love dogs. but dogs aren’t people. you understand that losing a person is different than losing a pet, right. the aging disparity might be similar but the situation is not. you know that friends are not pets. right.

gothicprep

one of my classic texts, from the archives

leidensygdom

"Blorbo from my shows" this, "blorbo from my videogames" that. What about "blorbo from my DnD game" that only three other people know. Do you ever think about that-

official-dnd-posts

official dnd post

txttletale

if anything you're reading makes reference to the cultural practices or social structures of "indigenous societies" you should mentally annotate it with "WHICH ONES???" in bright red marker

lindriart

:D

#delicious in dungeon #fanart #red dragon #beautiful

jojo-the-dogg0

Equiping an armor tutorial

i'll prob make more bc i love talking ab armors

shnowyfox

it would be so awesome

it would be so cool

edit: idk if edits show up like this on posts but like. i have an educational reblog on this post. and. it is linked in the comments for easy finding. also added tags for filtering because this is my first containment breach i kinda half assed the tags when i posted this. i might add more if i see others add tags that make sense or if yall ask.

benmce-art

Ramshackle Living

depsidase

sebsketchs

sticker design for pride this year! 💞🏳️‍⚧️

ghostboyravenight-deactivated20

I’m just saying if Daniel Radcliffe, the literal protagonist of the Harry Potter franchise since the age of ten years old, was able to disavow JK Rowling and move on from the HP universe then actually what the fuck is anyone else’s excuse. There is no one else on the planet who can say their entire childhood was HP more than that guy and he still cared about trans people more than the average tumblr user who says “we’re protesting by making all her characters queer and trans!!” like you can do better. You should do better.